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Subject:
Church Bulletins
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Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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Church Bulletins
Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.
Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"
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Church Bulletins
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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Church Bulletins
What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
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Church Bulletins
Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Church Bulletins
The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Church Bulletins
Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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Church Bulletins
The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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Church Bulletins
Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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Church Bulletins
In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.
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Church Bulletins
Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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Church Bulletins
You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Church Bulletins
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church Bulletins
Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Church Bulletins
Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Church Bulletins
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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Church Bulletins
The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Church Bulletins
Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Church Bulletins
School starts Monday August 22. Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.
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Church Bulletins
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