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Church Bulletins
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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(Success)
Please come… you will be gald you did.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
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Donations
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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