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Church Bulletins
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Child care provided with reservations.
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Church Bulletins
John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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