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Church Bulletins
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…
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