Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 5)

Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.

My joke is easy and my burden is light.

Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday:  Sign Up Now.  The Best Team Wins!

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.

The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”

Please come… you will be gald you did.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story

Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.