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Church Bulletins
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BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing
Now Thank We All Our God.
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