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Church Bulletins
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Funerals
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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School starts Monday August 22. Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.
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The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
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Donations
The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Church Bulletins
Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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