Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 6)

To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.

The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”

The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!

Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.

The closing song: Take My Life

Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.

We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.

The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.

When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.

Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.

There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.

The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.

If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.

Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.