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Church Bulletins
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.
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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
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Science/Weather
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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