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Church Bulletins
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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