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Church Bulletins
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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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