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Church Bulletins
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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Church Bulletins
John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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Church Bulletins
The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Church Bulletins
You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.
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Church Bulletins
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Church Bulletins
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Church Bulletins
The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Church Bulletins
Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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Church Bulletins
The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Church Bulletins
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