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Subject:
Church Bulletins
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing
Now Thank We All Our God.
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The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
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Donations
Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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