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Church Bulletins
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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School starts Monday August 22. Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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