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Church Bulletins
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.
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Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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Child care provided with reservations.
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BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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