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Church Bulletins
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The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Church Bulletins
Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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Church Bulletins
The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Church Bulletins
The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Church Bulletins
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Church Bulletins
Child care provided with reservations.
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Church Bulletins
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Church Bulletins
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Church Bulletins
Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Church Bulletins
Death
Passed away
A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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Church Bulletins
The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
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