Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 7)

The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.

Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!

The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.

Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday:  Sign Up Now.  The Best Team Wins!

The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.

The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

Child care provided with reservations.

The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.

A worm welcome to all who have come today.

Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”

The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.

Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.