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Subject:
Church Bulletins
(Page 7)
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Church Bulletins
The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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Church Bulletins
The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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Church Bulletins
[Thee]
Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Church Bulletins
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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Church Bulletins
[yoke]
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Church Bulletins
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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Church Bulletins
The ladies of the church are collecting items for Newborns in Need: fabric and supplies for knitting, crocheting, quilting, and sewing; finished goods; new and gently used clothing and blankets in good condition. Please place your baby in the bassinet located in the hallway.
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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Church Bulletins
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Church Bulletins
Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Church Bulletins
Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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Church Bulletins
Please come… you will be gald you did.
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Church Bulletins
Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
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Church Bulletins
Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.
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Church Bulletins
The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Church Bulletins
A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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Church Bulletins
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