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Subject:
Church Bulletins
(Page 7)
A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Church Bulletins
Death
Passed away
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Church Bulletins
Funerals
Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
My joke is easy and my burden is light.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
[yoke]
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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Church Bulletins
The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
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