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Church Bulletins
(Page 7)
We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
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Donations
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church Bulletins
We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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Church Bulletins
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Church Bulletins
Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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Church Bulletins
We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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Church Bulletins
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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Church Bulletins
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Jon's dad formerly preached in Opelika and Mobile, but is now working.
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Church Bulletins
Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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Church Bulletins
[Thee]
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Church Bulletins
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