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Church Bulletins
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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
Church Bulletins
Donations
Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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Church Bulletins
(Success)
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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Church Bulletins
Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
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Church Bulletins
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Church Bulletins
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Church Bulletins
You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Church Bulletins
If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Church Bulletins
Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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Church Bulletins
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Church Bulletins
Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.
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Church Bulletins
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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Church Bulletins
Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Church Bulletins
The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”
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Church Bulletins
Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Alcohol
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Drugs
Party
Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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Church Bulletins
The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Church Bulletins
The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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Church Bulletins
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
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