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Church Bulletins
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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
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Church Bulletins
We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Church Bulletins
The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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Church Bulletins
There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Church Bulletins
Helping Other People Emotionally
Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Church Bulletins
Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Church Bulletins
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Church Bulletins
Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Church Bulletins
Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Church Bulletins
Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Church Bulletins
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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Church Bulletins
The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Church Bulletins
Jon's dad formerly preached in Opelika and Mobile, but is now working.
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Church Bulletins
John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
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