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Church Bulletins
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Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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Church Bulletins
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Church Bulletins
Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Alcohol
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Drugs
Party
In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Church Bulletins
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
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A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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Church Bulletins
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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Church Bulletins
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Church Bulletins
Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Church Bulletins
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Church Bulletins
Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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