Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 8)

Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.

We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.

Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.

Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.

Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour

Evening massage – 6 pm.

Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

Please come… you will be gald you did.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.

“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”

Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.