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Church Bulletins
(Page 8)
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Please come… you will be gald you did.
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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Church Bulletins
“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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