Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 9)

Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"

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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.

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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.

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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles

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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.

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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

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Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.

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Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.

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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.

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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.

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Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.

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Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.

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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

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The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.

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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

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The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.

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School starts Monday August 22.  Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.

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