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Church Bulletins
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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Church Bulletins
(Success)
We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Church Bulletins
Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
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Donations
Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Church Bulletins
Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Church Bulletins
We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.
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Church Bulletins
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