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Subject:
Church Bulletins
(Page 9)
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Alcohol
Church Bulletins
Drugs
Party
Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Church Bulletins
Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Church Bulletins
Singing
We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
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Church Bulletins
We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Church Bulletins
The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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Church Bulletins
Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Church Bulletins
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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Church Bulletins
The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Church Bulletins
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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Church Bulletins
Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Church Bulletins
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Church Bulletins
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