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Church Bulletins
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The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
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Please come… you will be gald you did.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
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Donations
The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.
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The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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