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Church Bulletins
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
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Donations
There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Baby shower
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
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Translation
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A toilet paper brand
The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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