Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 9)

… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.

There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.

The closing song: Take My Life

If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.

We are always happy to have you sue our facility.

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Hymn:  I am Thin, O Lord.

The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.

If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.

Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.

Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004

Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.

The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.