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Church Bulletins
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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Conflict
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Break-in
Burglary
Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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