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Church Bulletins
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
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Science/Weather
The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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