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Usually unintentionally humorous classified ads, personal ads, notices or announcements as they appeared in various printed “Classified Ads” sections.

Ploughing the loneliest furrow. Nineteen personal ads and counting. Only one reply. It was my mother telling me not to forget the bread on my way home from B&Q. Man, 51.

Boa Constrictor – Great With Kids! – 2 Years old, approximately 2 feet long. Includes tank with light and accessories. $150 Call…

FOR SALE – Easy chair, Kitchen table, Chester Drawers. 982-….

2008 Cherokee Lardo “Diesel” …

Classifieds Used car ad

100% OFF – Any Bike Purchase of $1000 Or More…

Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…

SPANISH TOOTER NEEDED FOR A 7 year old student, learn to speak and write fluently. Call after 6 pm. 467-….

We have a large selection of shirts for both mens and ladies.

WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Save it. Anything you've got to say can be said to my lawyer. But if you're not my ex-wife, why not write to box no. 5377? I enjoy vodka, canasta, evenings in, and cold, cold revenge.

Classifieds From Craig’s List

FOR SALE: greens, turnips, collards, mustard, and rudebeggers. One mile west of Westiville, First clay road on left. Call…

No matter what your top coat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….

CUSTOMER SERVICE REP – FT/PT Strong phone skills and able to handle high call volume. Light collection. Fast paste work enviorment. Fax resume…

The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

FOR SALE – Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

HELP WANTED – Eyebrow Threading

FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…