Subject: Classifieds

Classifieds:

Usually unintentionally humorous classified ads, personal ads, notices or announcements as they appeared in various printed “Classified Ads” sections.

Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.

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BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

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WE FEATURE Indoor Shooting Range – E-Z Layaway Program – Concealed Carry Classes – Full Line Security Leather – Machine Gun Rentals – Certified NRA Instructors…

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Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.

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RICH INDIVIDUAL – wishes to help the needy poor. Send $2 for more information to: R.S., Santa Monica Bl. #280 Beverly Hill, CA 90210

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Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

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CLASSIFIED: An unexpected vacancy for a knife-thrower's assistant. Rehearsals start immediately.

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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

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OPEN HOUSE body shapers toning salon free coffee & donuts

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New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…

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2.5 ACRES WITH HOME NEAR LAND MINE, perfect for your horses & kids. $129,000…

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Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

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Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

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My ideal woman is a man. Sorry, mother.

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Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …

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Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

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Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…

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To some, I am a world of temptation. To others, I'm just another cross-dressing pharmacist. Male, 41.

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Philanthropy is my middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business. Applications to box no. 9741.

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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

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Star Wars Job of the Hut – $15

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