Subject: Classifieds

Classifieds:

Usually unintentionally humorous classified ads, personal ads, notices or announcements as they appeared in various printed “Classified Ads” sections.

FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Shemale Jack Russell Terrier, 14 mos., has shots, needs fenced yard. 619-445-….

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Save it. Anything you've got to say can be said to my lawyer. But if you're not my ex-wife, why not write to box no. 5377? I enjoy vodka, canasta, evenings in, and cold, cold revenge.

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A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….

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Help wanted: Boiler operator. Previous clinical experience with gynecology patients required.

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COCKTAIL LOST in King St. area. Call 616-….

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TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….

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Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20

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OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

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Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

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WE FEATURE Indoor Shooting Range – E-Z Layaway Program – Concealed Carry Classes – Full Line Security Leather – Machine Gun Rentals – Certified NRA Instructors…

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Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.

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Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

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Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad.

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ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….

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WANTED – Musicians, Comedians, Storytellers, Freeks, Misfits etc. To Perform in the Tiny Tea Tent

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Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…

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Boa Constrictor – Great With Kids! – 2 Years old, approximately 2 feet long. Includes tank with light and accessories. $150 Call…

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This advert is about as close as I come to meaningful interaction with other adults. Woman, 51. Not good at parties but tremendous breasts. Box no. 5436.

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LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…

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Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….

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