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Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

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BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

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FOR SALE in excellent condition, $100. Call…

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Corduroy Pillows: They're making headlines!

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Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

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Tattoos done while you wait.

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Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal background required.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: queen size mattress & box spring – $175.

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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

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Selection As Big As The North Pole.

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Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad.

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Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

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LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…

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ONE METAL Office desk. Timeshare, sleeps six, at Alpine Bay, Alabama. 859-….

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Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

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This house has been fully insulted.

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Hummels – largest selection ever – if it’s in stock, we have it!

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Wanted: Tudor [sic] needed for help in English class.

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Ground beast, 99 cents/lb.

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Garden Girl – I will pull, pluck, pick & plant for you! – Husband left me – Don’t want to starve – Left to my own means – Real good at gardening – Spring cleanups – Please hire me so I don’t starve to death. Free Estimates 443-362-….

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Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.

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