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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman. 319-233-….

Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

Great Dames for sale.

Incurable romantic, seeks filthy whore. Phone…

Terra Andina Sauvignon Blanc, 2007 $9.99 – Intense, vibrant cat pee aroma underscored by tangerine and grass; crisp, clean and tart with…

ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate

A story that appeared ion Sunday’s Argus Observer contained a incorrect spelling of a name. Pastor Dick Bigelow was incorrectly identified as Dick Bigblow. The Argus Observor regrets the error.

Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…

WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

A Race to Savings! – with Thank You Card – $119 – without card $2.39

Lost/Found – FOUND – HOMING PIGEON – Call to describe and collect.

WANTED: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

FOR SALE: Cemetery needs. Monuments, Sales, Dating, Letterings. Call Dennis Leibfried before you go. Ph.507…

I celebrated my fortieth birthday last week by cataloguing my collection of bird feeders. Next year I'm hoping for sexual intercourse. And a cake. Join my invite mailing list at box no. 6831. Man

For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth.

SALVADORE DOLLY PRINT, frame, dated, signed cert. $600/obo Must sell 941-723-….

ATTENTION! Federal Employees With Work-Related Hearing Loss – LISTEN TO THIS! – If Your Claim For Hearing Loss Was Accepted By The U.S. Department Of Labor – OWCP, You May Be Eligible For Continuing Benefits

WANTED: 12 volt electric wench, must be reasonable… 24 Hour Service – Animal Control – Joe Sweeney – Removal Of Nuisance Wild Animals • Chimney Caps • Rats & Bats (203) 421-….

At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …

LOST • MISSING DOG: Small Golden Brown Palm Iranian lost in Gramercy. If you have any information, please call 869-….