Subject: Classifieds (Page 11)

Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

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TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

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Your buying me dinner doesn't mean I'll have sex with you. I probably will have sex with you, though. Honesty not an issue with opportunistic male, 38.

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Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

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For Sale: Black Tuxedo only worn once and now divorced.

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’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000

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Help wanted: Boiler operator. Previous clinical experience with gynecology patients required.

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06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000 • Fourways, Johannesburg – This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 kms and has had its 1500 km. dealer service. No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f**k you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (011) 867-….

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WANTED: Medium sized dog house for low income family. Call 269-….

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2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

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Nordic track $300 – hardly used – call Chubby.

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Terra Andina Sauvignon Blanc, 2007 $9.99 – Intense, vibrant cat pee aroma underscored by tangerine and grass; crisp, clean and tart with…

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Wanted to buy: fishing net, must have no holes.

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For Sale – Holiday photos: Choice of ski, sun or city break. Ideal for anecdote or alibi. Call 020-867-….

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My other car is a bike. Eco-friendly bio-diverse M (29). Smells a bit like soil and eats too much soup, but otherwise friendly (you're not seriously going to put that burger in your mouth, are you?).

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Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?

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Allan’s Aquarium & Pet Center – After-Easter Tarantulas – The Gift for the Person Who Has Everything…

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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.

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WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

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SYTLE – our name says it all. Guaranteed the best, males, escorts. Phone 302-….

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