Subject: Classifieds (Page 11)

Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.

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’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000

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If you have over forty eyes and have noticed how your vision has changed…

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HARRY POTTERY – Movie posters, set of three, Sorcerer’s Stone. Mint condition. $40. Call…

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FOR SALE. Three canaries of undermined sex.

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ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….

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EXPERIENCED NANNY – To care for 3 young kids in out house 30 hours a week. Must drive and have references. Call Christine at 305-294-….

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BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

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Ensure your next erection is in safe hands.

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Design House Furniture Galleries FATHER’S DAY CHAIR SALE 30 to 50 % off list price – Give Father His Own Electric Chair…

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Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.

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JOB OPPORTUNITY IN BROADCASTING – PT Janitor/maintenance-general janitorial, clean, sanitize, dust, polish, spot wash, vacuum, empty trash, gather recyces, replace light bulbs. Send resume to: MARIA ADAMS, KTSH 100 Valley Dr., Brisbane, Ca 94005. Fax 415-467-…. EOE. DEADLINE 4/12/96.

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Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

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WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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FOR SALE: Cemetery needs. Monuments, Sales, Dating, Letterings. Call Dennis Leibfried before you go. Ph.507…

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$5 – Lubriderm lotion – scented or seriously scented 10 oz.

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Save it. Anything you've got to say can be said to my lawyer. But if you're not my ex-wife, why not write to box no. 5377? I enjoy vodka, canasta, evenings in, and cold, cold revenge.

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Can’t move or speak? It may be a STROKE. No one is too young. Time lost is brain lost. CALL 911

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Cat for Sale: This cat will eat anything and go to the bathroom anywhere too.

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Paint job, $220. Come in for a free estimate.

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