Subject: Classifieds (Page 11)

Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

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Now Hiring – Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+, Applications Avail. Inside – Cannot look anything like “Skeletor” from “He-Man”

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Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.

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Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

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For Sale: Basketball Hoop and backboard. Only used for dunking kid brother.

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Crucifix: Little man fell off. Scented dash mount included. Like new, $10. (970) 389-….

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Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.

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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….

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Are you Kate Bush?’ Write to obsessive man (36). Note, people who aren't Kate Bush need not respond.

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Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.

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Rattle snake 4 months old, good play thing for kids 10 yrs to 80 yrs. 6.5 H.P. go-cart $795. Will hold till X0-mas. Also, chain saw. Call…

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92’ BLK VOLKSWAGON CABRIOLET Answers to the name April. Last seen in Towson near the YMCA. Yes, Owner is Blonde. If found please call Button…

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SECRETARY – needed for quick lube. 6 Days. Call… Stuyvesant Ave, Union, NJ.

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COLD-A-SACK SALE on Lorine Ln. 5 family yard sales. Sat. 8-? Follow signs off 467 & Good Luck Rd. – Baby up to plus size clothing, furn., tools, & X-mas.

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The Most Romantic Love Songs of the ‘50s: Including 16 Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford

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Wanted: dead gentle pony! 941-637-….

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Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?

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2.5 ACRES WITH HOME NEAR LAND MINE, perfect for your horses & kids. $129,000…

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Nordic track $300 – hardly used – call Chubby.

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Wanted: Limo driver needed for overnight transport of drunk and drugged up clients.

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Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

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