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FOR SALE in excellent condition, $100. Call…
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The Brandywine Gourmet – Stop in to enter drawing to guess height & weight of our GIANT 3 ft., 20 lb. Chocolate Bunny!…
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Star Wars Job of the Hut – $15
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Tattoos done while you wait.
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Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.
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EVANGELIST: ROGER HILLIS • Morning Service 10:30 a.m. – “Preparing For Marriage” • Evening service 6:00 p.m. – “A Look At Hell”
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CHRISTIAN woman looking for Christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled. Phone…
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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
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To some, I am a world of temptation. To others, I'm just another cross-dressing pharmacist. Male, 41.
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HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box ###. Boise, ID 83701.
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WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.
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His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55.
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Give Dad What He Always Wanted! A Weekend For Both of You in The Nude. • We Set The Mood. You Provide The romance. • They are back… Paradise Valley Resort – Georgia’s Premier Clothing Optional Resort – 3 pools • 2 hot tubs • NO CLOTHING! – Day Visitors Welcome …
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WANTED. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers.
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100% OFF – Any Bike Purchase of $1000 Or More…
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