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COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

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100% OFF – Any Bike Purchase of $1000 Or More…

HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador

XXLarge Nursing Uniform, Never been washed.

Read Weight in the Palm of Your Hand! … No More Bending Over or Looking Down!

His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55.

Buy one restraining order, get one free!

They call me Naughty Lola. Run of the mill beardy physicist – male, 46.

Friday Night Feed – 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM – September 19 – VIGINA BAKED HAM – Hosted by the Auxillary Club

Buy a 3-Piece Livingroom Set – Get a 3-Piece Glass and Brass End Table…

FREE DUCKS. You catch.

HELP WANTED – Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon

PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

Now Hiring – Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+, Applications Avail. Inside – Cannot look anything like “Skeletor” from “He-Man”

Love is strange – wait 'til you see my feet. F, 34, wide-fitting Scholl's.

Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

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