Subject: Classifieds (Page 12)

Found: Keys at the Diversion Cam rest stop with fob that says "Keys I Haven't Lost Yet."

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ATTENTION HOUSEWIVES IN WARREN COUNTY OR THE STATE OF OHIO: If your husband or varmint that you live with has bragged about getting a FREE CHRISTMAS TREE, it may be stolen.

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If you have one of these symptoms, please call this 800 number – Death, Heartburn, …

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Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

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SITUATIONS WANTED – WILL CLEAN your home, will take in washing & ironing in my home. Will also tattoo pet dog at your home. 297-….

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Sinister-looking man with a face that only a mother would love: think of an ageing Portillo with a beard and you have my better-looking twin. Sweetie at heart, though. Nice conversation, great for dimly-lit romantic meals. Better in those Welsh villages where the electricity supply can't be guaranteed. Charitable women to 50 appreciated. Box…

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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….

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Tattoos done while you wait.

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2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.

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CORRECTION – The Jumble puzzle, which appeared on page D1 of Thursday’s edition, actually was the puzzle scheduled to appear today. The Jumble originally scheduled to appear Thursday as well as the answers to Wednesday’s puzzle are on page E1 today. The answers to the puzzle published today appeared Thursday, and the answers to the puzzle published Thursday will appear Saturday. – The Arizona Republic Phoenix

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HELP WANTED – Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon

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FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.

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PIG – I saw you at Tiki Bobs. You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did that again I’d kill you. You did. I need your address now. Phone…

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OFF Incest Repellent – Long Lasting Spray Repellent

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Get 500 free minutes of airtime for only $50.

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March 8th – Hypnotist Frank Santos – Donation $10 – All you can eat – Bring your own food – Starts at 8pm…

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FOR SALE in excellent condition, $100. Call…

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This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

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AMERICAN FLAG – 60 stars. Pole included $100. Call…

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Foot tasting, [sic] arranged through the courtesy of Marks & Spencers and Safeway, gives customers a rare chance to try some of those more exotic flavors.

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