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FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment.

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Your buying me dinner doesn't mean I'll have sex with you. I probably will have sex with you, though. Honesty not an issue with opportunistic male, 38.

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Top Money Paid!! Are you willing to be prodded and probed in the orfice [sic] of our choice – all in the name of science?

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Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …

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Man, honest. Will take anything.

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WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…

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XXLarge Nursing Uniform, Never been washed.

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ATTENTION! Federal Employees With Work-Related Hearing Loss – LISTEN TO THIS! – If Your Claim For Hearing Loss Was Accepted By The U.S. Department Of Labor – OWCP, You May Be Eligible For Continuing Benefits

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We meet every Friday of the month except the first and third.

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Square coffee table 53” Long X 21” Wide with storage, $80. 453-….

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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman. 319-233-….

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UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…

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Wanted: Lifeguard. Must be able to swim.

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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

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Beautiful uncommon African follis dish, 550,00,000 yrs. old, $45.

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My husband, who hardly ever listens to the radio anymore, has this one on all the time.

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Foot tasting, [sic] arranged through the courtesy of Marks & Spencers and Safeway, gives customers a rare chance to try some of those more exotic flavors.

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YOUTH PROGRAMS • GENERAL/SOCIAL – Skydiving for Tots – (ages 10 mos.–2 years) Introduce your toddler to the fun and thrill of skydiving before he or she develops unwarranted fears of freefalling. Certified jump instructor…

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My ideal woman is a man. Sorry, mother.

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Finally – a calculator that has no equal.

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Are you Kate Bush?’ Write to obsessive man (36). Note, people who aren't Kate Bush need not respond.

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