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If You Had No Idea What To Get Her For Valentine’s Day… Imagine How Overwhelming Arranging Her Funeral Would Be. Give her the perfect gift, make pre-arrangements as a couple with the affordable funeral home. Choose from affordable funeral services or affordable cremations. Compassion is our passion…

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Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
Engagement: S.Paraskos of Paphos, Cyprus, and Nicola Jared of UK would like to announce their engagement. – Cyprus Weekly

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SUPERINTENDED NEEDED

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Cure Sleepiness Right Away – Time for Use: Long-Distance Driving, Drunk Driving, Night Driving…

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Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

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2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.

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LOST African Elephant. Call 281-701-….

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The One Gallon Hip Flask…

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Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

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HANDSOME RAKE – Out of work leaf raker/bagger seeks whimsical beauty with unkempt auburn orc hestnut hair, cool with coarse hands and a penchant for whistling. mellow… mo, 28, …

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Spakling Wines – with Iron Horse Vineyards – a blend of 30% Chardonnay…

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I've divorced better men than you. And worn more expensive shoes than these. So don't think placing this ad is the biggest comedown I've ever had to make. Sensitive F, 34.

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Bet us your letter of business translation do. Every people in our staffing know English like the hand of their back. Up to the minuet wise-street phrases, don't you know, old boy.

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HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!

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FOR SALE – musky dimes. Call…

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Dear recently-expired subscriber…

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Novara Arosa Bike Jersey, retailing for $55 at REI is made of insulting fabric for cool-weather riding…

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’91 BLAZER 4 DR. 4X4 – Loaded with miles! $7995

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Gregory W. Le May for State Representative – The 3 E’s – Education – Employment – Accountability…

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Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

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