Subject: Classifieds (Page 13)

Ploughing the loneliest furrow. Nineteen personal ads and counting. Only one reply. It was my mother telling me not to forget the bread on my way home from B&Q. Man, 51.

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FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.

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Are all on-line realtors created equal? No, there's only one!

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.. Buffet – Delivery – No Personal Chicken Accepted – Open 7 Days A Week…

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MOVING SALE – EVERYTHING IS FREE AND MUST GO IMMEDIATELY!!! ITEMS ALREADY AT THE CURB FOR CONVENIENT LOADING!!!

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CONDOS & TOWNHOUSES – Designer condo – Spacious 3 bed/2.5 ba. Tastefully redone in ’04. dine area. Kit w/subzero, stainless apps, granite ctrs, custom cabinetry. New Baths. Hrdwd flrs, crown molding. City views. Much more. 23 Hour security bldg…

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FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE — 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS

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Novara Arosa Bike Jersey, retailing for $55 at REI is made of insulting fabric for cool-weather riding…

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Free inside mini golf. Call ahead, because play is canceled if there is any funeral work. “We want folks to know we’re not so scary” we’re people. A funeral parlor is not a dark place, but a safe and secure one…

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FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

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Tattoos done while you wait.

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Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds.

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Pollard Used Cars – Limited Time Offer! – $299 per month – For the Rest of Your Life

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FOR SALE: Cemetery needs. Monuments, Sales, Dating, Letterings. Call Dennis Leibfried before you go. Ph.507…

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WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

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WANTED: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call…

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Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

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The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

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Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.

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FOUND: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.

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PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

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