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BAR & GRILL – Best Burger in Town – Where Quality & Freshness Counts! FREE TOMATO w/every BLT…

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Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

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Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

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Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.

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For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…

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If you have over forty eyes and have noticed how your vision has changed…

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WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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WANTED: Part-Time secretary with wisdom of Deborah, dedication of Dorcas, stay cool under fire like Shadrach, imagination of the prophets, capabilities of all scribes.

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WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN – FROST FREE!

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Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.

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Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal background required.

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’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000

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LOST African Elephant. Call 281-701-….

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MATH TUDAR NEEDED for Intermediate Algebra, needed ASAP! Call…

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Mild or Hot – OLD FOLKS Sausage 2/$5…

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Boa Constrictor – Great With Kids! – 2 Years old, approximately 2 feet long. Includes tank with light and accessories. $150 Call…

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Snake for sale. Five-foot boa constrictor – only $5 per foot. Must buy entire length.

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COME TO WORK for Subway and have your dreams crushed like the rest of us. Weekends required. 941-…. after 2 pm.

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GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…

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