Subject: Classifieds (Page 14)

… 2 Days Only! – Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday – November 3, 4, 5 & 6…

Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

RENTALS – HOUSING TWO BEDROOM, Sublease, nice area, BARGAIN Rent. Drawback: Big hairy spiders drop off bedroom ceiling at night.

GOLD Fish: Needs good home. Is irritable but enjoys TV, $2. Phone…

We'll move you worldwide throughout the country.

NEPTUNE FRONT LOAD WASHER – Built-in high definition tuner – Digital cable ready with cable card slot – Built-in 20 watt stereo speaker system – SALE $799

ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….

WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.

FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

10th Annual Southeastern Guide Dog BBQ– $10.00 per person…

Tooth Whitening – For Any One Getting Married We Offer Nitrous Oxide Sedation – Call us today for details…

FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.

Used Tombstone, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only.

HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician

SUBURBAN – SEE WAL-MART! From your private deck, high in the hills of Wyomissing! 5 BRs, 2 fpls. Spacious floor plan! $269,900.

PIG – I saw you at Tiki Bobs. You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did that again I’d kill you. You did. I need your address now. Phone…

See ladies blouses. 50% off!

FOR SALE – musky dimes. Call…