Subject: Classifieds (Page 14)

Only quiet living people need apply.

FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Shemale Jack Russell Terrier, 14 mos., has shots, needs fenced yard. 619-445-….

856-981-…. $1.00 OFF Any Job Over $800

Wanted F-T Physical Therapy Director – Licensed in Texas with supervisory experience – We Drug Test – EOE – Tabasco Free Facility –Competitive Compensation and Benefits Program. Contact…

Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

MATH-A-THON – Its As Easy As A-B-C…

How to Speak and Write Like A Colleg [sic] Graduate

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

WANTED: Used Paint

This going-out-of-business sale is for a limited time only.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Hummels – largest selection ever – "If it's in stock, we have it!"

BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

Will the person who got hit in the head with a tomato in the 1950’s please contact (414) 453…

LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…

SAFEWAY – NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS – FOR TEMPORARY EMPLOYEES IN PREPARATION FOR A POSSIBLE LABOR DISPUTE – Cashiers, Clerks, Customer Service – $12.00/hour – PLease contact…

Free 1 can of pork & beans w/ purchase of 3BR 2 bath home.

Maternity sweater, $52. Comes in unisex sizes.

Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!