Subject: Classifieds (Page 14)

Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.

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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

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Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

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For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.

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FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

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For Sale: Black Tuxedo only worn once and now divorced.

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Remote Controlled Genitalia – Think of all the fun you’ll have!!! …

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Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.

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Ahigrim & Sons Lts. Funeral Parlor and Mini-Golf, 201 N. Northwest Hwy., Palatine, (847) 358-….

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COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…

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Taste Lopez’s Best Chili – Enjoy the sounds of “Crossfire” … Chili Challenge and Family FunFest

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FOR SALE – Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

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SECRETARY – needed for quick lube. 6 Days. Call… Stuyvesant Ave, Union, NJ.

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2-FUDGE PACKING MACHINES, $300. Ea. … Steve or George

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PENIS ENLARGEMENT – Viagra & Testosterone – Dr. Joel Kaplan’s FDA Cleeard Medical Vaccuum Pumps. Gain 103 inches Safe and Permanent. Call… [sic]

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SURGEON WANTED for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools.

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Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds.

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Stock up and save. Limit: one.

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TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….

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ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…

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