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Can’t move or speak? It may be a STROKE. No one is too young. Time lost is brain lost. CALL 911

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PRO PAIN TANK – Camping Size. $20 (408)266-….

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FOR SALE • OLDER CLOTHES DRYER. Works well but needs new home. Will trade for 2 large packages Oreo double stuffed cookies (unopened). Phone…

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HELP WANTED – Eyebrow Threading

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Ground beast: 99 cents lb.

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Cure Sleepiness Right Away – Time for Use: Long-Distance Driving, Drunk Driving, Night Driving…

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Sewing-machine mechanic to work in ladies' housecoats.  Good wages and working conditions.

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Buy 1,000 Large Pizzas – Receive 1,000 Medium Pizzas – FREE!

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My other car is a bike. Eco-friendly bio-diverse M (29). Smells a bit like soil and eats too much soup, but otherwise friendly (you're not seriously going to put that burger in your mouth, are you?).

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Found: Keys at the Diversion Cam rest stop with fob that says "Keys I Haven't Lost Yet."

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STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF

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’06 Frod Focus $9,999

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WANTED: 12 volt electric wench, must be reasonable… 24 Hour Service – Animal Control – Joe Sweeney – Removal Of Nuisance Wild Animals • Chimney Caps • Rats & Bats (203) 421-….

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RENTALS – HOUSING TWO BEDROOM, Sublease, nice area, BARGAIN Rent. Drawback: Big hairy spiders drop off bedroom ceiling at night.

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WANTED: Part-Time secretary with wisdom of Deborah, dedication of Dorcas, stay cool under fire like Shadrach, imagination of the prophets, capabilities of all scribes.

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YOUTH PROGRAMS • GENERAL/SOCIAL – Skydiving for Tots – (ages 10 mos.–2 years) Introduce your toddler to the fun and thrill of skydiving before he or she develops unwarranted fears of freefalling. Certified jump instructor…

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TOYOTA SCION • Coffin with 52 inch sunroof – $21,800

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Branford: 895,000 Steps to beach. Set on nearly an acre is this historic colonial w/modern amenities. Call for the special features…

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CLASSIFIED: An unexpected vacancy for a knife-thrower's assistant. Rehearsals start immediately.

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HAVE YOU SEEN OUR COW? Female, Black with white face. Red tag in her ear. She was last seen on County Rd. 45. Please call Ann Smith at…

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TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….

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