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Home Made Portable Toilet. Great for parades $90/ 764-….

FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.

Top Money Paid!! Are you willing to be prodded and probed in the orfice [sic] of our choice – all in the name of science?

Cure Sleepiness Right Away – Time for Use: Long-Distance Driving, Drunk Driving, Night Driving…

Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

Sewing-machine mechanic to work in ladies' housecoats.  Good wages and working conditions.

It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is Our People”

Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.

Pennzoil/Quaker State OIL CHANGE – $12 plus oil & filter

WANTED: Used Paint

Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.

Ordervs – Veggie Trays – Dips and much more

COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

Mother’s Day Gift – FREE SALAMI – Steve’s Deli…

WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.

TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….