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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

2008 Cherokee Lardo “Diesel” …

Classifieds Used car ad

Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

Classifieds A Sears ad

FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

If you sign up today for a full year's service by February 10th…

FOUND: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.

$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

Classifieds From an ad

List your ten favourite albums… I just want to know if there's anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward thinking man, 35.

CIRCUS going out of business, small, elephant, free to good home. (973)…

BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.

All Remaining Furniture 1/2 Price to 50% Off – Storewide!

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7–$9 per hour.

Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.

Classifieds A notice in a Madras India newspaper

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Ground beast, 99 cents/lb.

TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

Wanted: Limo driver needed for overnight transport of drunk and drugged up clients.

FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat

Selection As Big As The North Pole.

Sewing-machine mechanic to work in ladies' housecoats. Good wages and working conditions.