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WANTED: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

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WANTED: Used Paint

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WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ###, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

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CLASSIFIED: An unexpected vacancy for a knife-thrower's assistant. Rehearsals start immediately.

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Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

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American Legion Auxilary Unit 3 – Oct. 9 4 p.m. Spaghetti Dinner With Salad, Bread, And Dessert $5.00 $5,50 Take Out – 2nd Thurs. Of Every Monday

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My ideal woman is a man. Sorry, mother.

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Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.

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TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

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HELP WANTED – Remedy Engineer

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Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]

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WANTED: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call…

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Wanted: Limo driver needed for overnight transport of drunk and drugged up clients.

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FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment.

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CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.

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For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…

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LOST MIND – Last seen before wife & kids. Any info please call…

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ONE METAL Office desk. Timeshare, sleeps six, at Alpine Bay, Alabama. 859-….

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Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

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Rubber woman almost new used only 3Xs $10 OBO. 879-….

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The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

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