Subject: Classifieds (Page 16)

This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

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PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.

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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

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Nemesis Wanted: I’m 5’10”, into kayaking, books and conversation (by day), justice, honour and vengeance (by night). Seeking arch-enemy, possibly crimelord or deformed megalomaniac. Call…

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DO YOU USE COUPONS? Up to $20 worth FREE Grocery Coupons. Choose From over 1,200 Name Brands. Grocery Coupon Book $24.95

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Taste Lopez’s Best Chili – Enjoy the sounds of “Crossfire” … Chili Challenge and Family FunFest

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You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, am 4'10", have the looks of Herve Villechaize and carry an odor of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box…

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WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

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HELP WANTED – Eyebrow Threading

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FREE PUPPIES. – Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog… able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…

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For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

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Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.

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Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.

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BRAND NEW/NEVER USED Kenmore Gas Stove. Needs to be put back together after falling out of pickup at 70 MPH. Any offer accepted. Call Brian at…

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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

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Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

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GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.

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NEW LISTING – CARBONDALE – Move right into this 3 bedroom, 1.25 bath home, featuring foyer with split staircase, mysterious hidden commode, off street parking yard. $79,900.

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Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club

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Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

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