Subject: Classifieds (Page 16)

Star Wars Job of the Hut – $15

CAB DRIVERS WANTED – Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.

Righteous Kill – Pacino & Deniro play veteran cops on the trail of a cereal killer…

FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

FOR SALE in excellent condition, $100. Call…

Fulham Football Club seeks a Manager / Genius

Buy 1,000 Large Pizzas – Receive 1,000 Medium Pizzas – FREE!

MUST SELL: 3 grave spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

Chronically Overweight? 6 p.m. 522 N. Eighth St., Sheboygan… Bring your own chair. Free.

All Remaining Furniture 1/2 Price to 50% Off – Storewide!

Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

HOUSE FOR SALE • 10741 Pig Turd Alley, Amador City, CA…

’91 BLAZER 4 DR. 4X4 – Loaded with miles! $7995

Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

SEE WHAT HAPPENS, 22 yr old white male, 6’4”, 190 lbs, janitorial master, once cleaned 3 bathrooms in 20 minutes! Seeks 19 to 32 yr old female. Box 30940.

FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman. 319-233-….

COLD-A-SACK SALE on Lorine Ln. 5 family yard sales. Sat. 8-? Follow signs off 467 & Good Luck Rd. – Baby up to plus size clothing, furn., tools, & X-mas.

VACATION SPECIAL: have your home exterminated.

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

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