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The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
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Mature gentleman, 62, aged well, noble grey looks, fit and active, sound mind and unfazed by the fickle demands of modern society seeks… damn it, I have to pee again.
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1995 NISSAN Maxima, green, leather, loaded, CD, auto start, sunroof, 4-door, good condition, $4500. Not for sale.
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Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….
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AMANDA – I’m running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?
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It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is Our People”
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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.
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WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
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Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
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HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!
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Love Your Pet? Then Send A Valentine Message. We’re publishing a very special collection of Valentine wishes for your pet on Wednesday, Februay 14…
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