Subject: Classifieds (Page 16)

$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

VIBRATOR, used twice, great condition. $10. Ryan 504-…. from 8–4 pm

Love is strange – wait 'til you see my feet. F, 34, wide-fitting Scholl's.

WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ###, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

Lose All Your Weight, Only $49.

Mature gentleman, 62, aged well, noble grey looks, fit and active, sound mind and unfazed by the fickle demands of modern society seeks… damn it, I have to pee again.

1995 NISSAN Maxima, green, leather, loaded, CD, auto start, sunroof, 4-door, good condition, $4500. Not for sale.

JAZZY 1103 ultra power chair $200. 5 piece monogamy bedroom set $800.

Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….

AMANDA – I’m running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?

It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is Our People”

DOWNERS GRTOVE – Stonewall Ave. Sat 10/18 & Sun 10/19 9am – 5pm – Dead Peoples Old Stuff. Oak stenciled table, tools, medical aids, Whirlpool, wheelchair, casino items, beer signs, many collectibles.

BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.

For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted F-T Physical Therapy Director – Licensed in Texas with supervisory experience – We Drug Test – EOE – Tabasco Free Facility –Competitive Compensation and Benefits Program. Contact…

Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!

Love Your Pet? Then Send A Valentine Message. We’re publishing a very special collection of Valentine wishes for your pet on Wednesday, Februay 14…