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FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

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CUSTOMER SERVICE REP – FT/PT Strong phone skills and able to handle high call volume. Light collection. Fast paste work enviorment. Fax resume…

A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….

’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000

JAZZY 1103 ultra power chair $200. 5 piece monogamy bedroom set $800.

BOX OF Twinkies, 10 years old, two missing, rest have cream filling sucked out, $5. Call 217-….

Wanted: Tudor [sic] needed for help in English class.

CIRCUS going out of business, small, elephant, free to good home. (973)…

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …

Free inside mini golf. Call ahead, because play is canceled if there is any funeral work. “We want folks to know we’re not so scary” we’re people. A funeral parlor is not a dark place, but a safe and secure one…

MEDICAL Assistant, Full Time, Wanted For Growing Medical Practice, Competitive Salary. No Health Benefits. Send Resume to…

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If you have one of these symptoms, please call this 800 number – Death, Heartburn, …

Are you Kate Bush?’ Write to obsessive man (36). Note, people who aren't Kate Bush need not respond.

Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

Want to Buy • City council candidate. Would like to rent or buy a bullet proof vest for 10 months. 384-….

Wanted F-T Physical Therapy Director – Licensed in Texas with supervisory experience – We Drug Test – EOE – Tabasco Free Facility –Competitive Compensation and Benefits Program. Contact…

Bring a friend, and each of you can receive a facial for the price of one facial.