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CLASSIFIED: An unexpected vacancy for a knife-thrower's assistant. Rehearsals start immediately.

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We'll move you worldwide throughout the country.

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OFF Incest Repellent – Long Lasting Spray Repellent

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FREE: farm kittens. Ready to eat.

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Georgia peaches, California grown – 89 cents lb.

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Bastard. Complete and utter. Whatever you do, don't reply – you'll only regret it.

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Easygoing athletic SJM, 41, seeking SF, looks not important, must be tall, slim and attractive.

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Restaurant Assistant Manager: Applicants with the necessary experience need not apply.

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XXLarge Nursing Uniform, Never been washed.

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Get 500 free minutes of airtime for only $50.

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FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry

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Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

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Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…

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FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment.

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Mild or Hot – OLD FOLKS Sausage 2/$5…

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ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….

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Sean – You are such a disappointment to the entire family – don’t bother coming home. Love, Dad

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Rubber woman almost new used only 3Xs $10 OBO. 879-….

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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

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It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is our People”

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FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

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