Subject: Classifieds (Page 17)

This house has been fully insulted.

DOWNERS GRTOVE – Stonewall Ave. Sat 10/18 & Sun 10/19 9am – 5pm – Dead Peoples Old Stuff. Oak stenciled table, tools, medical aids, Whirlpool, wheelchair, casino items, beer signs, many collectibles.

Wanted: Tudor [sic] needed for help in English class.

Tooth Whitening – For Any One Getting Married We Offer Nitrous Oxide Sedation – Call us today for details…

EXPERIENCED NANNY – To care for 3 young kids in out house 30 hours a week. Must drive and have references. Call Christine at 305-294-….

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.

For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…

Get 50% off or half price, whichever is less.

MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE – Contact Tony – Vacation, uniforms, meals and possible salary – McDonald’s

FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is Our People”

If You Had No Idea What To Get Her For Valentine’s Day… Imagine How Overwhelming Arranging Her Funeral Would Be. Give her the perfect gift, make pre-arrangements as a couple with the affordable funeral home. Choose from affordable funeral services or affordable cremations. Compassion is our passion…

Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

YOUTH PROGRAMS • GENERAL/SOCIAL – Skydiving for Tots – (ages 10 mos.–2 years) Introduce your toddler to the fun and thrill of skydiving before he or she develops unwarranted fears of freefalling. Certified jump instructor…

MARCH MADNESS MOVE-IN DEAL! Move in by March 31st, pay no rent until April 1st!…

Looking for 15 energetic individuals to replace 15 lazy people. Entry level positions. No exp req. Paid weekly. Call…

They call me Mr Boombastic. You can call me Monty. My real name, however, is Quentin. But only Mother uses that. And Nanny. Monty is fine, though. Anything but Peg Leg (Shrewsbury Prep, 1956, 'Please don't make me do cross-country, sir'). Box no. 0473.

$5 – Lubriderm lotion – scented or seriously scented 10 oz.