Subject: Classifieds (Page 18)

Views plus spacious 1554 sq. ft. home with large lot, family room with fireplace, huge dick for entertaining? …

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Caffe Allegro – In downtown Middletown –Discover why so many Italians would prefer to eat at home

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GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…

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At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …

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IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Anyone who has had a bone scan within the last 5 years where your knees have been strapped to your crotch with a 6” belt, please call (815) 522-….

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GOLD Fish: Needs good home. Is irritable but enjoys TV, $2. Phone…

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JACK RUSSELL terrorist puppies. 2 boys, 2 girls, 5 weeks old. $400 each. 725-….

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hairorobert – IF WE CAN’T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… YOU UGLY! – 757-….

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Genuine Imitation Jungle Boots

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Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

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Sewing-machine mechanic to work in ladies' housecoats.  Good wages and working conditions.

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Fully cooked boneless smoked man $2.09 lb.

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Cat for Sale: This cat will eat anything and go to the bathroom anywhere too.

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Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

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FREE PUPPIES. – Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog… able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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Ensure your next erection is in safe hands.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: queen size mattress & box spring – $175.

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Now I know what to do the next time my patents die… – If you are inheriting someone’s IRA/401K/TSP or Annuity…

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Tooth Whitening – For Any One Getting Married We Offer Nitrous Oxide Sedation – Call us today for details…

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Buy a 3-Piece Livingroom Set – Get a 3-Piece Glass and Brass End Table…

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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

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