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Love Your Pet? Then Send A Valentine Message. We’re publishing a very special collection of Valentine wishes for your pet on Wednesday, Februay 14…
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Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.
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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
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Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
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Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.
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