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Wanted F-T Physical Therapy Director – Licensed in Texas with supervisory experience – We Drug Test – EOE – Tabasco Free Facility –Competitive Compensation and Benefits Program. Contact…

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Dillards 60% off Christmas Sale! – From December 14–21 Dillards will be having the largest sale of the year on cloths, toys, fits, household items, furniture and jewelry, shoes, hats, mens wear and evening wear, just in time for Christmas! There will be a Special Appearance by Satan between the hours of 5pm until 9pm for your kids!… [sic]

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Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

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internet dates? – these are insane computer time’s we live in – wow. But how can you trust all of these e-men – it is just not safe – i am 100% real and –did not ever go to jail –Talk to me on the phone –i shook barack obama’s hand on two occasions – i know 15 guitar chords –I have a big tv with blue ray’s – I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GAL – if you like eating tacko’s and you like to watch cartoons and movies and you have large breasts we will get along very well so please ring me up: …

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Come to Our Open House From 1pm – 4 pm – EASY TO FIND – South I-25 Exit #173 Larkspur to Perry Park Ave., Right on Perry Park Ave., Right on Silverheels Rd., Right on Eagle Rd., Right on Tenderfoot, Left on Shrine Rd., Left on Independence, Right on Cameron

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FREE DUCKS. You catch.

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PROVED! Make Bedwetting Easier… Waterproof Mattress Protector $19.95

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ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….

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Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….

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Views plus spacious 1554 sq. ft. home with large lot, family room with fireplace, huge dick for entertaining? …

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Lost Cocktail.

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BAR & GRILL – Best Burger in Town – Where Quality & Freshness Counts! FREE TOMATO w/every BLT…

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Branford: 895,000 Steps to beach. Set on nearly an acre is this historic colonial w/modern amenities. Call for the special features…

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Ambulance Service – Non-Emergency – Sims Funeral Home

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Lost: Search & Rescue Dog – From 13th and Peoria area. Sunday, May…

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Finally – a calculator that has no equal.

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Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses

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3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!

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FREE – GENUINE faux 9 CARAT SAPPHIRE PENDANT…

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Wanted: Limo driver needed for overnight transport of drunk and drugged up clients.

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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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