Subject: Classifieds (Page 18)

These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

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I'm just a girl who can't say 'no' (or 'anaesthetist') [sic]. Lisping Rodgers and Hammerstein fan, female lecturer in politics (37) WLTM man to 40 for thome enthanted eveningth.

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Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

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Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…

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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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And now, the Superstore – unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

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Cure Sleepiness Right Away – Time for Use: Long-Distance Driving, Drunk Driving, Night Driving…

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Illiterate? Write today for free help.

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GE Mammogram dish washer for sale, white $20. Good condition. (805) 523-….

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FOUND: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.

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My other car is a bike. Eco-friendly bio-diverse M (29). Smells a bit like soil and eats too much soup, but otherwise friendly (you're not seriously going to put that burger in your mouth, are you?).

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Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.

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Now you can own the number one car in America for two consecutive years.

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PRO PAIN TANK – Camping Size. $20 (408)266-….

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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome – Free Sample!

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LOST: Camera with personal pictures from ladies restroom at Lorain County Fair. No questions. Please contact 926-….

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Hummels – largest selection ever – if it’s in stock, we have it!

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2.5 ACRES WITH HOME NEAR LAND MINE, perfect for your horses & kids. $129,000…

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WANTED: Medium sized dog house for low income family. Call 269-….

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Garden Girl – I will pull, pluck, pick & plant for you! – Husband left me – Don’t want to starve – Left to my own means – Real good at gardening – Spring cleanups – Please hire me so I don’t starve to death. Free Estimates 443-362-….

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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

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