Subject: Classifieds (Page 18)

$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

Sandy Clause – Attorney at Law – The Singleton Law Firm – 4050 Linwood Ave…

Mild or Hot – OLD FOLKS Sausage 2/$5…

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

FOR SALE. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Love Your Pet? Then Send A Valentine Message. We’re publishing a very special collection of Valentine wishes for your pet on Wednesday, Februay 14…

WE FEATURE Indoor Shooting Range – E-Z Layaway Program – Concealed Carry Classes – Full Line Security Leather – Machine Gun Rentals – Certified NRA Instructors…

HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador

SUPERINTENDED NEEDED

Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.

FOR SALE: Instant coffee table

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.

Will the person who got hit in the head with a tomato in the 1950’s please contact (414) 453…

Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
Engagement: S.Paraskos of Paphos, Cyprus, and Nicola Jared of UK would like to announce their engagement. – Cyprus Weekly

Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…

Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.

Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers

FREE – GENUINE faux 9 CARAT SAPPHIRE PENDANT…

Wanted to Rent – Wanted: Room to rent. Saudi Arabia students are looking for American families to live with. Call Osamah at 419-….