Subject: Classifieds (Page 19)

FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman. 319-233-….

For Sale:  Women’s clothes. Owned by future ex-wife, need to sell quick before divorce.

This going-out-of-business sale is for a limited time only.

FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment.

IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Anyone who has had a bone scan within the last 5 years where your knees have been strapped to your crotch with a 6” belt, please call (815) 522-….

STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF

Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

This advert is about as close as I come to meaningful interaction with other adults. Woman, 51. Not good at parties but tremendous breasts. Box no. 5436.

CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford

CUSTOMER SERVICE REP – FT/PT Strong phone skills and able to handle high call volume. Light collection. Fast paste work enviorment. Fax resume…

GOLD Fish: Needs good home. Is irritable but enjoys TV, $2. Phone…

Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

Display PostScript running under the Windows windowing system demonstrates the ability to display OpenStep applications inside Windows windows, alongside native Windows applications. This seamless window system integration is a milestone in porting to Windows and demonstrates that OpenStep for Windows will be a good Windows citizen.

Come to Our Open House From 1pm – 4 pm – EASY TO FIND – South I-25 Exit #173 Larkspur to Perry Park Ave., Right on Perry Park Ave., Right on Silverheels Rd., Right on Eagle Rd., Right on Tenderfoot, Left on Shrine Rd., Left on Independence, Right on Cameron

DO YOU USE COUPONS? Up to $20 worth FREE Grocery Coupons. Choose From over 1,200 Name Brands. Grocery Coupon Book $24.95

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: queen size mattress & box spring – $175.

OFF Incest Repellent – Long Lasting Spray Repellent

Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.

SALE ON ALL BODY PARTS.

FOR SALE – Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.

Fresh-Cut CHRISTMAS TREES Arriving December 28th – We Carry the Fullest Freshest Trees Available…