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Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer $300.
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Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.
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$17,962 – ’98 Lincolon Town Car
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Only quiet living people need apply.
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Over 300 people in Napa Valley are assaulted each year. Volunteer to help.
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My ideal woman is a man. Sorry, mother.
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Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
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A Race to Savings! – with Thank You Card – $119 – without card $2.39
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My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle
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Best Selection Ever of Name Brand Tennis Shoes – 10% off any pair bought and get 2nd pair at 10% off and then take 1/2 price of that shoe. Higher price charged for 1st pair. – Marting’s Shoes
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1993 TOYOTA SUPRA TWIN TURBO AERO • TOP (G2), 1993 very rare, every toy, leather, mini disc, climate, traction, crise, 18in alloys, brand new tyres, priv/plate (SUP), 0-60 in 5, 160+ mph, awesome, girlfriend forgot to take pill, gutted. $14,000, (Bucks). Tel: …
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Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.
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