Subject: Classifieds (Page 2)

All Remaining Furniture 1/2 Price to 50% Off – Storewide!

CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford

Boa Constrictor – Great With Kids! – 2 Years old, approximately 2 feet long. Includes tank with light and accessories. $150 Call…

Beautiful uncommon African follis dish, 550,00,000 yrs. old, $45.

$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

Georgia peaches, California grown – 89 cents lb.

Wanted: Hard working, experienced farm woman. Household and field work; know how to cook; must own tracter –- send photo of tractor.

’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000

FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Shemale Jack Russell Terrier, 14 mos., has shots, needs fenced yard. 619-445-….

Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Can’t move or speak? It may be a STROKE. No one is too young. Time lost is brain lost. CALL 911

FOR SALE BY OWNER – Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

Lustful? Sinful? Sexual? These are all words not used in conjunction with my feeble, limp form for at least 32 years. You are a woman to 40 with high class looks and low class mind. I am an ever growing vessel of limp wristed sexual energy just waiting to be shook. You may call me sir. box no. 32/02

Do Something Special For Your Valentine – Have your Septic Tank Pumped – Call…

3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!

HELP WANTED – Eyebrow Threading

Display PostScript running under the Windows windowing system demonstrates the ability to display OpenStep applications inside Windows windows, alongside native Windows applications. This seamless window system integration is a milestone in porting to Windows and demonstrates that OpenStep for Windows will be a good Windows citizen.

FOR SALE: Cemetery needs. Monuments, Sales, Dating, Letterings. Call Dennis Leibfried before you go. Ph.507…

Top Money Paid!! Are you willing to be prodded and probed in the orfice [sic] of our choice – all in the name of science?