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TALENT SEARCH – Can you BURP or FART better than your friends? We want to talk. BIG $$ Call us @ 770-….

FREE DUCKS. You catch.

Spakling Wines – with Iron Horse Vineyards – a blend of 30% Chardonnay…

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.

FOR SALE – Easy chair, Kitchen table, Chester Drawers. 982-….

SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….

Ground beast, 99 cents/lb.

Pollard Used Cars – Limited Time Offer! – $299 per month – For the Rest of Your Life

FOR SALE: Instant coffee table

All positions are open until filled.

Give Blood & Make Your Own Sundae, July 13th

FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

Lose All Your Weight, Only $49.

Sick of your: Job-Boss-Paycheck-Life? My Business Is Growing To Fast!!!! [sic] $800-4000/mo. Part-Time work at home – work at the office – just work no age limit – no experience – just cash!!! CALL 504-6367 TODAY

USED BOOB SALE – Where: Jefferson Pointe Mall When: Fri & Sat, Sept 9 & 10 10am–9pm, Sunday 12–5 pm What: 20 plus categories. Many in fine shape.

Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch

Wanted: Lifeguard. Must be able to swim.

John Deere self propelled 22” lawn mower. “As new”. Bought for wife. Bad idea. Top of the line. Elec. Start, bagger etc. Paid nearly $600.00. Will sell for $400.00 for best…

Looking for 15 energetic individuals to replace 15 lazy people. Entry level positions. No exp req. Paid weekly. Call…

SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.