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PREGNANT PYGMY goats. Two males, 2 and 3 years old. 237-….

Buy one restraining order, get one free!

LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…

Give Dad What He Always Wanted! A Weekend For Both of You in The Nude. • We Set The Mood. You Provide The romance. • They are back… Paradise Valley Resort – Georgia’s Premier Clothing Optional Resort – 3 pools • 2 hot tubs • NO CLOTHING! – Day Visitors Welcome …

No matter what your top coat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

Finally – a calculator that has no equal.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Hummels – largest selection ever – if it’s in stock, we have it!

It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.

TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

SUBURBAN – SEE WAL-MART! From your private deck, high in the hills of Wyomissing! 5 BRs, 2 fpls. Spacious floor plan! $269,900.

GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…

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Come to Our Open House From 1pm – 4 pm – EASY TO FIND – South I-25 Exit #173 Larkspur to Perry Park Ave., Right on Perry Park Ave., Right on Silverheels Rd., Right on Eagle Rd., Right on Tenderfoot, Left on Shrine Rd., Left on Independence, Right on Cameron

Lost/Found – FOUND – HOMING PIGEON – Call to describe and collect.

MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE – Contact Tony – Vacation, uniforms, meals and possible salary – McDonald’s

WANTED: 12 volt electric wench, must be reasonable… 24 Hour Service – Animal Control – Joe Sweeney – Removal Of Nuisance Wild Animals • Chimney Caps • Rats & Bats (203) 421-….

Genuine Imitation Jungle Boots

WANTED. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers.

$17,962 – ’98 Lincolon Town Car

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.