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WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

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WANTED: Medium sized dog house for low income family. Call 269-….

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internet dates? – these are insane computer time’s we live in – wow. But how can you trust all of these e-men – it is just not safe – i am 100% real and –did not ever go to jail –Talk to me on the phone –i shook barack obama’s hand on two occasions – i know 15 guitar chords –I have a big tv with blue ray’s – I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GAL – if you like eating tacko’s and you like to watch cartoons and movies and you have large breasts we will get along very well so please ring me up: …

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Ahigrim & Sons Lts. Funeral Parlor and Mini-Golf, 201 N. Northwest Hwy., Palatine, (847) 358-….

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YOUTH PROGRAMS • GENERAL/SOCIAL – Skydiving for Tots – (ages 10 mos.–2 years) Introduce your toddler to the fun and thrill of skydiving before he or she develops unwarranted fears of freefalling. Certified jump instructor…

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3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!

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3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

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Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

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SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.

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SURGEON WANTED for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools.

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Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

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MUST SELL: 3 grave spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

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Are you Kate Bush?’ Write to obsessive man (36). Note, people who aren't Kate Bush need not respond.

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HELP WANTED – Remedy Engineer

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Wanted: Tudor [sic] needed for help in English class.

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Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…

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For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…

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FOR SALE • OLDER CLOTHES DRYER. Works well but needs new home. Will trade for 2 large packages Oreo double stuffed cookies (unopened). Phone…

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Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

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A Race to Savings! – with Thank You Card – $119 – without card $2.39

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FOR SALE: greens, turnips, collards, mustard, and rudebeggers. One mile west of Westiville, First clay road on left. Call…

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