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FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.

LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…

FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE — 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS

Wanted: dead gentle pony! 941-637-….

Garage sale: Come and partake of the drapes of wrath, sofas choice, star dreck, broken china syndrome, laricats of wire and rubble without cause.

SEE-THRU WINDOWS – Your Quality Windows & Door Experts – It’s time to replace those drafty, energy-wasting windows & doors…

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds.

FOR SALE • OLDER CLOTHES DRYER. Works well but needs new home. Will trade for 2 large packages Oreo double stuffed cookies (unopened). Phone…

Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

6 Foot TREE OF LIGHTS Reg. $49.99 – Save 20% LIGHTS NOT INCLUDED…

SPANISH TOOTER NEEDED FOR A 7 year old student, learn to speak and write fluently. Call after 6 pm. 467-….

FREE – GENUINE faux 9 CARAT SAPPHIRE PENDANT…

HELP WANTED – Remedy Engineer

A Race to Savings! – with Thank You Card – $119 – without card $2.39

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

Afghan Hound: male, 6 years old, very good poet. $400 obo…

GE Mammogram dish washer for sale, white $20. Good condition. (805) 523-….

Terra Andina Sauvignon Blanc, 2007 $9.99 – Intense, vibrant cat pee aroma underscored by tangerine and grass; crisp, clean and tart with…

Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch