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Sick of your: Job-Boss-Paycheck-Life? My Business Is Growing To Fast!!!! [sic] $800-4000/mo. Part-Time work at home – work at the office – just work no age limit – no experience – just cash!!! CALL 504-6367 TODAY

Wanted: dead gentle pony! 941-637-….

Philanthropy is my middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business. Applications to box no. 9741.

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

If you have one of these symptoms, please call this 800 number – Death, Heartburn, …

HELP WANTED – PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN [sic]

COCKTAIL LOST in King St. area. Call 616-….

Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …

FREE – GENUINE faux 9 CARAT SAPPHIRE PENDANT…

Wanted: Desk clerk and Housekeeping help at Best Western. PLEASE NO PHONE CALLS! (760) 375-2311.

FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.

ADVERTISING COMPANY NEED one male talent, shooting the back only with our product kitchen stuff, please send your picture. If you are interested…

100% OFF – Any Bike Purchase of $1000 Or More…

BELZ Factory Outlet Mall – Redeem this coupon at the Mall Office for a coupon

WANTED: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.

Orange, missing since 21st in Lakewood, $25 reward

HOUSE FOR SALE • 10741 Pig Turd Alley, Amador City, CA…

Sinister-looking man with a face that only a mother would love: think of an ageing Portillo with a beard and you have my better-looking twin. Sweetie at heart, though. Nice conversation, great for dimly-lit romantic meals. Better in those Welsh villages where the electricity supply can't be guaranteed. Charitable women to 50 appreciated. Box…

DOWNERS GRTOVE – Stonewall Ave. Sat 10/18 & Sun 10/19 9am – 5pm – Dead Peoples Old Stuff. Oak stenciled table, tools, medical aids, Whirlpool, wheelchair, casino items, beer signs, many collectibles.