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Philanthropy is my middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business. Applications to box no. 9741.
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FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.
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Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.
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Sinister-looking man with a face that only a mother would love: think of an ageing Portillo with a beard and you have my better-looking twin. Sweetie at heart, though. Nice conversation, great for dimly-lit romantic meals. Better in those Welsh villages where the electricity supply can't be guaranteed. Charitable women to 50 appreciated. Box…
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