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FOR SALE: Instant coffee table
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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.
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Looking for 15 energetic individuals to replace 15 lazy people. Entry level positions. No exp req. Paid weekly. Call…
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TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.
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Friday Night Feed – 5:30 PM to 7:00 PM – September 19 – VIGINA BAKED HAM – Hosted by the Auxillary Club
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The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.
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Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
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Cute kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.
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ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….
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REWARD FOR RETURNING DOG – Answers to Bight Eyes – $50 if alive, $25 if dead – Theresa Lamar – Phone… Leave message.
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CAB DRIVERS WANTED – Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.
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’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000
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LOST • MISSING DOG: Small Golden Brown Palm Iranian lost in Gramercy. If you have any information, please call 869-….
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Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
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Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
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06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000 • Fourways, Johannesburg – This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 kms and has had its 1500 km. dealer service. No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f**k you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (011) 867-….
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WARNING Don’t Pay High Prices For Central Air Conditioning! Only $5,500,000 and one or two days is all it takes to install top quality LENNOX Central Air in your 3 bedroom raised ranch…
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Tooth Whitening – For Any One Getting Married We Offer Nitrous Oxide Sedation – Call us today for details…
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It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is Our People”
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Free Golf! – Free Sleeve of Golf Balls! – With the purchase of a $39 hotdog plus tax (includes chips and drink)…
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For Sale: Black Tuxedo only worn once and now divorced.
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