Subject: Classifieds (Page 21)

Looking for 15 energetic individuals to replace 15 lazy people. Entry level positions. No exp req. Paid weekly. Call…

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Ploughing the loneliest furrow. Nineteen personal ads and counting. Only one reply. It was my mother telling me not to forget the bread on my way home from B&Q. Man, 51.

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Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.

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Orange, missing since 21st in Lakewood, $25 reward

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Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]

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Sean – You are such a disappointment to the entire family – don’t bother coming home. Love, Dad

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FOR SALE: Instant coffee table

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New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…

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Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

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856-981-…. $1.00 OFF Any Job Over $800

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Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth.

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SITUATIONS WANTED – WILL CLEAN your home, will take in washing & ironing in my home. Will also tattoo pet dog at your home. 297-….

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Cure Sleepiness Right Away – Time for Use: Long-Distance Driving, Drunk Driving, Night Driving…

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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

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WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

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Pollard Used Cars – Limited Time Offer! – $299 per month – For the Rest of Your Life

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WANTED – Musicians, Comedians, Storytellers, Freeks, Misfits etc. To Perform in the Tiny Tea Tent

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FREE PUPPIES. – Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog… able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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Now Hiring – Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+, Applications Avail. Inside – Cannot look anything like “Skeletor” from “He-Man”

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WANTED: Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

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