Subject: Classifieds (Page 22)

The Brandywine Gourmet – Stop in to enter drawing to guess height & weight of our GIANT 3 ft., 20 lb. Chocolate Bunny!…

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Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

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They call me Mr Boombastic. You can call me Monty. My real name, however, is Quentin. But only Mother uses that. And Nanny. Monty is fine, though. Anything but Peg Leg (Shrewsbury Prep, 1956, 'Please don't make me do cross-country, sir'). Box no. 0473.

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Can’t move or speak? It may be a STROKE. No one is too young. Time lost is brain lost. CALL 911

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Do Something Special For Your Valentine – Have your Septic Tank Pumped – Call…

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Stock up and save. Limit: one.

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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman. 319-233-….

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Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.

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WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…

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Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.

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Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

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FOR SALE – musky dimes. Call…

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MATH TUDAR NEEDED for Intermediate Algebra, needed ASAP! Call…

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Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

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CUSTOMER SERVICE REP – FT/PT Strong phone skills and able to handle high call volume. Light collection. Fast paste work enviorment. Fax resume…

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WANTED: Medium sized dog house for low income family. Call 269-….

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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.

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Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]

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LOST: Camera with personal pictures from ladies restroom at Lorain County Fair. No questions. Please contact 926-….

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BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

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Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

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