Subject: Classifieds (Page 22)

HELP WANTED – Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon

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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.

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My ideal woman is a man. Sorry, mother.

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Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

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FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry

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Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.

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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

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92’ BLK VOLKSWAGON CABRIOLET Answers to the name April. Last seen in Towson near the YMCA. Yes, Owner is Blonde. If found please call Button…

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HELP WANTED – Remedy Engineer

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My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle

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Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.

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Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.

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Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

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Wanted: Lifeguard. Must be able to swim.

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ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…

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American Legion Auxilary Unit 3 – Oct. 9 4 p.m. Spaghetti Dinner With Salad, Bread, And Dessert $5.00 $5,50 Take Out – 2nd Thurs. Of Every Monday

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Free Golf! – Free Sleeve of Golf Balls! – With the purchase of a $39 hotdog plus tax (includes chips and drink)…

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Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

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Meet the new face of indoor bowling! More or less the same as the old face, but less facial hair and better teeth. M, 28. Box no. 3377.

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FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.

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WANTED: Used Paint

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