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Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

FOR SALE: Instant coffee table

The Most Romantic Love Songs of the ‘50s: Including 16 Tons by Tennessee Ernie Ford

HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!

06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000 • Fourways, Johannesburg – This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 kms and has had its 1500 km. dealer service. No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f**k you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (011) 867-….

Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

The Brandywine Gourmet – Stop in to enter drawing to guess height & weight of our GIANT 3 ft., 20 lb. Chocolate Bunny!…

Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

For Sale:  Women’s clothes. Owned by future ex-wife, need to sell quick before divorce.

Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

Correction – A headline on an item in the Feb. 5 edition of the Enquirer-Bulletin incorrectly state “ Stolen groceries.” It should have read “Homicide.”

The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

HANDSOME RAKE – Out of work leaf raker/bagger seeks whimsical beauty with unkempt auburn orc hestnut hair, cool with coarse hands and a penchant for whistling. mellow… mo, 28, …

HAMSTERS free. Call Allen’s Mom … HAMSTERS $1.00 each. Call Allen …

If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

CAB DRIVERS WANTED – Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.

OUR SOFA seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.

Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…

JOB OPPORTUNITY IN BROADCASTING – PT Janitor/maintenance-general janitorial, clean, sanitize, dust, polish, spot wash, vacuum, empty trash, gather recyces, replace light bulbs. Send resume to: MARIA ADAMS, KTSH 100 Valley Dr., Brisbane, Ca 94005. Fax 415-467-…. EOE. DEADLINE 4/12/96.

OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.