Subject: Classifieds (Page 23)

Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal background required.

Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

JOB OPPORTUNITY IN BROADCASTING – PT Janitor/maintenance-general janitorial, clean, sanitize, dust, polish, spot wash, vacuum, empty trash, gather recyces, replace light bulbs. Send resume to: MARIA ADAMS, KTSH 100 Valley Dr., Brisbane, Ca 94005. Fax 415-467-…. EOE. DEADLINE 4/12/96.

Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55.

Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

TALENT SEARCH – Can you BURP or FART better than your friends? We want to talk. BIG $$ Call us @ 770-….

Lost: Search & Rescue Dog – From 13th and Peoria area. Sunday, May…

ALL NUDE In The Meadowlands!! 20 Nude Dancers – Completed Renovated – 2 Nude Stages – Nude Table Dancers In The V.I.P. Lounge

CONDOS & TOWNHOUSES – Designer condo – Spacious 3 bed/2.5 ba. Tastefully redone in ’04. dine area. Kit w/subzero, stainless apps, granite ctrs, custom cabinetry. New Baths. Hrdwd flrs, crown molding. City views. Much more. 23 Hour security bldg…

FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…

List your ten favourite albums… I just want to know if there's anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward thinking man, 35.

Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …

LAWN MOWER – Tends to catch on fire but put out easily with garden hose $30. Please call 258-….

Wednesday, September 21 – Ball-A-Palooza! 5000 golf balls will be dropped from a helicopter for a chance to win great prizes. Sponsored by the N.E.W. Curative Rehabilitation, Inc. with all proceeds going directly into the Brain Injury Program…

CUSTOMER SERVICE REP – FT/PT Strong phone skills and able to handle high call volume. Light collection. Fast paste work enviorment. Fax resume…

WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000 • Fourways, Johannesburg – This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 kms and has had its 1500 km. dealer service. No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f**k you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (011) 867-….

NEW LISTING – CARBONDALE – Move right into this 3 bedroom, 1.25 bath home, featuring foyer with split staircase, mysterious hidden commode, off street parking yard. $79,900.