Subject: Classifieds (Page 24)

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FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

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Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20

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’06 Frod Focus $9,999

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WANTED: Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

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