Subject: Classifieds (Page 24)

American Legion Auxilary Unit 3 – Oct. 9 4 p.m. Spaghetti Dinner With Salad, Bread, And Dessert $5.00 $5,50 Take Out – 2nd Thurs. Of Every Monday

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FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.

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Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

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Going back to school was the best thing I ever done.

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Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…

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Dillards 60% off Christmas Sale! – From December 14–21 Dillards will be having the largest sale of the year on cloths, toys, fits, household items, furniture and jewelry, shoes, hats, mens wear and evening wear, just in time for Christmas! There will be a Special Appearance by Satan between the hours of 5pm until 9pm for your kids!… [sic]

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FOUND: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.

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Mother’s Day Gift – FREE SALAMI – Steve’s Deli…

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GE Mammogram dish washer for sale, white $20. Good condition. (805) 523-….

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SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….

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200 PLAYBOY MAGAZINES & other Adult Magazines, will trade for guns. Call…

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HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician

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Remote Controlled Genitalia – Think of all the fun you’ll have!!! …

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CIRCUS going out of business, small, elephant, free to good home. (973)…

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WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.

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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.

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Lose All Your Weight, Only $49.

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COME TO WORK for Subway and have your dreams crushed like the rest of us. Weekends required. 941-…. after 2 pm.

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MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE – Contact Tony – Vacation, uniforms, meals and possible salary – McDonald’s

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SNOW BLOWER for sale… only used on snowy days.

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