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Dinner Special – Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

HELP WANTED – Administraive/ Secretary

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If you have over forty eyes and have noticed how your vision has changed…

Classifieds Health Vision

$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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Wanted: Satellite Installer

HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician

It’s Summertime! – Bring Your Children to the: Garma Specialty Clinic for Circumcision – Adult and Children – Painless, Bloodless…

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….

2-FUDGE PACKING MACHINES, $300. Ea. … Steve or George

FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

I'm just a girl who can't say 'no' (or 'anaesthetist') [sic]. Lisping Rodgers and Hammerstein fan, female lecturer in politics (37) WLTM man to 40 for thome enthanted eveningth.

24 Hr. Day Care – All Ages – $65 Weekly For Day Shift – Torturing Available. Parents night out on weekends. 983-…

FOUND: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.

Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

Classifieds Public notice Theft

If you have one of these symptoms, please call this 800 number – Death, Heartburn, …

Classifieds Health Ad to join a lawsuit against a drug company

Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.

Sinister-looking man with a face that only a mother would love: think of an ageing Portillo with a beard and you have my better-looking twin. Sweetie at heart, though. Nice conversation, great for dimly-lit romantic meals. Better in those Welsh villages where the electricity supply can't be guaranteed. Charitable women to 50 appreciated. Box…

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Mother’s Day Gift – FREE SALAMI – Steve’s Deli…

IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Anyone who has had a bone scan within the last 5 years where your knees have been strapped to your crotch with a 6” belt, please call (815) 522-….