Subject: Classifieds (Page 24)

Chronically Overweight? 6 p.m. 522 N. Eighth St., Sheboygan… Bring your own chair. Free.

FOR SALE: 1993 Chevy Lumina. Black exterior with beige interior. Runs and drives great. Sorry, no tires included.

Mediterranean Villa – rooms located just steps to the ocean/park/and golf course. Sunsets every day. $209,950

Help wanted: Boiler operator. Previous clinical experience with gynecology patients required.

Free 1 can of pork & beans w/ purchase of 3BR 2 bath home.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Cat for Sale: This cat will eat anything and go to the bathroom anywhere too.

If you have over forty eyes and have noticed how your vision has changed…

PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

EXPERIENCED NANNY – To care for 3 young kids in out house 30 hours a week. Must drive and have references. Call Christine at 305-294-….

STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF

Information – MENTALLY ILL NEEDED – To interview for Novel. Must be successful & interesting. Email: …@trsemail… (614) 537-….

Unique Ford – only 5 minutes from Bedford – Just Across from the Women’s Prison

WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

Read Weight in the Palm of Your Hand! … No More Bending Over or Looking Down!

Attention male London Review of Books readers: 'Greetings, earthling – I have come to infest your puny body with legions of my spawn' is no way to begin a reply. Female, 36 – suspicious of any men declaring themselves to be in possession of a 'great sense of humor.'

FOR SALE BY OWNER – Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

CHRISTIAN woman looking for Christian man partner who is sympathetic with woman who has mental illness and hears voices but is self controlled. Phone…

BELZ Factory Outlet Mall – Redeem this coupon at the Mall Office for a coupon

GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.

MEATER READERS – Entry Level $16/hr + benefits, Call…