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Now Hiring – Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+, Applications Avail. Inside – Cannot look anything like “Skeletor” from “He-Man”
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Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
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BRAND NEW/NEVER USED Kenmore Gas Stove. Needs to be put back together after falling out of pickup at 70 MPH. Any offer accepted. Call Brian at…
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Kellogg’s pot tarts $1.99 box
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Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]
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2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
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$17,962 – ’98 Lincolon Town Car
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FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50
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06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000 • Fourways, Johannesburg – This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 kms and has had its 1500 km. dealer service. No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f**k you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (011) 867-….
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FREE DUCKS. You catch.
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SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.
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Bar S sliced balogna – regular or tasty
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It’s Summertime! – Bring Your Children to the: Garma Specialty Clinic for Circumcision – Adult and Children – Painless, Bloodless…
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.. Buffet – Delivery – No Personal Chicken Accepted – Open 7 Days A Week…
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Food Stamps Excepted [sic]
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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.
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Notice on a menu in Fort Bragg California
POMERANIAN POPPIES per bread, 7 wk. on 4-16-08 decals removed, teddy bear faces, very cute, $300 884-….
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OUR SOFA seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.
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HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box ###. Boise, ID 83701.
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