Subject: Classifieds (Page 25)

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Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
Engagement: S.Paraskos of Paphos, Cyprus, and Nicola Jared of UK would like to announce their engagement. – Cyprus Weekly

Crucifix: Little man fell off. Scented dash mount included. Like new, $10. (970) 389-….

Mother’s helper – peasant working conditions.

Sick of your: Job-Boss-Paycheck-Life? My Business Is Growing To Fast!!!! [sic] $800-4000/mo. Part-Time work at home – work at the office – just work no age limit – no experience – just cash!!! CALL 504-6367 TODAY

Snake for sale. Five-foot boa constrictor – only $5 per foot. Must buy entire length.

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FOUND – dog dressed in a superman costume (304) 417-….

Righteous Kill – Pacino & Deniro play veteran cops on the trail of a cereal killer…

BRAND NEW/NEVER USED Kenmore Gas Stove. Needs to be put back together after falling out of pickup at 70 MPH. Any offer accepted. Call Brian at…

Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.

HAMSTERS free. Call Allen’s Mom … HAMSTERS $1.00 each. Call Allen …

FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….

PONY FOR SALE. Looks like small horse. $900.

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BAR & GRILL – Best Burger in Town – Where Quality & Freshness Counts! FREE TOMATO w/every BLT…

WANTED: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

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