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Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
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My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle
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Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.
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At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …
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American Legion Auxilary Unit 3 – Oct. 9 4 p.m. Spaghetti Dinner With Salad, Bread, And Dessert $5.00 $5,50 Take Out – 2nd Thurs. Of Every Monday
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CORRECTION – In a recipe for salsa published recently, on of the ingredients was misstated… The correct ingredient is “2 tsp. of cilantro” instead of “2 tsp. of cement.”
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Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.
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