Subject: Classifieds (Page 25)

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

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Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20

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Wanted to Rent – Wanted: Room to rent. Saudi Arabia students are looking for American families to live with. Call Osamah at 419-….

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Ploughing the loneliest furrow. Nineteen personal ads and counting. Only one reply. It was my mother telling me not to forget the bread on my way home from B&Q. Man, 51.

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TALKING DOG, speaks 4 languages, only $50. 309-693-….

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I celebrated my fortieth birthday last week by cataloguing my collection of bird feeders. Next year I'm hoping for sexual intercourse. And a cake. Join my invite mailing list at box no. 6831. Man

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MUST SELL: 3 grave spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

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For Sale:  Women’s clothes. Owned by future ex-wife, need to sell quick before divorce.

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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

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CLASSIFIED: An unexpected vacancy for a knife-thrower's assistant. Rehearsals start immediately.

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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others

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Selection As Big As The North Pole.

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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome – Free Sample!

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WANTED: Used Paint

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2-FUDGE PACKING MACHINES, $300. Ea. … Steve or George

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Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers

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WANTED – COMMERCIAL SPACE HUNTER

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Garage sale: Come and partake of the drapes of wrath, sofas choice, star dreck, broken china syndrome, laricats of wire and rubble without cause.

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Philanthropy is my middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business. Applications to box no. 9741.

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All Remaining Furniture 1/2 Price to 50% Off – Storewide!

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Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

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