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Now Hiring – Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+, Applications Avail. Inside – Cannot look anything like “Skeletor” from “He-Man”

Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

BRAND NEW/NEVER USED Kenmore Gas Stove. Needs to be put back together after falling out of pickup at 70 MPH. Any offer accepted. Call Brian at…

Kellogg’s pot tarts $1.99 box

Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]

2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

$17,962 – ’98 Lincolon Town Car

FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000 • Fourways, Johannesburg – This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 kms and has had its 1500 km. dealer service. No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f**k you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (011) 867-….

CompleteNutrition – Look better. Feel Better. Perform better. 120 Krispy Krme Dr., Suite 1, Bloomington, IL (Behind Krispy Kreme)

FREE DUCKS. You catch.

SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.

New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…

Bar S sliced balogna – regular or tasty

It’s Summertime! – Bring Your Children to the: Garma Specialty Clinic for Circumcision – Adult and Children – Painless, Bloodless…

.. Buffet – Delivery – No Personal Chicken Accepted – Open 7 Days A Week…

Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

POMERANIAN POPPIES per bread, 7 wk. on 4-16-08 decals removed, teddy bear faces, very cute, $300 884-….

OUR SOFA seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.

HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box ###. Boise, ID 83701.