Subject: Classifieds (Page 26)

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

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Star Wars Job of the Hut – $15

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WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.

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MARCH MADNESS MOVE-IN DEAL! Move in by March 31st, pay no rent until April 1st!…

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Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

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American Legion Auxilary Unit 3 – Oct. 9 4 p.m. Spaghetti Dinner With Salad, Bread, And Dessert $5.00 $5,50 Take Out – 2nd Thurs. Of Every Monday

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LOST • MISSING DOG: Small Golden Brown Palm Iranian lost in Gramercy. If you have any information, please call 869-….

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Best Selection Ever of Name Brand Tennis Shoes – 10% off any pair bought and get 2nd pair at 10% off and then take 1/2 price of that shoe. Higher price charged for 1st pair. – Marting’s Shoes

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NEW LISTING – CARBONDALE – Move right into this 3 bedroom, 1.25 bath home, featuring foyer with split staircase, mysterious hidden commode, off street parking yard. $79,900.

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For Sale – Holiday photos: Choice of ski, sun or city break. Ideal for anecdote or alibi. Call 020-867-….

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Shakespeare's Pizza. Free chopsticks.

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FREE: farm kittens. Ready to eat.

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Mobil Media requires a minimum six-month contract and will be charged a $15 setup fee.

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10th Annual Southeastern Guide Dog BBQ– $10.00 per person…

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Cute kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.

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1993 TOYOTA SUPRA TWIN TURBO AERO • TOP (G2), 1993 very rare, every toy, leather, mini disc, climate, traction, crise, 18in alloys, brand new tyres, priv/plate (SUP), 0-60 in 5, 160+ mph, awesome, girlfriend forgot to take pill, gutted. $14,000, (Bucks). Tel: …

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LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…

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Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers

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For Sale: Black Tuxedo only worn once and now divorced.

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TALKING DOG, speaks 4 languages, only $50. 309-693-….

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I celebrated my fortieth birthday last week by cataloguing my collection of bird feeders. Next year I'm hoping for sexual intercourse. And a cake. Join my invite mailing list at box no. 6831. Man

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