Subject: Classifieds (Page 26)

FOR SALE – Easy chair, Kitchen table, Chester Drawers. 982-….

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Garage sale: Come and partake of the drapes of wrath, sofas choice, star dreck, broken china syndrome, laricats of wire and rubble without cause.

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Read Weight in the Palm of Your Hand! … No More Bending Over or Looking Down!

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Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad.

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Do Something Special For Your Valentine – Have your Septic Tank Pumped – Call…

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Now Hiring – Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+, Applications Avail. Inside – Cannot look anything like “Skeletor” from “He-Man”

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6 Foot TREE OF LIGHTS Reg. $49.99 – Save 20% LIGHTS NOT INCLUDED…

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And now, the Superstore – unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

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Looking for 15 energetic individuals to replace 15 lazy people. Entry level positions. No exp req. Paid weekly. Call…

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HAVE YOU SEEN OUR COW? Female, Black with white face. Red tag in her ear. She was last seen on County Rd. 45. Please call Ann Smith at…

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AMANDA – I’m running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?

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Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
Engagement: S.Paraskos of Paphos, Cyprus, and Nicola Jared of UK would like to announce their engagement. – Cyprus Weekly

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DO YOU USE COUPONS? Up to $20 worth FREE Grocery Coupons. Choose From over 1,200 Name Brands. Grocery Coupon Book $24.95

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WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.

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WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

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SPANISH TOOTER NEEDED FOR A 7 year old student, learn to speak and write fluently. Call after 6 pm. 467-….

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Information – MENTALLY ILL NEEDED – To interview for Novel. Must be successful & interesting. Email: …@trsemail… (614) 537-….

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Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

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We build bodies that last a lifetime.

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Bar S sliced balogna – regular or tasty

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Pennzoil/Quaker State OIL CHANGE – $12 plus oil & filter

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