Subject: Classifieds (Page 26)

TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

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WANTED: Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

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Afghan Hound: male, 6 years old, very good poet. $400 obo…

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Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…

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Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

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SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….

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DOWNERS GRTOVE – Stonewall Ave. Sat 10/18 & Sun 10/19 9am – 5pm – Dead Peoples Old Stuff. Oak stenciled table, tools, medical aids, Whirlpool, wheelchair, casino items, beer signs, many collectibles.

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hairorobert – IF WE CAN’T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… YOU UGLY! – 757-….

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FOR SALE – Easy chair, Kitchen table, Chester Drawers. 982-….

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Hanging Yourself Could Be Painful So Get A Pro To Do It

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For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…

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Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER – Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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Save on Manor Hall Interior Latex – Semi-Gross – $26.90…

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Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch

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Mother’s Day Gift – FREE SALAMI – Steve’s Deli…

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You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks of Herve Villechaize and an odour of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box no. 3321.

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Fulham Football Club seeks a Manager / Genius

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UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…

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MECHANIC – Now hiring full time mechanic. Must be mechanically inclined. Brenny’s Cycle Works …

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