Subject: Classifieds (Page 27)

Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…

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Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers

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VIBRATOR, used twice, great condition. $10. Ryan 504-…. from 8–4 pm

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WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!

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FOR SALE – Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

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SUPERINTENDED NEEDED

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Ensure your next erection is in safe hands.

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WE FILL ALL PRESCRIPTIONS We Fill All Compounded (Mixed) Prescriptions According To Your Doctor’s Instructions. If Your Doctor Writes You A Prescription For A Specially Prepared Suppository, We Can And Will Fit It….

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Design House Furniture Galleries FATHER’S DAY CHAIR SALE 30 to 50 % off list price – Give Father His Own Electric Chair…

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Partially used bottle of Dove Intense Moisture shampoo, paid $5 new, only asking $3 or best offer. Mach 3 razor, only used for one week, mint condition, asking $4 or best offer. Call Ryan at…

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No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

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Fulham Football Club seeks a Manager / Genius

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CompleteNutrition – Look better. Feel Better. Perform better. 120 Krispy Krme Dr., Suite 1, Bloomington, IL (Behind Krispy Kreme)

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Save it. Anything you've got to say can be said to my lawyer. But if you're not my ex-wife, why not write to box no. 5377? I enjoy vodka, canasta, evenings in, and cold, cold revenge.

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Nemesis Wanted: I’m 5’10”, into kayaking, books and conversation (by day), justice, honour and vengeance (by night). Seeking arch-enemy, possibly crimelord or deformed megalomaniac. Call…

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TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome – Free Sample!

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Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

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Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.

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