Subject: Classifieds (Page 27)

WANTED: Used Paint

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LOST African Elephant. Call 281-701-….

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Your buying me dinner doesn't mean I'll have sex with you. I probably will have sex with you, though. Honesty not an issue with opportunistic male, 38.

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UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…

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Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.

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BELZ Factory Outlet Mall – Redeem this coupon at the Mall Office for a coupon

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Garden Girl – I will pull, pluck, pick & plant for you! – Husband left me – Don’t want to starve – Left to my own means – Real good at gardening – Spring cleanups – Please hire me so I don’t starve to death. Free Estimates 443-362-….

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DO YOU USE COUPONS? Up to $20 worth FREE Grocery Coupons. Choose From over 1,200 Name Brands. Grocery Coupon Book $24.95

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BOX OF Twinkies, 10 years old, two missing, rest have cream filling sucked out, $5. Call 217-….

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Free Mammograms at Chevron Station…

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… 2 Days Only! – Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday – November 3, 4, 5 & 6…

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55.

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BEAUTIFUL ENGAGEMENT ring. Yellow gold, wide band with 18 diamonds set in 3 rows of 3 diamonds on each side of one large round-cut center stone. worn, sparingly, for only 9 Days. “It Didn’t Mean Anything. It was just suppose to Shut Her Up.” It didn’t shut her up. Happy to be Rid of it too. For the first offer of $800.00. Phone… between 9 a.m. – 9 p.m.

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CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford

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20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us last year.

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This going-out-of-business sale is for a limited time only.

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GOLD Fish: Needs good home. Is irritable but enjoys TV, $2. Phone…

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Ashes to Portraits – is a unique, ONE-OF-A-KIND concept. We create beautiful painted portraits using your loved one’s ashes and our secret mixture of oil paint!…

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