Subject: Classifieds (Page 27)

WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.

Are you Kate Bush?’ Write to obsessive man (36). Note, people who aren't Kate Bush need not respond.

Cute kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.

List your ten favourite albums… I just want to know if there's anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward thinking man, 35.

Do Something Special For Your Valentine – Have your Septic Tank Pumped – Call…

FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Shemale Jack Russell Terrier, 14 mos., has shots, needs fenced yard. 619-445-….

Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

24 Hr. Day Care – All Ages – $65 Weekly For Day Shift – Torturing Available. Parents night out on weekends. 983-…

German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

HELP WANTED – Eyebrow Threading

Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth.

Great Dames for sale.

Easygoing athletic SJM, 41, seeking SF, looks not important, must be tall, slim and attractive.

CIRCUS going out of business, small, elephant, free to good home. (973)…

Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents

Mother’s Day Gift – FREE SALAMI – Steve’s Deli…

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