Subject: Classifieds (Page 27)

Snake for sale. Five-foot boa constrictor – only $5 per foot. Must buy entire length.

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ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…

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Free internet access … $99.

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We'll move you worldwide throughout the country.

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OUR SOFA seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.

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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

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AMANDA – I’m running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?

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Ahigrim & Sons Lts. Funeral Parlor and Mini-Golf, 201 N. Northwest Hwy., Palatine, (847) 358-….

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Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

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You’re all invited to Steak & Shrimp – Every Friday Night – 5:30 pm – 10 pm – Have Some Fun!! Bring A Gun!! Cash Can Be Won!! At Our Trap Range…

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HAVE VIAGRA. Need woman. Any women between 18 & 80. PO Box ###. Boise, ID 83701.

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GET MARRIED in a furniture store $99. Have your funeral in a furniture store. $99. Both for $150. Dollar-A-Day Lease Purchase 1015 Central Avenue 624-….

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ONE METAL Office desk. Timeshare, sleeps six, at Alpine Bay, Alabama. 859-….

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Best Selection Ever of Name Brand Tennis Shoes – 10% off any pair bought and get 2nd pair at 10% off and then take 1/2 price of that shoe. Higher price charged for 1st pair. – Marting’s Shoes

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Wanted: Cleaning and Janitorial Help. Please leave mess.

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Free Mammograms at Chevron Station…

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Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

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Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party…

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Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

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