Subject: Classifieds (Page 27)

Mercury Fish & Chips

2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN – FROST FREE!

HANDSOME RAKE – Out of work leaf raker/bagger seeks whimsical beauty with unkempt auburn orc hestnut hair, cool with coarse hands and a penchant for whistling. mellow… mo, 28, …

WANTED: Medium sized dog house for low income family. Call 269-….

Mother’s helper – peasant working conditions.

You’re all invited to Steak & Shrimp – Every Friday Night – 5:30 pm – 10 pm – Have Some Fun!! Bring A Gun!! Cash Can Be Won!! At Our Trap Range…

HELP WANTED – Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon

At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …

For Sale: Black Tuxedo only worn once and now divorced.

IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Anyone who has had a bone scan within the last 5 years where your knees have been strapped to your crotch with a 6” belt, please call (815) 522-….

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

It’s Summertime! – Bring Your Children to the: Garma Specialty Clinic for Circumcision – Adult and Children – Painless, Bloodless…

LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…

Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.

100% OFF – Any Bike Purchase of $1000 Or More…

PROVED! Make Bedwetting Easier… Waterproof Mattress Protector $19.95

The Brandywine Gourmet – Stop in to enter drawing to guess height & weight of our GIANT 3 ft., 20 lb. Chocolate Bunny!…