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A story that appeared ion Sunday’s Argus Observer contained a incorrect spelling of a name. Pastor Dick Bigelow was incorrectly identified as Dick Bigblow. The Argus Observor regrets the error.
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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others
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Bastard. Complete and utter. Whatever you do, don't reply – you'll only regret it.
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This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.
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Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.
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