Subject: Classifieds (Page 3)

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor – An Alternative to Good Eating.

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Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.

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Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

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WANTED: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

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92’ BLK VOLKSWAGON CABRIOLET Answers to the name April. Last seen in Towson near the YMCA. Yes, Owner is Blonde. If found please call Button…

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Views plus spacious 1554 sq. ft. home with large lot, family room with fireplace, huge dick for entertaining? …

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06’ Suzuki GSXR 1000 • Fourways, Johannesburg – This bike is perfect! Only done 7000 kms and has had its 1500 km. dealer service. No falls/scratches. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I’m selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently “do whatever the f**k you want” doesn’t mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (011) 867-….

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Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

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Partially used bottle of Dove Intense Moisture shampoo, paid $5 new, only asking $3 or best offer. Mach 3 razor, only used for one week, mint condition, asking $4 or best offer. Call Ryan at…

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Buy 1,000 Large Pizzas – Receive 1,000 Medium Pizzas – FREE!

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WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

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“The only difference between tattooed and untattooed people is that tattooed people are way more cool and can kick you ass.”

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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.

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Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

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Ashes to Portraits – is a unique, ONE-OF-A-KIND concept. We create beautiful painted portraits using your loved one’s ashes and our secret mixture of oil paint!…

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Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.

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German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

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DO YOU USE COUPONS? Up to $20 worth FREE Grocery Coupons. Choose From over 1,200 Name Brands. Grocery Coupon Book $24.95

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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

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