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Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

If you have one of these symptoms, please call this 800 number – Death, Heartburn, …

Fresh-Cut CHRISTMAS TREES Arriving December 28th – We Carry the Fullest Freshest Trees Available…

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FREE DUCKS. You catch.

A story that appeared ion Sunday’s Argus Observer contained a incorrect spelling of a name. Pastor Dick Bigelow was incorrectly identified as Dick Bigblow. The Argus Observor regrets the error.

Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others

XXLarge Nursing Uniform, Never been washed.

ONE METAL Office desk. Timeshare, sleeps six, at Alpine Bay, Alabama. 859-….

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Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

Mercury Fish & Chips

This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

Perfection in Mountain Park Ranch – Pride Of Ownership 3 BR – 2 Ba – Open & Spacious – Upgraded Neutral Flooring – Split Bedroom Plan – Ceiling In Every Room…

$5 – Lubriderm lotion – scented or seriously scented 10 oz.

Wedding dress for sale. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie…

“The only difference between tattooed and untattooed people is that tattooed people are way more cool and can kick you ass.”

Wanted: Satellite Installer

Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate