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Ashes to Portraits – is a unique, ONE-OF-A-KIND concept. We create beautiful painted portraits using your loved one’s ashes and our secret mixture of oil paint!…

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A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

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Wanted: Preparer of food. Must like the food business, be dependable, and be willing to get hands dirty.

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WANTED – Air Traffic Control. No Exp. Needed: we train, HS grads 17–34. Great pay, benefits. Must relocate. Call M-F…

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FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Shemale Jack Russell Terrier, 14 mos., has shots, needs fenced yard. 619-445-….

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Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

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SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….

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Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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QUESTION OF THE DAY – Question: What constitutes a millionaire? • Answer: A millionaire is someone who has $1 million, according to Jerry Beto, branch manager and senior vice president of investments at AG Edwards and Sons.

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Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers

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Ground beast: 99 cents lb.

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Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

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Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vagetables, salads, quiche.

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ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….

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’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000

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Paint job, $220. Come in for a free estimate.

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Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?

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WANTED: Used Paint

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2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

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Get 500 free minutes of airtime for only $50.

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New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…

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