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Lustful? Sinful? Sexual? These are all words not used in conjunction with my feeble, limp form for at least 32 years. You are a woman to 40 with high class looks and low class mind. I am an ever growing vessel of limp wristed sexual energy just waiting to be shook. You may call me sir. box no. 32/02

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For Sale:  Women’s clothes. Owned by future ex-wife, need to sell quick before divorce.

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May 30 has been designated the Memorial Day holiday. There will be no sanitation on that day.

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hairorobert – IF WE CAN’T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… YOU UGLY! – 757-….

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Nemesis Wanted: I’m 5’10”, into kayaking, books and conversation (by day), justice, honour and vengeance (by night). Seeking arch-enemy, possibly crimelord or deformed megalomaniac. Call…

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WARNING Don’t Pay High Prices For Central Air Conditioning! Only $5,500,000 and one or two days is all it takes to install top quality LENNOX Central Air in your 3 bedroom raised ranch…

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Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.

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FOR SALE – musky dimes. Call…

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Display PostScript running under the Windows windowing system demonstrates the ability to display OpenStep applications inside Windows windows, alongside native Windows applications. This seamless window system integration is a milestone in porting to Windows and demonstrates that OpenStep for Windows will be a good Windows citizen.

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Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

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SALE ON ALL BODY PARTS.

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RENTALS – HOUSING TWO BEDROOM, Sublease, nice area, BARGAIN Rent. Drawback: Big hairy spiders drop off bedroom ceiling at night.

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CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford

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It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is Our People”

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Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

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Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vagetables, salads, quiche.

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Remember, you get what you pay for. And at Hub Furniture Store, you pay less.

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Meet the new face of indoor bowling! More or less the same as the old face, but less facial hair and better teeth. M, 28. Box no. 3377.

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Home Made Portable Toilet. Great for parades $90/ 764-….

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Is your memory letting you down? And what about your memory? Is it letting you down? Call for information pack right now. Before you forget. 079…

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WANTED: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call…

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