Subject: Classifieds (Page 3)

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

How to Speak and Write Like A Colleg [sic] Graduate

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Call…

WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

PIG – I saw you at Tiki Bobs. You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did that again I’d kill you. You did. I need your address now. Phone…

ADVERTISING COMPANY NEED one male talent, shooting the back only with our product kitchen stuff, please send your picture. If you are interested…

SEE WHAT HAPPENS, 22 yr old white male, 6’4”, 190 lbs, janitorial master, once cleaned 3 bathrooms in 20 minutes! Seeks 19 to 32 yr old female. Box 30940.

Lost Cocktail.

RABIES CLINIC & BAKE SALE 1–3 PM – $8.00/Animal – Keezletown Ruritan Hall…

Restaurant Assistant Manager: Applicants with the necessary experience need not apply.

New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…

Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …

Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Buy 1,000 Large Pizzas – Receive 1,000 Medium Pizzas – FREE!

*1990 SUBARU Justy. 5-speed, fuel injection, new brake and drum. New exhaust system, 4 new street tires and 2 studded. Body in great shape. Engine gone, but still runs. $500. 247-….

TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO