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IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Anyone who has had a bone scan within the last 5 years where your knees have been strapped to your crotch with a 6” belt, please call (815) 522-….
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Sean – You are such a disappointment to the entire family – don’t bother coming home. Love, Dad
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Washing machine: free to good home.
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2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
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Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vagetables, salads, quiche.
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Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.
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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
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For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.
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Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
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Potty Chair, solid oak, light brown stain. $20
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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.
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Notice on a menu in Fort Bragg California
FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…
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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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2009 Happy New Years Special – Be Fit! Be Strong! – Taekwondo classes… Cardio Dick Boxing classes…
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For Sale: Black Tuxedo only worn once and now divorced.
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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.
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Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.
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HELP WANTED – PlayStation Brand Ambassador
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