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HELP WANTED – Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon

WAITRESS NEEDED. Must be 18 years old with 20 years experience. Apply in person Carnation Restaurant.

10 FREE French Fry Certificates for only $1.00

Pollard Used Cars – Limited Time Offer! – $299 per month – For the Rest of Your Life

Shakespeare's Pizza. Free chopsticks.

Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….

Only quiet living people need apply.

Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.

Found: Keys at the Diversion Cam rest stop with fob that says "Keys I Haven't Lost Yet."

Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses

PREGNANT PYGMY goats. Two males, 2 and 3 years old. 237-….

OPEN HOUSE body shapers toning salon free coffee & donuts

Come to Our Open House From 1pm – 4 pm – EASY TO FIND – South I-25 Exit #173 Larkspur to Perry Park Ave., Right on Perry Park Ave., Right on Silverheels Rd., Right on Eagle Rd., Right on Tenderfoot, Left on Shrine Rd., Left on Independence, Right on Cameron

FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry

Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.

CONDOS & TOWNHOUSES – Designer condo – Spacious 3 bed/2.5 ba. Tastefully redone in ’04. dine area. Kit w/subzero, stainless apps, granite ctrs, custom cabinetry. New Baths. Hrdwd flrs, crown molding. City views. Much more. 23 Hour security bldg…

For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…