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MEATER READERS – Entry Level $16/hr + benefits, Call…

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To some, I am a world of temptation. To others, I'm just another cross-dressing pharmacist. Male, 41.

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Tooth Whitening – For Any One Getting Married We Offer Nitrous Oxide Sedation – Call us today for details…

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Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad.

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For Sale: Black Tuxedo only worn once and now divorced.

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Restaurant Assistant Manager: Applicants with the necessary experience need not apply.

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MATH TUDAR NEEDED for Intermediate Algebra, needed ASAP! Call…

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FOR SALE. Three canaries of undermined sex.

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MUST SELL: 3 Grave Spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

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Want to Buy • City council candidate. Would like to rent or buy a bullet proof vest for 10 months. 384-….

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Now you can borrow enough money to get out of debt.

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Three black convicts, healthy and well behaved, need good home, pkg deal. 608-427-….

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Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7–$9 per hour.

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Manure Digester Summit, 9:30am–3pm, $20 includes lunch…

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Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

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ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….

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FOR SALE: Cemetery needs. Monuments, Sales, Dating, Letterings. Call Dennis Leibfried before you go. Ph.507…

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March 8th – Hypnotist Frank Santos – Donation $10 – All you can eat – Bring your own food – Starts at 8pm…

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Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

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A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

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FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry

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