Subject: Classifieds (Page 4)

STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF

Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.

OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

Call 800-826-8086 (Central Time) – RTPatch® Professional

Over 300 people in Napa Valley are assaulted each year. Volunteer to help.

COCKTAIL LOST in King St. area. Call 616-….

“Doggie Style Pictures with Santa” 12/2/06, 12/16/06 Pictures taken at Doggie Style Bakery. (202) 667-…. raiser for Washington Animal Rescue League

PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth.

Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….

Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

Wanted: Tudor [sic] needed for help in English class.

Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

TALENT SEARCH – Can you BURP or FART better than your friends? We want to talk. BIG $$ Call us @ 770-….

It’s Summertime! – Bring Your Children to the: Garma Specialty Clinic for Circumcision – Adult and Children – Painless, Bloodless…

WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

Genuine Imitation Jungle Boots

LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…

FOR SALE • OLDER CLOTHES DRYER. Works well but needs new home. Will trade for 2 large packages Oreo double stuffed cookies (unopened). Phone…