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Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

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HAMSTERS free. Call Allen’s Mom … – HAMSTERS $1.00 each. Call Allen …

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FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Shemale Jack Russell Terrier, 14 mos., has shots, needs fenced yard. 619-445-….

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It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.

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Do Something Special For Your Valentine – Have your Septic Tank Pumped – Call…

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Ploughing the loneliest furrow. Nineteen personal ads and counting. Only one reply. It was my mother telling me not to forget the bread on my way home from B&Q. Man, 51.

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This ad may not be the best lonely heart in the world, nor its author the best-smelling. That's all I have to say. Man, 37.

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200 PLAYBOY MAGAZINES & other Adult Magazines, will trade for guns. Call…

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Mercury Fish & Chips

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Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch

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My husband, who hardly ever listens to the radio anymore, has this one on all the time.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER – Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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LOST: Camera with personal pictures from ladies restroom at Lorain County Fair. No questions. Please contact 926-….

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All day starting at 1 PM. – Shuck N' Jive's Annual Crawfish Boil

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ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…

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Mrs. Jody Defries is pleased to announce the arrival of Elijah Joel – 8 pounds 10 ounces… and the loss of twenty pounds.

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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.

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Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.

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Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

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FREE: farm kittens. Ready to eat.

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Unique Ford – only 5 minutes from Bedford – Just Across from the Women’s Prison

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