Subject: Classifieds (Page 5)

Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.

HAVE YOU SEEN OUR COW? Female, Black with white face. Red tag in her ear. She was last seen on County Rd. 45. Please call Ann Smith at…

HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician

SAFEWAY – NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS – FOR TEMPORARY EMPLOYEES IN PREPARATION FOR A POSSIBLE LABOR DISPUTE – Cashiers, Clerks, Customer Service – $12.00/hour – PLease contact…

TOYOTA SCION • Coffin with 52 inch sunroof – $21,800

COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…

To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.

Ground beast, 99 cents/lb.

PONY FOR SALE. Looks like small horse. $900.

Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

A Race to Savings! – with Thank You Card – $119 – without card $2.39

Attention male London Review of Books readers: 'Greetings, earthling – I have come to infest your puny body with legions of my spawn' is no way to begin a reply. Female, 36 – suspicious of any men declaring themselves to be in possession of a 'great sense of humor.'

Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

I'm just a girl who can't say 'no' (or 'anaesthetist') [sic]. Lisping Rodgers and Hammerstein fan, female lecturer in politics (37) WLTM man to 40 for thome enthanted eveningth.

Lost: Search & Rescue Dog – From 13th and Peoria area. Sunday, May…

DO YOU USE COUPONS? Up to $20 worth FREE Grocery Coupons. Choose From over 1,200 Name Brands. Grocery Coupon Book $24.95

For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…

Chronically Overweight? 6 p.m. 522 N. Eighth St., Sheboygan… Bring your own chair. Free.

BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.