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Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

All day starting at 1 PM. – Shuck N' Jive's Annual Crawfish Boil

Washing machine: free to good home.

Free 1 can of pork & beans w/ purchase of 3BR 2 bath home.

SEE-THRU WINDOWS – Your Quality Windows & Door Experts – It’s time to replace those drafty, energy-wasting windows & doors…

ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…

GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.

Are all on-line realtors created equal? No, there's only one!

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

Singer/lyricist looking for untalented musicians to form punk band. Call… & ask for Adam.

Lost Cocktail.

A Race to Savings! – with Thank You Card – $119 – without card $2.39

It’s Summertime! – Bring Your Children to the: Garma Specialty Clinic for Circumcision – Adult and Children – Painless, Bloodless…

Hummels – largest selection ever – "If it's in stock, we have it!"

Lost: Search & Rescue Dog – From 13th and Peoria area. Sunday, May…

WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ###, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

RENTALS – HOUSING TWO BEDROOM, Sublease, nice area, BARGAIN Rent. Drawback: Big hairy spiders drop off bedroom ceiling at night.

If You Had No Idea What To Get Her For Valentine’s Day… Imagine How Overwhelming Arranging Her Funeral Would Be. Give her the perfect gift, make pre-arrangements as a couple with the affordable funeral home. Choose from affordable funeral services or affordable cremations. Compassion is our passion…

WANTED: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

DOWNERS GRTOVE – Stonewall Ave. Sat 10/18 & Sun 10/19 9am – 5pm – Dead Peoples Old Stuff. Oak stenciled table, tools, medical aids, Whirlpool, wheelchair, casino items, beer signs, many collectibles.

BAR & GRILL – Best Burger in Town – Where Quality & Freshness Counts! FREE TOMATO w/every BLT…