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Free Puppies: part German shepherd, part stupid dog.
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HAVE YOU SEEN OUR COW? Female, Black with white face. Red tag in her ear. She was last seen on County Rd. 45. Please call Ann Smith at…
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HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician
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TOYOTA SCION • Coffin with 52 inch sunroof – $21,800
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COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…
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To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed.
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Ground beast, 99 cents/lb.
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PONY FOR SALE. Looks like small horse. $900.
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Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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A Race to Savings! – with Thank You Card – $119 – without card $2.39
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Attention male London Review of Books readers: 'Greetings, earthling – I have come to infest your puny body with legions of my spawn' is no way to begin a reply. Female, 36 – suspicious of any men declaring themselves to be in possession of a 'great sense of humor.'
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Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
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I'm just a girl who can't say 'no' (or 'anaesthetist') [sic]. Lisping Rodgers and Hammerstein fan, female lecturer in politics (37) WLTM man to 40 for thome enthanted eveningth.
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Lost: Search & Rescue Dog – From 13th and Peoria area. Sunday, May…
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DO YOU USE COUPONS? Up to $20 worth FREE Grocery Coupons. Choose From over 1,200 Name Brands. Grocery Coupon Book $24.95
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For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…
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Chronically Overweight? 6 p.m. 522 N. Eighth St., Sheboygan… Bring your own chair. Free.
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BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….
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Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.
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Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
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