Subject: Classifieds (Page 5)

FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment.

FOR SALE BY OWNER – Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

BABY SITTER NEEDED. Imaginative, neutering, playful & dependable? Weekdays 12–5PM. Must have own car. Ref. required. Call 882-….

Wanted: Preparer of food. Must like the food business, be dependable, and be willing to get hands dirty.

All day starting at 1 PM. – Shuck N' Jive's Annual Crawfish Boil

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Call…

Now Hiring – Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+, Applications Avail. Inside – Cannot look anything like “Skeletor” from “He-Man”

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

WANTED: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

CORRECTION – In a recipe for salsa published recently, on of the ingredients was misstated… The correct ingredient is “2 tsp. of cilantro” instead of “2 tsp. of cement.”

Wanted to Rent – Wanted: Room to rent. Saudi Arabia students are looking for American families to live with. Call Osamah at 419-….

Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

ETERNAL ASCENT – sends cremated remains to the heavens in a special balloon. Let us help make your loved one’s final journey a memorable one. We also release pets. Call 800-808-….

For Sale: Black Tuxedo only worn once and now divorced.

856-981-…. $1.00 OFF Any Job Over $800

Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….

NEW LISTING – CARBONDALE – Move right into this 3 bedroom, 1.25 bath home, featuring foyer with split staircase, mysterious hidden commode, off street parking yard. $79,900.

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

Lost Cocktail.

Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…