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Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch

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For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.

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Wanted: dead gentle pony! 941-637-….

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My other car is a bike. Eco-friendly bio-diverse M (29). Smells a bit like soil and eats too much soup, but otherwise friendly (you're not seriously going to put that burger in your mouth, are you?).

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My ideal woman is a man. Sorry, mother.

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LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…

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UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…

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List Price $6.00 / AMS Price $63.95 / You Save 965.83%

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hairorobert – IF WE CAN’T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… YOU UGLY! – 757-….

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SEE WHAT HAPPENS, 22 yr old white male, 6’4”, 190 lbs, janitorial master, once cleaned 3 bathrooms in 20 minutes! Seeks 19 to 32 yr old female. Box 30940.

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Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

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The Brandywine Gourmet – Stop in to enter drawing to guess height & weight of our GIANT 3 ft., 20 lb. Chocolate Bunny!…

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EXPERIENCED NANNY – To care for 3 young kids in out house 30 hours a week. Must drive and have references. Call Christine at 305-294-….

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It feels like your favorite easy chair. Only faster.

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Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

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Found: Keys at the Diversion Cam rest stop with fob that says "Keys I Haven't Lost Yet."

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GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.

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GE Mammogram dish washer for sale, white $20. Good condition. (805) 523-….

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Wedding dress for sale. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie…

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Sick of your: Job-Boss-Paycheck-Life? My Business Is Growing To Fast!!!! [sic] $800-4000/mo. Part-Time work at home – work at the office – just work no age limit – no experience – just cash!!! CALL 504-6367 TODAY

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FAMILY SEEKING energetic, young woman. Dedicated, responsible, family oriented, as permanent live-in provider, assistant, companion, concubine. Compensation negotiable.

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