Subject: Classifieds (Page 6)

Mrs. Jody Defries is pleased to announce the arrival of Elijah Joel – 8 pounds 10 ounces… and the loss of twenty pounds.

WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

Lose All Your Weight, Only $49.

Wanted: dead gentle pony! 941-637-….

.. Buffet – Delivery – No Personal Chicken Accepted – Open 7 Days A Week…

Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …

CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.

Gifts for Men – Silk Boxers – Silk Robes – Silk Pajamas – Silk G-Strings – Silk Boxer Briefs – and be sure to see our Nutcracker Shorts

HANDSOME RAKE – Out of work leaf raker/bagger seeks whimsical beauty with unkempt auburn orc hestnut hair, cool with coarse hands and a penchant for whistling. mellow… mo, 28, …

AMANDA – I’m running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?

Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others

Finally – a calculator that has no equal.

2-FUDGE PACKING MACHINES, $300. Ea. … Steve or George

DOWNERS GRTOVE – Stonewall Ave. Sat 10/18 & Sun 10/19 9am – 5pm – Dead Peoples Old Stuff. Oak stenciled table, tools, medical aids, Whirlpool, wheelchair, casino items, beer signs, many collectibles.

For Sale:  Women’s clothes. Owned by future ex-wife, need to sell quick before divorce.

PROVED! Make Bedwetting Easier… Waterproof Mattress Protector $19.95

It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is our People”

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

TAG Heuer mens watch with bright yellow dial, it's not gay its European $99. 714-997-….

Mediterranean Villa – rooms located just steps to the ocean/park/and golf course. Sunsets every day. $209,950

Cute kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.