Subject: Classifieds (Page 6)

Mercury Fish & Chips

TOYOTA SCION • Coffin with 52 inch sunroof – $21,800

Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents

It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is our People”

For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.

SURGEON WANTED for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools.

Lost/Found – FOUND – HOMING PIGEON – Call to describe and collect.

WE FILL ALL PRESCRIPTIONS We Fill All Compounded (Mixed) Prescriptions According To Your Doctor’s Instructions. If Your Doctor Writes You A Prescription For A Specially Prepared Suppository, We Can And Will Fit It….

Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.

WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!

GE Mammogram dish washer for sale, white $20. Good condition. (805) 523-….

Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates

You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks of Herve Villechaize and an odour of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box no. 3321.

Sandy Clause – Attorney at Law – The Singleton Law Firm – 4050 Linwood Ave…

A-Whole Chiropractic • Body Injury Experts • Auto/Work Accidents…

You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, am 4'10", have the looks of Herve Villechaize and carry an odor of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box…

WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.

TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

PONY FOR SALE. Looks like small horse. $900.