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TOYOTA SCION • Coffin with 52 inch sunroof – $21,800
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Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents
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It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is our People”
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For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.
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SURGEON WANTED for a new health clinic opening in the area. No experience needed. Must have own tools.
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Lost/Found – FOUND – HOMING PIGEON – Call to describe and collect.
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WE FILL ALL PRESCRIPTIONS We Fill All Compounded (Mixed) Prescriptions According To Your Doctor’s Instructions. If Your Doctor Writes You A Prescription For A Specially Prepared Suppository, We Can And Will Fit It….
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Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?
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FOR SALE: Doctor’s sailing dinghy and accessories. Doctor no further use.
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WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!
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GE Mammogram dish washer for sale, white $20. Good condition. (805) 523-….
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Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates
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You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks of Herve Villechaize and an odour of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box no. 3321.
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Sandy Clause – Attorney at Law – The Singleton Law Firm – 4050 Linwood Ave…
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A-Whole Chiropractic • Body Injury Experts • Auto/Work Accidents…
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You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, am 4'10", have the looks of Herve Villechaize and carry an odor of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box…
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WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville
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Sewer / Manhole Repair Worker – experienced only. Immediate opening.
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TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.
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PONY FOR SALE. Looks like small horse. $900.
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