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Mrs. Jody Defries is pleased to announce the arrival of Elijah Joel – 8 pounds 10 ounces… and the loss of twenty pounds.
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CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.
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AMANDA – I’m running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?
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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others
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Excerpt from a job description for a Minister Of Music
Finally – a calculator that has no equal.
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It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is our People”
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Cute kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.
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