Subject: Classifieds (Page 6)

Your buying me dinner doesn't mean I'll have sex with you. I probably will have sex with you, though. Honesty not an issue with opportunistic male, 38.

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Lost – Donkey, wearing a pink halter, Monterey Center – 269-793-….

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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

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Mild or Hot – OLD FOLKS Sausage 2/$5…

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Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.

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FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment.

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Horses for Sale! Stallion 2 yrs. old for $500. Mayor 3 yrs. old for $1,000.

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Wanted: Tudor [sic] needed for help in English class.

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ALL NUDE In The Meadowlands!! 20 Nude Dancers – Completed Renovated – 2 Nude Stages – Nude Table Dancers In The V.I.P. Lounge

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FREE: farm kittens. Ready to eat.

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WARNING! Restaurant Closing! The Corn Crib Restaurant Is Closing After 25 Years. If You Have A Gift Certificate To Corn Crib, We Suggest You Marinate It and Eat It!

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HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician

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Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch

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Love is strange – wait 'til you see my feet. F, 34, wide-fitting Scholl's.

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AMERICAN FLAG – 60 stars. Pole included $100. Call…

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DOWNERS GRTOVE – Stonewall Ave. Sat 10/18 & Sun 10/19 9am – 5pm – Dead Peoples Old Stuff. Oak stenciled table, tools, medical aids, Whirlpool, wheelchair, casino items, beer signs, many collectibles.

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COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…

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Paint job, $220. Come in for a free estimate.

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PENIS ENLARGEMENT – Viagra & Testosterone – Dr. Joel Kaplan’s FDA Cleeard Medical Vaccuum Pumps. Gain 103 inches Safe and Permanent. Call… [sic]

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Nordic track $300 – hardly used – call Chubby.

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Philanthropy is my middle name. It's just a name though so don't be expecting any free rides. You can call me Mr Wallace. My first name is none of your business. Applications to box no. 9741.

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