Subject: Classifieds (Page 6)

NEPTUNE FRONT LOAD WASHER – Built-in high definition tuner – Digital cable ready with cable card slot – Built-in 20 watt stereo speaker system – SALE $799

Buy a 3-Piece Livingroom Set – Get a 3-Piece Glass and Brass End Table…

Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds.

Home Made Portable Toilet. Great for parades $90/ 764-….

Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
Engagement: S.Paraskos of Paphos, Cyprus, and Nicola Jared of UK would like to announce their engagement. – Cyprus Weekly

Cows, calves never bred… also 1 gay bull for sale.

Advanced Products, Inc. • 605 East Robins, Conway, Arkansas 72032 • 10% Satisfaction Guaranteed • DIRECTIONS – Take 1 to 3 tablets daily after breakfast as a dietary supplement.

We build bodies that last a lifetime.

PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician

Car Sitting Services: Are you going away for a long trip? Are you afraid your car will be lonely, or worse yet, stolen!? I can protect your car and take it for long drives to keep it company. I can even drop you off and pick you up at the airport using your car (at my convenience)! Cheap rates! Call [telephone] and ask for One-tooth Tony.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

MUST SELL: 3 Grave Spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

SECRETARIAL/CLERICAL – Excellent word processing & typing skills. Conscious, creative and detail oriented.

My husband, who hardly ever listens to the radio anymore, has this one on all the time.

SITUATIONS WANTED – WILL CLEAN your home, will take in washing & ironing in my home. Will also tattoo pet dog at your home. 297-….

WE FILL ALL PRESCRIPTIONS We Fill All Compounded (Mixed) Prescriptions According To Your Doctor’s Instructions. If Your Doctor Writes You A Prescription For A Specially Prepared Suppository, We Can And Will Fit It….

Theft: A woman in the 1900 block of 129th Lane Northeast reported Oct. 15 that someone must have stolen her mail, because she did not receive birthday cards from some of her friends.

MLS#2110… Nobody has died yet on these 11.90 acres. Small home, wood, pasture, stream. $144,900 740-965-….

HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!