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hairorobert – IF WE CAN’T MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD… YOU UGLY! – 757-….

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Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.

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FOR SALE: Instant coffee table

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You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, have the looks of Herve Villechaize and an odour of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box no. 3321.

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Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch

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USED BOOB SALE – Where: Jefferson Pointe Mall When: Fri & Sat, Sept 9 & 10 10am–9pm, Sunday 12–5 pm What: 20 plus categories. Many in fine shape.

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Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

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Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

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Beat the Christmas Holiday Rush – Order Now – Choosing your Monument now, means your loved ones won’t be faced with the hardship during their time of grief. STEEDLEY MONUMENT WORKS

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WANTED. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers.

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It Takes Many Ingredients to Make Burger King Great But… “The Secret Ingredient is our People”

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Remember, you get what you pay for. And at Hub Furniture Store, you pay less.

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Advanced Products, Inc. • 605 East Robins, Conway, Arkansas 72032 • 10% Satisfaction Guaranteed • DIRECTIONS – Take 1 to 3 tablets daily after breakfast as a dietary supplement.

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REWARD FOR RETURNING DOG – Answers to Bight Eyes – $50 if alive, $25 if dead – Theresa Lamar – Phone… Leave message.

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LOST – WEDDING RING, men’s, Hooters’s parking lot, 6/27, Reward! Call…

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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TALENT SEARCH – Can you BURP or FART better than your friends? We want to talk. BIG $$ Call us @ 770-….

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Foot tasting, [sic] arranged through the courtesy of Marks & Spencers and Safeway, gives customers a rare chance to try some of those more exotic flavors.

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FOR SALE BY OWNER – Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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Wanted: Hard working, experienced farm woman. Household and field work; know how to cook; must own tracter –- send photo of tractor.

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2008 Cherokee Lardo “Diesel” …

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