Subject: Classifieds (Page 7)

UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…

FAMILY SEEKING energetic, young woman. Dedicated, responsible, family oriented, as permanent live-in provider, assistant, companion, concubine. Compensation negotiable.

You’re all invited to Steak & Shrimp – Every Friday Night – 5:30 pm – 10 pm – Have Some Fun!! Bring A Gun!! Cash Can Be Won!! At Our Trap Range…

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Call…

Lost Cocktail.

Found: Keys at the Diversion Cam rest stop with fob that says "Keys I Haven't Lost Yet."

Afghan Hound: male, 6 years old, very good poet. $400 obo…

“Doggie Style Pictures with Santa” 12/2/06, 12/16/06 Pictures taken at Doggie Style Bakery. (202) 667-…. raiser for Washington Animal Rescue League

Wanted to buy: fishing net, must have no holes.

If you have over forty eyes and have noticed how your vision has changed…

Tooth Whitening – For Any One Getting Married We Offer Nitrous Oxide Sedation – Call us today for details…

Terra Andina Sauvignon Blanc, 2007 $9.99 – Intense, vibrant cat pee aroma underscored by tangerine and grass; crisp, clean and tart with…

Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?

Save it. Anything you've got to say can be said to my lawyer. But if you're not my ex-wife, why not write to box no. 5377? I enjoy vodka, canasta, evenings in, and cold, cold revenge.

ARTIFICIAL CHRISTMAS TREE – For Sale. Like new. Needs stand, ornaments, lights, and branches. $99.00 firm. Call…

Wanted: Preparer of food. Must like the food business, be dependable, and be willing to get hands dirty.

Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

SECRETARY – needed for quick lube. 6 Days. Call… Stuyvesant Ave, Union, NJ.

FOR SALE: Instant coffee table

HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor – An Alternative to Good Eating.