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UPTIGHT GRAND PIANO HARRINGTON. $150/…
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FAMILY SEEKING energetic, young woman. Dedicated, responsible, family oriented, as permanent live-in provider, assistant, companion, concubine. Compensation negotiable.
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Found: Keys at the Diversion Cam rest stop with fob that says "Keys I Haven't Lost Yet."
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Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?
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HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!
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