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TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

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A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

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FOR SALE. Three canaries of undermined sex.

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Stock up and save. Limit: one.

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FOR SALE: Lee Majors (6 Million Dollar Man) – $50

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Will the person who got hit in the head with a tomato in the 1950’s please contact (414) 453…

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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.

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’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000

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New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…

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Finally – a calculator that has no equal.

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Easygoing athletic SJM, 41, seeking SF, looks not important, must be tall, slim and attractive.

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SYTLE – our name says it all. Guaranteed the best, males, escorts. Phone 302-….

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WANTED: Someone to grind or chew hay for horse with bad teeth. Contact James “Bud” Williams, 942-…. Carterville

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Fresh-Cut CHRISTMAS TREES Arriving December 28th – We Carry the Fullest Freshest Trees Available…

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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

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Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

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Gifts for Men – Silk Boxers – Silk Robes – Silk Pajamas – Silk G-Strings – Silk Boxer Briefs – and be sure to see our Nutcracker Shorts

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ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

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GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.

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Bet us your letter of business translation do. Every people in our staffing know English like the hand of their back. Up to the minuet wise-street phrases, don't you know, old boy.

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Christmas Sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.

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