Subject: Classifieds (Page 8)

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Gifts for Men – Silk Boxers – Silk Robes – Silk Pajamas – Silk G-Strings – Silk Boxer Briefs – and be sure to see our Nutcracker Shorts

CORRECTION – In a recipe for salsa published recently, on of the ingredients was misstated… The correct ingredient is “2 tsp. of cilantro” instead of “2 tsp. of cement.”

STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF

SALE ON ALL BODY PARTS.

Restaurant Assistant Manager: Applicants with the necessary experience need not apply.

Give Blood & Make Your Own Sundae, July 13th

If you have one of these symptoms, please call this 800 number – Death, Heartburn, …

Wanted: Limo driver needed for overnight transport of drunk and drugged up clients.

$5 – Lubriderm lotion – scented or seriously scented 10 oz.

To some, I am a world of temptation. To others, I'm just another cross-dressing pharmacist. Male, 41.

Wanted: Satellite Installer

Wanted – Director Of Advertsing [sic]

FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Shemale Jack Russell Terrier, 14 mos., has shots, needs fenced yard. 619-445-….

She Said NO… Diamond Ring for sale or trade – $3500

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome – Free Sample!

May 30 has been designated the Memorial Day holiday. There will be no sanitation on that day.

FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat

Caffe Allegro – In downtown Middletown –Discover why so many Italians would prefer to eat at home

1993 TOYOTA SUPRA TWIN TURBO AERO • TOP (G2), 1993 very rare, every toy, leather, mini disc, climate, traction, crise, 18in alloys, brand new tyres, priv/plate (SUP), 0-60 in 5, 160+ mph, awesome, girlfriend forgot to take pill, gutted. $14,000, (Bucks). Tel: …

MUST SELL: 3 Grave Spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.