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Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.
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Taste Lopez’s Best Chili – Enjoy the sounds of “Crossfire” … Chili Challenge and Family FunFest
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Square coffee table 53” Long X 21” Wide with storage, $80. 453-….
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Garage sale: Come and partake of the drapes of wrath, sofas choice, star dreck, broken china syndrome, laricats of wire and rubble without cause.
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Star Wars Job of the Hut – $15
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Time management seminar. Washington County Library, St. George Branch… About six or sevenish.
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Unique Ford – only 5 minutes from Bedford – Just Across from the Women’s Prison
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Partially used bottle of Dove Intense Moisture shampoo, paid $5 new, only asking $3 or best offer. Mach 3 razor, only used for one week, mint condition, asking $4 or best offer. Call Ryan at…
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Car Sitting Services: Are you going away for a long trip? Are you afraid your car will be lonely, or worse yet, stolen!? I can protect your car and take it for long drives to keep it company. I can even drop you off and pick you up at the airport using your car (at my convenience)! Cheap rates! Call [telephone] and ask for One-tooth Tony.
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Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
Engagement: S.Paraskos of Paphos, Cyprus, and Nicola Jared of UK would like to announce their engagement. – Cyprus Weekly
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FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry
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His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55.
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Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.
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OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.
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LAWN MOWER – Tends to catch on fire but put out easily with garden hose $30. Please call 258-….
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Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
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COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…
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YOUTH PROGRAMS • GENERAL/SOCIAL – Skydiving for Tots – (ages 10 mos.–2 years) Introduce your toddler to the fun and thrill of skydiving before he or she develops unwarranted fears of freefalling. Certified jump instructor…
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Get 50% off or half price, whichever is less.
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Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents
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Lustful? Sinful? Sexual? These are all words not used in conjunction with my feeble, limp form for at least 32 years. You are a woman to 40 with high class looks and low class mind. I am an ever growing vessel of limp wristed sexual energy just waiting to be shook. You may call me sir. box no. 32/02
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