Subject: Classifieds (Page 8)

Engagement diamond ring, appraised $339. Trade for rifle.

Taste Lopez’s Best Chili – Enjoy the sounds of “Crossfire” … Chili Challenge and Family FunFest

Square coffee table 53” Long X 21” Wide with storage, $80. 453-….

Garage sale: Come and partake of the drapes of wrath, sofas choice, star dreck, broken china syndrome, laricats of wire and rubble without cause.

Star Wars Job of the Hut – $15

Time management seminar. Washington County Library, St. George Branch… About six or sevenish.

Unique Ford – only 5 minutes from Bedford – Just Across from the Women’s Prison

Partially used bottle of Dove Intense Moisture shampoo, paid $5 new, only asking $3 or best offer. Mach 3 razor, only used for one week, mint condition, asking $4 or best offer. Call Ryan at…

Car Sitting Services: Are you going away for a long trip? Are you afraid your car will be lonely, or worse yet, stolen!? I can protect your car and take it for long drives to keep it company. I can even drop you off and pick you up at the airport using your car (at my convenience)! Cheap rates! Call [telephone] and ask for One-tooth Tony.

Personal Announcements: S. Paraskos and Helen Walker would like to announce that they are no longer engaged.
Engagement: S.Paraskos of Paphos, Cyprus, and Nicola Jared of UK would like to announce their engagement. – Cyprus Weekly

FOR SALE: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry

His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55.

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

OPEN FOR BUSINESS – James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

LAWN MOWER – Tends to catch on fire but put out easily with garden hose $30. Please call 258-….

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…

YOUTH PROGRAMS • GENERAL/SOCIAL – Skydiving for Tots – (ages 10 mos.–2 years) Introduce your toddler to the fun and thrill of skydiving before he or she develops unwarranted fears of freefalling. Certified jump instructor…

Get 50% off or half price, whichever is less.

Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents

Lustful? Sinful? Sexual? These are all words not used in conjunction with my feeble, limp form for at least 32 years. You are a woman to 40 with high class looks and low class mind. I am an ever growing vessel of limp wristed sexual energy just waiting to be shook. You may call me sir. box no. 32/02