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SNOW BLOWER for sale… only used on snowy days.
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Give Blood & Make Your Own Sundae, July 13th
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Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican
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Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds.
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Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
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Display PostScript running under the Windows windowing system demonstrates the ability to display OpenStep applications inside Windows windows, alongside native Windows applications. This seamless window system integration is a milestone in porting to Windows and demonstrates that OpenStep for Windows will be a good Windows citizen.
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DOWNERS GRTOVE – Stonewall Ave. Sat 10/18 & Sun 10/19 9am – 5pm – Dead Peoples Old Stuff. Oak stenciled table, tools, medical aids, Whirlpool, wheelchair, casino items, beer signs, many collectibles.
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WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.
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VIBRATOR, used twice, great condition. $10. Ryan 504-…. from 8–4 pm
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A Race to Savings! – with Thank You Card – $119 – without card $2.39
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Ploughing the loneliest furrow. Nineteen personal ads and counting. Only one reply. It was my mother telling me not to forget the bread on my way home from B&Q. Man, 51.
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WANTED: Medium sized dog house for low income family. Call 269-….
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PROVED! Make Bedwetting Easier… Waterproof Mattress Protector $19.95
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100% OFF – Any Bike Purchase of $1000 Or More…
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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
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6 Foot TREE OF LIGHTS Reg. $49.99 – Save 20% LIGHTS NOT INCLUDED…
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Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.
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Save it. Anything you've got to say can be said to my lawyer. But if you're not my ex-wife, why not write to box no. 5377? I enjoy vodka, canasta, evenings in, and cold, cold revenge.
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March 8th – Hypnotist Frank Santos – Donation $10 – All you can eat – Bring your own food – Starts at 8pm…
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Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. Woman with mixed priorities (37) seeks man who can toss a good salad.
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STAFF NEEDED FOR GOURMET BURGER BAR THAT NEEDS STAFF
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