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SALE ON ALL BODY PARTS.

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ONE METAL Office desk. Timeshare, sleeps six, at Alpine Bay, Alabama. 859-….

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HELP WANTED – Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon

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FREE DUCKS. You catch.

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Mild or Hot – OLD FOLKS Sausage 2/$5…

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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

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Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

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Boa Constrictor – Great With Kids! – 2 Years old, approximately 2 feet long. Includes tank with light and accessories. $150 Call…

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Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.

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Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

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Wedding dress for sale. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie…

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Cute kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.

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Attention male London Review of Books readers: 'Greetings, earthling – I have come to infest your puny body with legions of my spawn' is no way to begin a reply. Female, 36 – suspicious of any men declaring themselves to be in possession of a 'great sense of humor.'

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WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.

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At the Frederick Fairgrounds – German Bands – Petting Zoo – Mini Race Cars – Have a Horse sit on your lap! …

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MATH TUDAR NEEDED for Intermediate Algebra, needed ASAP! Call…

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Fort Hays State University – Honro roll…

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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

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JAZZY 1103 ultra power chair $200. 5 piece monogamy bedroom set $800.

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Now you can borrow enough money to get out of debt.

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FAMILY SEEKING energetic, young woman. Dedicated, responsible, family oriented, as permanent live-in provider, assistant, companion, concubine. Compensation negotiable.

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