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Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Call…

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Get 50% off or half price, whichever is less.

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To some, I am a world of temptation. To others, I'm just another cross-dressing pharmacist. Male, 41.

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… featuring Kohler Lite Flush Toilets – Live Demonstration – See How They Perform…

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FREE TO GOOD COUNTRY HOME – ¾ Rottweiler, ¼ Shepherd, 3 years old, female, spayed, very intelligent, loves to eat live rabbits and kittens, loves to play ball with kids. Call after 5:00 pm.. (614)…

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Now I know what to do the next time my patents die… – If you are inheriting someone’s IRA/401K/TSP or Annuity…

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Top Money Paid!! Are you willing to be prodded and probed in the orfice [sic] of our choice – all in the name of science?

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Meet the new face of indoor bowling! More or less the same as the old face, but less facial hair and better teeth. M, 28. Box no. 3377.

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Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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Gifts for Men – Silk Boxers – Silk Robes – Silk Pajamas – Silk G-Strings – Silk Boxer Briefs – and be sure to see our Nutcracker Shorts

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Ambulance Service – Non-Emergency – Sims Funeral Home

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WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ###, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

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How to Speak and Write Like A Colleg [sic] Graduate

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6 Foot TREE OF LIGHTS Reg. $49.99 – Save 20% LIGHTS NOT INCLUDED…

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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

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Hummels – largest selection ever – if it’s in stock, we have it!

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Mature gentleman, 62, aged well, noble grey looks, fit and active, sound mind and unfazed by the fickle demands of modern society seeks… damn it, I have to pee again.

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Time management seminar. Washington County Library, St. George Branch… About six or sevenish.

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Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates

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