Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Classifieds
(Page 9)
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Help wanted
Classifieds
Pennzoil/Quaker State OIL CHANGE – $12 plus oil & filter
Classified ad
Classifieds
Coupon
Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.
Personal ad
Classifieds
From Craig’s List
Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates
Classified ad
Classifieds
$5.95 -or- $15/mo.
Classified ad
Classifieds
From an ad
.. Buffet – Delivery – No Personal Chicken Accepted – Open 7 Days A Week…
Classified ad
Classifieds
Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….
Classified ad
Classifieds
Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.
Classified ad
Classifieds
A Sears ad
Friday, March 27 – Lenten Fish Dinner – St. Ann Parrish – Tickets can be purchased at the door or by calling Christ at 522 -….
Classified ad
Classifieds
Love is strange – wait 'til you see my feet. F, 34, wide-fitting Scholl's.
Personal ad
Classifieds
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
Classified ad
Classifieds
FREE – GENUINE faux 9 CARAT SAPPHIRE PENDANT…
Classified ad
Classifieds
PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….
Classified ad
Classifieds
Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?
Personal ad
Classifieds
From Craig’s List
PIG – I saw you at Tiki Bobs. You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did that again I’d kill you. You did. I need your address now. Phone…
Classified ad
Classifieds
Beat the Christmas Holiday Rush – Order Now – Choosing your Monument now, means your loved ones won’t be faced with the hardship during their time of grief. STEEDLEY MONUMENT WORKS
Classified ad
Classifieds
PRO PAIN TANK – Camping Size. $20 (408)266-….
Classified ad
Classifieds
JOB OPPORTUNITY IN BROADCASTING – PT Janitor/maintenance-general janitorial, clean, sanitize, dust, polish, spot wash, vacuum, empty trash, gather recyces, replace light bulbs. Send resume to: MARIA ADAMS, KTSH 100 Valley Dr., Brisbane, Ca 94005. Fax 415-467-…. EOE. DEADLINE 4/12/96.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola
Classified ad
Classifieds
FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…
For sale
Classifieds
Page 9 of 27
« First
« Previous
7
8
9
10
11
Next »
Last »