Subject: Classifieds (Page 9)

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Pennzoil/Quaker State OIL CHANGE – $12 plus oil & filter

Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.

Educational – Readin Specialist/ – Requires MT teaching certificate, with a reading endorsement (Master’s level candidates

$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

.. Buffet – Delivery – No Personal Chicken Accepted – Open 7 Days A Week…

Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

Friday, March 27 – Lenten Fish Dinner – St. Ann Parrish – Tickets can be purchased at the door or by calling Christ at 522 -….

Love is strange – wait 'til you see my feet. F, 34, wide-fitting Scholl's.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

FREE – GENUINE faux 9 CARAT SAPPHIRE PENDANT…

PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

Thurs. – Skateboard Expo will be from 4 pm to 5:30 pm E. Center Street. Free. Sponsored by the Rochester Area Brain Injury Community Committee.

Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?

PIG – I saw you at Tiki Bobs. You grabbed my butt and I told you if you did that again I’d kill you. You did. I need your address now. Phone…

Beat the Christmas Holiday Rush – Order Now – Choosing your Monument now, means your loved ones won’t be faced with the hardship during their time of grief. STEEDLEY MONUMENT WORKS

PRO PAIN TANK – Camping Size. $20 (408)266-….

JOB OPPORTUNITY IN BROADCASTING – PT Janitor/maintenance-general janitorial, clean, sanitize, dust, polish, spot wash, vacuum, empty trash, gather recyces, replace light bulbs. Send resume to: MARIA ADAMS, KTSH 100 Valley Dr., Brisbane, Ca 94005. Fax 415-467-…. EOE. DEADLINE 4/12/96.

Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…