Subject: Classifieds (Page 9)

HELP WANTED – PLUMMER/ELECTRICIAN [sic]

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All Remaining Furniture 1/2 Price to 50% Off – Storewide!

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Now I know what to do the next time my patents die… – If you are inheriting someone’s IRA/401K/TSP or Annuity…

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This ad may not be the best lonely heart in the world, nor its author the best-smelling. That's all I have to say. Man, 37.

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Give Dad What He Always Wanted! A Weekend For Both of You in The Nude. • We Set The Mood. You Provide The romance. • They are back… Paradise Valley Resort – Georgia’s Premier Clothing Optional Resort – 3 pools • 2 hot tubs • NO CLOTHING! – Day Visitors Welcome …

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Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

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Buy a 3-Piece Livingroom Set – Get a 3-Piece Glass and Brass End Table…

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Friday, March 27 – Lenten Fish Dinner – St. Ann Parrish – Tickets can be purchased at the door or by calling Christ at 522 -….

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SECRETARY – needed for quick lube. 6 Days. Call… Stuyvesant Ave, Union, NJ.

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Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

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Meet the new face of indoor bowling! More or less the same as the old face, but less facial hair and better teeth. M, 28. Box no. 3377.

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FOR SALE in excellent condition, $100. Call…

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We build bodies that last a lifetime.

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My other car is a bike. Eco-friendly bio-diverse M (29). Smells a bit like soil and eats too much soup, but otherwise friendly (you're not seriously going to put that burger in your mouth, are you?).

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Wanted: Limo driver needed for overnight transport of drunk and drugged up clients.

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Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Call…

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Soccer ball signed by either Pele, the former Brazilian soccer player widely renowned by most experts and fans to be the finest player that has ever existed, or by some guy named “Peter.” $75.

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Lost/Found – FOUND – HOMING PIGEON – Call to describe and collect.

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Come to Our Open House From 1pm – 4 pm – EASY TO FIND – South I-25 Exit #173 Larkspur to Perry Park Ave., Right on Perry Park Ave., Right on Silverheels Rd., Right on Eagle Rd., Right on Tenderfoot, Left on Shrine Rd., Left on Independence, Right on Cameron

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COLD-A-SACK SALE on Lorine Ln. 5 family yard sales. Sat. 8-? Follow signs off 467 & Good Luck Rd. – Baby up to plus size clothing, furn., tools, & X-mas.

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OPEN HOUSE body shapers toning salon free coffee & donuts

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