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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 10)
It’s raining very hard now and the players are getting wet.
Keith Quinn
New Zealand announcer
Colemanballs
Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
Colemanballs
That would have been the icing on his start.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Both teams – and Brazil even – got better.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I don't hold water with that theory.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.
Tony Cottee
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
He tried out this new formation, 4-3-1-2… bit like the Christmas Tree formation.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline.
Gerry Armstrong
Irish football player
Colemanballs
They have missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Age
Colemanballs
Misspokements
If the goalkeeper wasn’t there, it would’ve been a goal.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
His strength is his strength, his strength is.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
A New Zealand rugby commentator
Colemanballs
One year I played 15 months.
Franz Beckenbauer
German football player, coach & manager
Colemanballs
When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Paul Gascoigne
I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Referees
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Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.