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It’s raining very hard now and the players are getting wet.

New Zealand announcer

Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.

Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.

English football player & sportscaster

That would have been the icing on his start.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Both teams – and Brazil even – got better.

British football commentator

Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu.

English football player & manager

I don't hold water with that theory.

English soccer commentator

At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.

English football player & commentator

Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.

English former football player & manager

He tried out this new formation, 4-3-1-2… bit like the Christmas Tree formation.

English football player & announcer

He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Even if he had scored for Alaves, it would have made no difference to the scoreline.

Irish football player

They have missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame.

English soccer commentator

Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

If the goalkeeper wasn’t there, it would’ve been a goal.

English soccer player & manager

His strength is his strength, his strength is.

English football player & manager

Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.

One year I played 15 months.

German football player, coach & manager

When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.

British football commentator

I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

English former football player & manager