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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 10)
Whether that was a penalty or not, the referee thought otherwise.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
He doesn’t know how to spell the word give up.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Players only understand substitutions when they become managers.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.
Malcolm MacDonald
British football commentator
Colemanballs
And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.
Lee Hendrie
English football player
Colemanballs
Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
That’s bread and butter straight down the goalkeeper’s throat.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
I'm going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Brazil, the favorites – if they are the favorites, which they are…
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
He’s the only man I know who could start an argument with himself.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Graig Bellamy
I don’t think anyone enjoyed it… apart from the people who watched it.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Maybe not goodbye, but farewell…
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
He’s a two-legged tripod, if you know what I mean.
Graham Richards
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I can’t promise anything but I can promise 100%.
Paul Power
English football player
Colemanballs
The Blackburn crowd have been saturated by fifty thousand Newcastle fans.
Brian Little
Colemanballs
Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
He knows all about the Italian opposition, playing now in Turkey.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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