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Colemanballs
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They only count when they go in the goal.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
I saw him kick the bucket over there which suggests he’s not going to be able to continue.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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We signed to play until the day we died, and we did.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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That shot might not have been as good as it might have been.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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There’s Jermaine Defoe, checking the weather on his phone no doubt… he’s a lovely boy.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
Colemanballs
If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
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He’s on the lips of every team in world football.
Ray Houghton
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I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
The new west stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day.
A British soccer commentator
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Football games turn on things that are done by players.
Willie Miller
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Here are some names to look forward to – perhaps in the future.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Time
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I don’t think that record will ever be broken or beaten.
Gerry Armstrong
Irish football player
Colemanballs
Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Again Mariner and Butcher are trying to work the oracle on the near post.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
Colemanballs
You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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It’s got nothing to do with his ability… in fact, it has got to do with his ability.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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The new west stand casts a giant shadow over the entire pitch, even on a sunny day.