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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 11)
He [David Beckham] has two feet, which a lot of players don’t have nowadays.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Feet
I would like to be a
mole
on their dressing room wall.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It was a good match, which could have gone either way and very nearly did.
Jim Sherwin
Colemanballs
Stevens got to the line, crossed the ball and Linekar wrapped it all up with his head.
Ralph Dellor
British announcer
Colemanballs
Germany are a very difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.
Steve Lomas
Irish football player
Colemanballs
PSV have got a lot of pace up front; they’re capable of exposing themselves.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
If they play together, you've got two of them.
Dion Dublin
Colemanballs
There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.
Fred Dinage
English sports announcer
Colemanballs
Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Whoever wins today will win the championship no matter who wins.
Denis Law
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
Colemanballs
Nobody took the responsibility of going to kill Yakin.
Pat Bonner
Irish football player
Colemanballs
He’s even smaller in real life than he is on the track.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Appearance
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Manchester United have hit the ground running – albeit with a 3-0 defeat.
Bob Wilson
British football player
Colemanballs
We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
It’s like the Sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing'.
Ade Akinbiyi
English football player
Colemanballs
It’s got nothing to do with his ability… in fact, it has got to do with his ability.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.
Bob Wilson
British football player
Colemanballs
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