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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 11)
When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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I can see the
carrot
at the end of the tunnel.
Stuart Pearce
English football player
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Mixed metaphors
On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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He should have felt he probably scored then.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
They only count when they go in the goal.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who’s facing him.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
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He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
They’ve taken the horns by the scruff of the neck.
Tony Cascarino
English football player & analyst
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Mixed metaphors
The atmosphere here is thick and fast.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day.
Bobby Gould
English football player
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Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Injuries
Real Madrid are like a rabbit in the glare of the headlights in the face of Manchester United’s attacks; but this rabbit comes with a suit of armor in the shape of two precious away goals.
George Hamilton
Irish sportscaster
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You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.
Peter Shilton
English football player
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Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
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The goals changed the game for us.
Nigel Howard Adkins
football player & manager
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