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Colemanballs
(Page 12)
Both sides have scored a couple of goals and both sides have conceded a couple of goals
Peter Withe
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
He [David Beckham] has two feet, which a lot of players don’t have nowadays.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Feet
He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
The club has literally exploded.
Ian Wright
English football player & television personality
Colemanballs
Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.
Fred Dinage
English sports announcer
Colemanballs
That’s another nail in his afternoon.
Mark Blundell
British auto racing driver & announcer
Colemanballs
The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Lateness
You could visibly hear the strain in his voice.
Mike Parry
Colemanballs
I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper
Colemanballs
A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.
John Brendan Keane
(1928 – 2002) Irish playwright, novelist & essayist
Colemanballs
Places
Gaelic football
Ireland
I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Referees
Queens Park against Forfar, you can't get more romantic than that.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Nottingham Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Unknown
Colemanballs
Ian St John to Greaves: Is he speaking to you yet?
Greaves: Not yet, but I hope to be incommunicado with him in a very short space of time.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
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