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Colemanballs
(Page 12)
I was here at Maine Road when City lost 4-0 to Wimbledon, but they could have been 2-0 up after five minutes, and if they had been, the final score might just have been different.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
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Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.
Ian Wright
English football player & television personality
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The lad got over excited when he saw the whites of the goalposts eyes.
Steve Coppel
English football player
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He was just about to pull the trigger on his left foot.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
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The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
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If they play together, you've got two of them.
Dion Dublin
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We are now in the middle of the center of the first half.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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They’ll perhaps finish in the top three; I can’t see them finishing any higher.
Don Howe
English football player, coach & manager
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Flo literally turned Taricco inside-out.
Trevor Francis
English football player
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I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper
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He has all-round, 365 degree vision.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
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And now we have the formalities over, we'll have the National Anthems.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.
Ian Darke
A British soccer commentator
English sports commentator
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Apart from their goals, Norway hasn’t scored.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.
Notts County Chairman
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He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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The difference between right and wrong is often not more than five meters.
Johan Cruyff
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At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
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… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.