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Colemanballs
(Page 12)
We lost because we didn't win.
Ronaldo
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I’d like to see him scoring two or more goals in games which United win 1-0.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
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I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.
Johnny Giles
Irish football player & manager
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If you keep asking me questions, I will continue to find excuses.
Gordon Strachan
Scottish football player & manager
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Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.
Jose Mourinho
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As Phil DeGlenville said, each game is unique, and this one is no different to any other.
John Sleightholme
English football director
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I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Jim Rosenthal to an American goalie: So what’s an American doing playing in goal for Millwall.
The goalie’s reply: I’m trying to keep the ball out.
Anonymous
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And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
Ian Darke
English sports commentator
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I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
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Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.
An unknown sportscaster
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I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
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The good news for Nigeria is that they’re two-nil down very early in the game.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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They [Rosenborg] have won 66 games, and they’ve scored in all of them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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We are now in the middle of the center of the first half.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
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Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn’t bite and has a great tackle.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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On Titus Bramble
It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
A British soccer commentator
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My youth coach told me he’d got these two great 15-year-olds. I told him I don’t want to know, because by the time they’re 18 I’ll be dead.
Martin O’Neill
Irish football player & manager
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He signals to the bench with his groin.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.