Subject: Colemanballs (Page 12)

Both sides have scored a couple of goals and both sides have conceded a couple of goals

English football player & manager

Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.

English football player

Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.

British commentator

He [David Beckham] has two feet, which a lot of players don’t have nowadays.

professional football player, coach & executive

He’s the type of player the manager’s either going to keep or not keep next season.

English football player & analyst

The club has literally exploded.

English football player & television personality

Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.

English soccer commentator

There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.

English sports announcer

That’s another nail in his afternoon.

British auto racing driver & announcer

The late start is due to the time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

You could visibly hear the strain in his voice.

I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.

A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.

(1928 – 2002) Irish playwright, novelist & essayist

I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

English former football player & manager

Queens Park against Forfar, you can't get more romantic than that.

Scottish football player

Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.

English football player & manager

Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball.

Scottish football player

Nottingham Forest are having a bad run, they've lost six matches in a row now without winning.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.

English football player & announcer

I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.

Ian St John to Greaves: Is he speaking to you yet?
Greaves: Not yet, but I hope to be incommunicado with him in a very short space of time.

English football player