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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 12)
It seems that they're playing with one leg tied together.
Kenny Sansom
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Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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That’s down to one thing, fitness and organization.
Noel King
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The Newcastle back three, back four, back five have been at sixes and sevens.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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And Arsenal [English Soccer Club] now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
A New Zealand rugby commentator
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The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
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All of Blackburn’s players got their foots in.
Eamonn Dunphy
Irish football player, author & broadcaster
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He was in a no-win situation, unless he won the match.
Murdo MacLeod
Scottish football player & manager
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I don’t think anyone enjoyed it… apart from the people who watched it.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
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Had we not got that second goal, I think the score might have been different, I’m not sure.
Terry Sheddingham
British football commentator
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Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil, than English sides like Wales.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Romania are more Portuguese than German.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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Romania
It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick-off.
David Beckham
professional football player
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What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
Gerry Francis
English football player & manager
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He’s a great little player… who scored it again?
Jack Charlton
English football player & manager
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In Scotland football hooliganism has been met by banning alcohol from grounds but in England this solution has been circumnavigated.
Wallace Mercer
Scottish football club chairman
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It wasn’t a bad performance, but you can’t tell whether it was good or bad.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
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Penalties
If you are in the six-yard box, standing in an offside position, then you are offside.
Steve Bruce
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Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.