Subject: Colemanballs (Page 12)

Football’s not like an electric light; you can’t just flick the switch and change from quick to slow.

Scottish football player
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It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.

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The game is balanced in Arsenal’s favour.

English television football commentator
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Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.

English soccer commentator
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Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.

New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
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Souness' football brain working at a hundred miles an hour there.

English football player & commentator
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I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland.

English football commentator
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The keeper was coming out in installments.

English football manager
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Tottenham have impressed me; they haven’t thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun.

English football player
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And Wigan Athletic are certain to be promoted barring a mathematical tragedy.

British football commentator
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Manchester United have got the bull between the horns now.

Scottish football player & manager
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Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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I’m not disappointed – just disappointed.

English football player & manager
Colemanballs

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

Mansell knows exactly where he (Ayrton Senna) is because he can see him in his earphones.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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He never fails to hit the target… but that was a miss.

British football commentator
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And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

English sports commentator
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It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Time

I would like to be a mole on their dressing room wall.

English football player & manager
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You’re either very good or very bad, there’s no in between; we were in between.

English football player & sportscaster
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It’s the end of season curtain raiser.

English football player & manager
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