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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 13)
Bryan Robson, well, he does what he does and his future is in the future.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I don't hold water with that theory.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Here we see Tevez’s little curly one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
I think that their young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’d like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down and out winger.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he’s quickly running out of legs.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Injuries
I’ve just noticed something interesting; the left and right backs have both got long sleeve shirts on.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I can’t even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It was a definite penalty but Wright made a right swan-song of it.
Jack Charlton
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
They [Manchester United] are breathing down the heels of Liverpool now.
Gary Newbon
television sports presenter & executive
Colemanballs
Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.
Bob Wilson
British football player
Colemanballs
He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
It’s his outstanding pace that stands out.
Robbie Earle
English-born Jamaican football player
Colemanballs
I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
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Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.