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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 13)
I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
Colemanballs
You’re either very good or very bad, there’s no in between; we were in between.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
Colemanballs
The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Lateness
He hit that one like an arrow.
Alan Parry
Colemanballs
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
I would like to be a
mole
on their dressing room wall.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The problems at Wimbledon seem to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency.
Joe Kinnear
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
He tried out this new formation, 4-3-1-2… bit like the Christmas Tree formation.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Being naturally right-footed he doesn’t often chance his arm with his left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
It’s his first cap, so he’s not got a lot of experience at this level.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The Blackburn crowd have been saturated by fifty thousand Newcastle fans.
Brian Little
Colemanballs
Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.
Unknown
Colemanballs
It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
He was on the six-yard line, just two yards away from the goal.
Pat Nevin
Scottish football player, writer & broadcaster
Colemanballs
And Michael Schumacher just stood on his seat and pulled out something special.
Martin Brundle
British auto racer
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Sports
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