Subject: Colemanballs (Page 13)

Look at those olive trees – they’re two hundred years old – from before the time of Christ!

British football commentator
Colemanballs

The midfield picks itself: Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard and A.N. Other.

English football player
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Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh.

English football commentator
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.

British football player
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He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

The only thing I have in common with George Best is that we come from the same place, play for the same club and were discovered by the same man.

Irish football player
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Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.

English football player & manager
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A Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who thinks he’s just as good as everybody else.

(1928 – 2002) Irish playwright, novelist & essayist
Colemanballs Places

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements Sports

We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day.

English football player
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Both teams – and Brazil even – got better.

British football commentator
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Wallace, moving forward, his red hair always in the action.

English football player
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I was here at Maine Road when City lost 4-0 to Wimbledon, but they could have been 2-0 up after five minutes, and if they had been, the final score might just have been different.

Irish football player
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Manchester United have got the bull between the horns now.

Scottish football player & manager
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The Belgians will play like their fellow Scandinavians, Denmark and Sweden.

Irish football player & broadcaster
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I think that France, Germany, Spain, Holland and England will join Brazil in the semi-finals.

(1940 – ) Brazilian football (soccer) player
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It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked.

British sports commentator
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.

English football player & manager
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We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.

England football player
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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