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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 14)
We had a lovely meal. Lovely. We had a big steak with all the tarnishings.
Ivor Powell
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Misspokements
The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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It seems that they're playing with one leg tied together.
Kenny Sansom
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He’s got a knock on his shin there, just above the knee.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
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Simon Davies has had a few injuries; maybe he wasn’t fully foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
Graham Roberts
English football player & manager
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I don't read the papers, I don't gamble, I don't even know what day it is!
Steve Mclaren
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In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
I would like to be a
mole
on their dressing room wall.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
He’s like all great players – he’s not a great player yet.
Trevor Francis
English football player
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If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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He’s not going to adhere himself to the fans.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.
Bob Wilson
British football player
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There’s still 45 minutes to go – for both sides, I would guess.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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We have one David Beckham playing abroad and that would be two.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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