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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 14)
Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Paul Gascoigne
There’s a real international flavor to this World Cup.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
World Cup
Yes, Roger Hunt misses a few, but he gets in the right place to miss them.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.
Graeme Le Saux
Colemanballs
John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
…and now the Northern Ireland Manager, Billy Bingham, will have to put his thinking boots on.
British Radio announcer
Colemanballs
And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
Colemanballs
The Belgians will play like their fellow Scandinavians, Denmark and Sweden.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.
Bryan Waddle
New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
Colemanballs
I'm going to make a prediction – it could go either way.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
… the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
McCall is trying to thread a needle through a haystack there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Moments before Romania scored the tying goal and eventually going on to win
I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Romania are more Portuguese than German.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Romania
Halifax against Spurs, the original David against Goliath confrontation.
John Helm
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
The difference between right and wrong is often not more than five meters.
Johan Cruyff
Colemanballs
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs