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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 14)
We have one David Beckham playing abroad and that would be two.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
It's so vital if you can win the game one-nil rather than lose it one-nil.
Billy Bonds
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup; the last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
Colemanballs
If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
Thierry Henry
Colemanballs
Germany are a very difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.
Steve Lomas
Irish football player
Colemanballs
They’ve one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer; and they’ve also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Time
Racing
The acoustics seem to get louder.
Hugh Johns
British football announcer
Colemanballs
John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
He doesn’t know how to spell the word give up.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
Colemanballs
He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Players only understand substitutions when they become managers.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
There’s a real international flavor to this World Cup.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
World Cup
Only one team could win this match from here, and that’s England.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Moments before Romania scored the tying goal and eventually going on to win
Once he’s got confidence in his veins, he’s a real threat.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
They’ve come out with all cylinders flying.
Luther Blissett
British football player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
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