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I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
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So often the pendulum continues to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Ilie has a deception of pace.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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I don’t think anyone enjoyed it… apart from the people who watched it.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
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He’s on the lips of every team in world football.
Ray Houghton
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You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
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I was here at Maine Road when City lost 4-0 to Wimbledon, but they could have been 2-0 up after five minutes, and if they had been, the final score might just have been different.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
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I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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I’m not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.
Simon Jordan
English football team owner
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Souness' football brain working at a hundred miles an hour there.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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Socrates, so named because his father was interested in Greek mythology.
ITV network
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Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year.
Steve Coppell
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With the very last kick of the game Macdonald scored with a header.
Alan Parry
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Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Fans
Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Situations
Dunfermline have a difficult month ahead over the coming 2 or 3 weeks.
Dick Campbell
Scottish football player
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