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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 15)
There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Manchester United are looking to Frank Stapleton to pull some magic out of the fire.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
With news of Scotland’s 0-0 victory over Holland
Scottish Television
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And the second goal was a blue print of the first.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Our strikers couldn’t score in a brothel.
Tommy Docherty
Scottish football player & manager
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PSV have got a lot of pace up front; they’re capable of exposing themselves.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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You don’t score 64 goals in 86 games at the highest level without being able to score goals.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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They can’t change any of their players, but they have changed one of their players and that’s the coach.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.
Andy Gray
British football player
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Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.
Bryan Waddle
New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
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He’s like all great players – he’s not a great player yet.
Trevor Francis
English football player
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To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch.
Ruud Gullit
Dutch football player & manager
Colemanballs
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Track
What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
Gerry Francis
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Hoddle hasn’t been the Hoddle we know; neither has Bryan Robson.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
They [Manchester United] are breathing down the heels of Liverpool now.
Gary Newbon
television sports presenter & executive
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Tottenham have impressed me; they haven’t thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
Colemanballs
Their football was exceptionally good – and they played some good football.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The whole team stopped as one man, but Arkwright in particular.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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