Subject: Colemanballs (Page 15)

… the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
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And there’s the unmistakable figure of Joe Mercer… or is it Lester Piggott.

British horse racing commentator
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I don't hold water with that theory.

English soccer commentator
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Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.

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Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.

Scottish football player
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A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave.

English football player & manager
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I’d like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down and out winger.

English football player & manager
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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.

English football player & analyst
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What would help the Ecuadorian side is if they could get a glimpse of the possibility of scoring a goal.

English football player, manager & analyst
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His reign ended with that nil-all defeat by Switzerland at Lansdowne Road.

Irish broadcaster
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You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.

English football player & announcer
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Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he’s quickly running out of legs.

English football player & announcer
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Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.

professional football player, coach & executive
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That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.

English sports announcer
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There’s Bergkamp standing on the halfway line, with his hands on his hips, flailing his arms about.

English football player & announcer
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Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.

English former football player & manager
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I can’t even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine.

English football player & manager
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Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby.

Irish television & radio commentator
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Our fans have been branded with the same brush.

English former football player & manager
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He’s a two-legged tripod, if you know what I mean.

British football commentator
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