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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 16)
Well clearly Graeme, it all went according to plan; what was the plan exactly?
Elton Welsby
English sports announcer
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The fact that Burnley got beat here already will stick in their claw.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Venison and Butcher are as brave as two peas in a pod.
John Skillett
British football commentator
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And Bailey comes out to save, immediately there is a whole wasps nest of blue shirts swarming around him.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Activities
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.
Colin Gibson
British football player
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And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
So that’s 1-0, sounds like the score at Boundary Park where of course its’ 2-2.
Jack Wainwright
sports announcer
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They’ve probably played better than they’ve ever done for a few weeks.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Guppy has a dextrous left foot.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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We’ve got great speed in the team, not just Gary Speed, but great speed!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Of player Gary Speed
There’s a slight doubt about only one player, and that’s Tony Adams, who won’t be playing tomorrow.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
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Penalties
Well, I’ve seen some tackles, Jonathan, but that was the ultimatum!
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Football's all about 90 minutes.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
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If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
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Whelan was in the position he was, exactly.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000
Byron Butler
British commentator
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