Subject: Colemanballs (Page 16)

Well clearly Graeme, it all went according to plan; what was the plan exactly?

English sports announcer

The fact that Burnley got beat here already will stick in their claw.

English football player & announcer

Venison and Butcher are as brave as two peas in a pod.

British football commentator

And Bailey comes out to save, immediately there is a whole wasps nest of blue shirts swarming around him.

British commentator

The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Derby County’s chickens have literally come home to roost this season.

British football player

And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

So that’s 1-0, sounds like the score at Boundary Park where of course its’ 2-2.

sports announcer

They’ve probably played better than they’ve ever done for a few weeks.

British football commentator

Guppy has a dextrous left foot.

British football commentator

We’ve got great speed in the team, not just Gary Speed, but great speed!

British football commentator

There’s a slight doubt about only one player, and that’s Tony Adams, who won’t be playing tomorrow.

English football player & manager

I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.

English football player

Well, I’ve seen some tackles, Jonathan, but that was the ultimatum!

English football player & manager

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Football's all about 90 minutes.

English football player & manager

If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!

English football player & manager

Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.

Scottish football player & manager

If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.

Scottish football player & manager

Whelan was in the position he was, exactly.

English football player & manager

52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000

British commentator