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Kicked wide of the goal with such precision.

Irish television & radio commentator
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Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it.

English football commentator
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I wouldn’t be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.

Scottish football player
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Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.

British commentator
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There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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It’s one of the greatest goals ever, but I’m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.

British football player
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One of Asa’s great qualities is not scoring goals.

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I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
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That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.

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One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.

Scottish football player & broadcaster
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Being given chances, and not taking them. That's what life is all about.

English soccer commentator
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I saw him kick the bucket over there which suggests he’s not going to be able to continue.

English football player & analyst
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I’ve told the players to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.

British comedian
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He was on the six-yard line, just two yards away from the goal.

Scottish football player, writer & broadcaster
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…and now the Northern Ireland Manager, Billy Bingham, will have to put his thinking boots on.

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They’re in pole position, ie 3rd position, for the Champions’ League.

English football player & announcer
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If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch.

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They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.

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In a year’s time, he’s a year older.

British football commentator
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That’s down to one thing, fitness and organization.

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