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Colemanballs
(Page 17)
£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
He’s caused Chelsea no amount of problems.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.
A British soccer commentator
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Injuries
There’s Jermaine Defoe, checking the weather on his phone no doubt… he’s a lovely boy.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
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The Croatians don’t play well without the ball.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Don't tell those coming in now the result of that fantastic match. Now let's have another look at Italy's winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
I predicted in August Celtic would reach the final. On the eve of the final I stand by that prediction.
James Sanderson
Colemanballs
My youth coach told me he’d got these two great 15-year-olds. I told him I don’t want to know, because by the time they’re 18 I’ll be dead.
Martin O’Neill
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
I am not a man of faith, but my wife is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Beliefs
Colemanballs
Misspokements
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Believe it or not, goals can change a game.
Mike Channon
Colemanballs
I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win.
Howard Wilkinson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The team must try to get their ship back on the road.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I don’t really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City.
Ron Wylie
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
When he was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Paul Gascoigne
Byron Butler: You'd obviously made up your mind to play both Stein and Walsh?
Bobby Robson: Yes, I thought that individually and as a pair, they'd do better together.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
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Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.