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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 17)
Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.
Notts County Chairman
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One year I played 15 months.
Franz Beckenbauer
German football player, coach & manager
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Maybe not goodbye, but farewell…
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.
Peter Shilton
English football player
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Don't tell those coming in now the result of that fantastic match. Now let's have another look at Italy's winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago…
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
A deflection – that’s what changed the course of the ball.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
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I’d love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time; and not for the reasons that you’re thinking of Clive.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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But the ball was going all the way, right away, eventually.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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The team must try to get their ship back on the road.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal’s all time great players; a lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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As Phil DeGlenville said, each game is unique, and this one is no different to any other.
John Sleightholme
English football director
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Will he score here? Yes!
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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As David Batty began his run-up to the penalty he missed – eliminating England from the 1998 World Cup
And we all know that in soccer if you stand still you go backwards.
An English soccer manager
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You’re either very good or very bad, there’s no in between; we were in between.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
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He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg.
Steve Coppell
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield
British cricketer & television commentator
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Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I can see the
carrot
at the end of the tunnel.
Stuart Pearce
English football player
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Mixed metaphors
Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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