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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 17)
That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back out there.
John Lambie
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
When told a concussed striker did not know who he was
Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Unfortunately, we keep
kicking
ourselves in the foot.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Shooting
I’m not superstitious or anything like that, but I’ll just hope we’ll play our best and put it in the lap of the gods.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
Colemanballs
John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
Colemanballs
52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that’s backwards.
Peter Shilton
English football player
Colemanballs
We don’t have to play them every week, although we do play them next week.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I can see the
carrot
at the end of the tunnel.
Stuart Pearce
English football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Everything in our favor was against us.
Danny Blanchflower
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
He knows all about the Italian opposition, playing now in Turkey.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s his first cap, so he’s not got a lot of experience at this level.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Michael Owen is not a dive.; he knows when to dive, and when not to.
Steve Hodge
Colemanballs
Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.
Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Here we see Tevez’s little curly one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Injuries
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