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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 17)
Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.
Bob Wilson
British football player
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The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
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One moment I’m playing soccer and the next – whack – I wake up in hospital unconscious.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Misspokements
Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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While City were fighting a bad attack of wind their FA Cup opponents (Altrincham) were providing the biggest Cup upset so fart this season.
York Advertiser
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Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup; the last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
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There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil and that might be the game that they lose.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started.
Len Ashurst
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£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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You certainly wouldn’t bet against him not converting that chance.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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You have to remember some of these guys are playing in front of the live cameras.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
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It’s one of the greatest goals ever, but I’m surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.
Andy Gray
British football player
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Some time in the 90 minutes they are going to have to win the game.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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There’s a real international flavor to this World Cup.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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World Cup
Oh dear, his right leg collided with himself there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
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… the Derby fans walking home absolutely silent in their cars.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Souness' football brain working at a hundred miles an hour there.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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