Subject: Colemanballs (Page 17)

That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back out there.

Scottish football player & manager

Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.

British football commentator

Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot.

England football player

I’m not superstitious or anything like that, but I’ll just hope we’ll play our best and put it in the lap of the gods.

Irish football player & manager

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level. But he’s the best manager I’ve ever had.

professional football player

The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.

English football player & sportscaster

John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield.

English football player & manager

I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.

Irish football player & executive

52,000 people here at Maine Road tonight, but my goodness me, it seems like 50,000

British commentator

If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that’s backwards.

English football player

We don’t have to play them every week, although we do play them next week.

British football commentator

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

English football player

Everything in our favor was against us.

Irish football player & manager

They’ve tasted the other side of the coin on so many occasions.

Irish football player & broadcaster

He knows all about the Italian opposition, playing now in Turkey.

English television football commentator

When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.

English football player & manager

It’s his first cap, so he’s not got a lot of experience at this level.

English professional football player & commentator

Michael Owen is not a dive.; he knows when to dive, and when not to.

Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.

Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!

British football commentator

Here we see Tevez’s little curly one.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.

English football player & analyst