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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 18)
It seems that they're playing with one leg tied together.
Kenny Sansom
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Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
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So often the pendulum continues to swing with the side that has just pulled themselves out of the hole.
Tony Gubba
British football commentator
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The goal that Charlton scored has aroused Arsenal.
George Graham
Irish football player
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Hearts are now playing with a five man back four.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
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Socrates, so named because his father was interested in Greek mythology.
ITV network
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And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Terry Venables has literally had his legs cut off from underneath him three times as manager.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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His reign ended with that nil-all defeat by Switzerland at Lansdowne Road.
Colm Murray
Irish broadcaster
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What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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One of Asa’s great qualities is not scoring goals.
Roy Small
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Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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There are still hundreds of question marks to be answered.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch-22 at the moment and it’s a difficult scenario to get my head round.
Unknown announcer
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People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
A British soccer commentator
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That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.
Murdo Macleod
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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The Belgians will play like their fellow Scandinavians, Denmark and Sweden.
Andy Townsend
Irish football player & broadcaster
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It's always very satisfying to beat Arsenal, as indeed Arsenal would admit.
Peter Jones
English football player
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It’s now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.