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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 18)
Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Venison and Butcher are as brave as two peas in a pod.
John Skillett
British football commentator
Colemanballs
As Phil DeGlenville said, each game is unique, and this one is no different to any other.
John Sleightholme
English football director
Colemanballs
What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
Gerry Francis
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Real Madrid are like a rabbit in the glare of the headlights in the face of Manchester United’s attacks; but this rabbit comes with a suit of armor in the shape of two precious away goals.
George Hamilton
Irish sportscaster
Colemanballs
One of the great unknown champions because very little is known about him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
Colemanballs
He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Time
Racing
It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
As with every young player, he’s only 18.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
On a young David Beckham
I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper
Colemanballs
Linford Christie’s got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Track
I’m not disappointed – just disappointed.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s like a toaster, the ref’s shirt pocket… every time there’s a tackle, up pops a yellow card; I’m talking metaphysically now of course.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Referees
The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
Colemanballs
Eighteen months ago they (Sweden) were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.
Peter Shilton
English football player
Colemanballs
He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
We signed to play until the day we died, and we did.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
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