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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 18)
Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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We were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two.
Frank McLintock
Scottish football player
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And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time.
Unknown
Colemanballs
We say ‘educated left foot’… of course, there are many players with educated right foots.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
For those of you watching in black and white, the Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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I’d like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down and out winger.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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The lads really ran their socks into the ground.
A British soccer commentator
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With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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If United get through, they’ll play Chelsea or Liverpool, in an all-Premiership tie, which is also an all-English tie, and also an all-British tie.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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To be fair, I don’t think Les Ferdinand was fouled there – I think he went over [fell] on his own ability.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
That was only a yard away from being an inch-perfect pass.
Murdo Macleod
Colemanballs
The midfield picks itself: Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard and A.N. Other.
Phil Neal
English football player
Colemanballs
Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
He has all-round, 365 degree vision.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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He’s not going to adhere himself to the fans.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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Beckenbauer really has gambled all his eggs.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Whelan was in the position he was, exactly.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
It was a good match, which could have gone either way and very nearly did.
Jim Sherwin
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We say ‘educated left foot’… of course, there are many players with educated right foots.