Subject: Colemanballs (Page 18)

Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn’t always get picked.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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You can see how O'Leary is absolutely racked with pain, and realizes it.

English football player & commentator
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The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.

Irish sportscaster
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If England are going to win this match, they’re going to have to score a goal.

professional football player, coach & executive
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The problem with you, son, is that all your brains are in your head.

Scottish football player & manager
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Giggs came in from the left hand right.

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
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Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.

English football player & analyst
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Obviously for Scunthorpe it would be a nice scalp to put Wimbledon on their bottoms.

English soccer player & manager
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He came in from the outfield there like an absolute rabbit.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.

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In the Moscow Olympics Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion’s race.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.

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For Burnley to win they are going to have to score.

English football player & commentator
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The dice are stacked against them.

Irish football player & manager
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There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.

English football player & manager
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If England get a point, it will be a point gained as opposed to two points lost.

English football player & announcer
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And Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ball with every inch of his body weight!

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Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.

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We’ll still be happy to lose, it’s on at the same time as the Beer Festival.

Irish football manager
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There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.

English sports announcer
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A deflection – that’s what changed the course of the ball.

Irish football player
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