Subject: Colemanballs (Page 19)

Jean Tigana has spent the entire first half inside Liam Brady’s shorts.

Irish sports broadcaster
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The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.

Scottish football player & analyst
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Yes, Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was just too perfect

English former football player & manager
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We go into the second half with United 1-0 up, so the game is perfectly balanced.

English football player
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We thrashed Romania 0-0 in the first half.

English football player & manager
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I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.

English football player & manager
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I'm as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.

English football player
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Practice makes permanent.

British football commentator
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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.

English football player & analyst
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs

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Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.

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At the end of the day, the team with the most points are champions, apart from when it goes to goal difference.

English football player & commentator
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His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths.

British football manager
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John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield.

English football player & manager
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The longer the game went on, you got the feeling that neither side really wanted to lose.

English football player & announcer
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What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.

English football player & manager
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It was a definite penalty but Wright made a right swan-song of it.

English football player & manager
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Julian Dicks is everywhere; it’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.

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Everyone’s got tough games coming up. Manchester United have got Arsenal, Arsenal have got Manchester United and Leeds have got Leeds.

British football commentator
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He’ll be giving everything, but he hasn’t got everything to give.

Scottish football player
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