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Colemanballs
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He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The goal that Charlton scored has aroused Arsenal.
George Graham
Irish football player
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And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
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He tried out this new formation, 4-3-1-2… bit like the Christmas Tree formation.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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It's so vital if you can win the game one-nil rather than lose it one-nil.
Billy Bonds
English football player & manager
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If you had a linesman on each side of the pitch in both halves you’d have nearly four.
Robbie Earle
English-born Jamaican football player
Colemanballs
Romania are more Portuguese than German.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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Romania
To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
…and the news from Guadalajara where the temperature is 96 degrees, is that Falcao is warming up.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
We’re flying on the Concorde; that’ll shorten the distance — that’s self-explanatory.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
A game is not won until it is lost.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Mixed metaphors
Well, I’ve seen some tackles, Jonathan, but that was the ultimatum!
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.
Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
The one thing Gordon has brought to this team is a bit of work rate and team spirit.
Robbie Earle
English-born Jamaican football player
Colemanballs
And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
Ian Darke
English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Kevin Keegan has now tasted the other side of the fence.
Dave Merrington
British football manager
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