Subject: Colemanballs (Page 2)

Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.

English football player & television personality

It’s like the Sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted.

English football player & announcer

They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places.

British football commentator

Queens Park against Forfar, you can't get more romantic than that.

Scottish football player

Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.

New Zealand-born sports broadcaster

Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.

Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.

England football player

With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes.

English football player & manager

These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.

English football player & announcer

The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.

English football player

We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day.

English football player

I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.

English football player

They’re in pole position, ie 3rd position, for the Champions’ League.

English football player & announcer

They’ve one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer; and they’ve also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie.

English football player & commentator

Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.

British football commentator

The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.

I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.

British football commentator

Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.

English football player & sportscaster

The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Mark Ward has only got size 5 boots but he sure packs a hell of a punch with them.

English football player & commentator