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Colemanballs
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Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Fans
I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Here we see Tevez’s little curly one.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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I’d like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down and out winger.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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Oh dear, his right leg collided with himself there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
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That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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We’re flying on the Concorde; that’ll shorten the distance — that’s self-explanatory.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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And Bailey comes out to save, immediately there is a whole wasps nest of blue shirts swarming around him.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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You have got to miss them to score sometimes.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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We have one David Beckham playing abroad and that would be two.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.
Notts County Chairman
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He’s got a knock on his shin there, just above the knee.
Frank Stapleton
Irish football player & manager
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I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.
Unknown
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I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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The atmosphere here is thick and fast.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
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Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn’t have scored.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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