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Colemanballs
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Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.
Ian Wright
English football player & television personality
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It’s like the Sea of Galilee – the two defenders just parted.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places.
John Gidman
British football commentator
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Queens Park against Forfar, you can't get more romantic than that.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.
Bryan Waddle
New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
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Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
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Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Mixed metaphors
The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day.
Bobby Gould
English football player
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I’d be surprised if all 22 players are on the field at the end of the game – one’s already been sent off.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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They’re in pole position, ie 3rd position, for the Champions’ League.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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They’ve one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer; and they’ve also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.
Lou Macari
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I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
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The Republic-of-China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Mark Ward has only got size 5 boots but he sure packs a hell of a punch with them.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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