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Colemanballs
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Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
He (Stephen Pressley) might play better if he shaves that beard.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
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This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really
Unknown
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If you had a linesman on each side of the pitch in both halves you’d have nearly four.
Robbie Earle
English-born Jamaican football player
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Well as for Ian Rush, he's perfectly fit, apart, that is, from his physical fitness.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
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Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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£5.3 million is a large loaf to be throwing away before a ball's been kicked.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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Their two wide men, who are basically wingers.
Pat Nevin
Scottish football player, writer & broadcaster
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It’s end to end stuff, but from side to side.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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It’s the end of season curtain raiser.
Peter Withe
English football player & manager
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I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.
David Beckham
professional football player
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When asked if he was a “volatile” player
The Dutch manager told them in the dressing gown at half-time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal’s all time great players; a lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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They’ve one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer; and they’ve also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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He's carrying his left leg, which, to be honest, is his only leg.
Steve Coppell
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The dice are stacked against them.
Theo Foley
Irish football player & manager
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Mixed metaphors
If you’re a goalkeeper, it doesn’t matter what you save the ball with – if you keep it out, it’s not a goal.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Wayne Clarke, one of the famous Clarke familiy, and he's one of them, of course.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
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He doesn’t know how to spell the word give up.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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