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Colemanballs
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The Scots have really got their hands cut out tonight.
Trevor Francis
English football player
Colemanballs
And so no the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into action.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Football games turn on things that are done by players.
Willie Miller
Scottish football player
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Martin Keown is up everybody’s backsides.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Preki quite literally only has the one foot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.
A British soccer commentator
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And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The midfield picks itself: Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard and A.N. Other.
Phil Neal
English football player
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Johnson has reveled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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John Bond has brought in a young left sided midfield player, who, I guess, will play on the left side of midfield.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Despite the rain, it's still raining here at Old Trafford.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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They [Manchester United] are breathing down the heels of Liverpool now.
Gary Newbon
television sports presenter & executive
Colemanballs
The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.
Phil Woosnam
Welsh football player & manager
Colemanballs
He put it just where he meant it and it passed the Luxembourg goal post by 18 inches.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.
Ian Wright
English football player & television personality
Colemanballs
We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day.
Bobby Gould
English football player
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If he opens his legs, he’ll be hard to handle.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
Colemanballs
The atmosphere here is thick and fast.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
We offer no excuses, though the shower of eggs, cans, nuts and bolts throughout the match did not help my team.
Leo Beenhakker
Dutch football coach
Colemanballs
Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
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…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.