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Colemanballs
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Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
The lad got over excited when he saw the whites of the goalposts eyes.
Steve Coppel
English football player
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And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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He came in from the outfield there like an absolute rabbit.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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And there’s the unmistakable figure of Joe Mercer… or is it Lester Piggott.
Brough Scott
British horse racing commentator
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Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Mixed metaphors
I'm not going to make it a target but it's something to aim for.
Steve Coppell
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The game is balanced in Arsenal’s favour.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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If you keep asking me questions, I will continue to find excuses.
Gordon Strachan
Scottish football player & manager
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I can see the
carrot
at the end of the tunnel.
Stuart Pearce
English football player
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Mixed metaphors
I think that their young legs would have found younger hearts inside them.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places.
John Gidman
British football commentator
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The goal that Charlton scored has aroused Arsenal.
George Graham
Irish football player
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They only count when they go in the goal.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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When Celtic get an opportunity to go above Rangers they’ve got to jump at it with both hands.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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A win tonight is the minimum City must achieve.
Alan Parry
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I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.
Unknown
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Their two wide men, who are basically wingers.
Pat Nevin
Scottish football player, writer & broadcaster
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Both teams – and Brazil even – got better.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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