Subject: Colemanballs (Page 2)

Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.

England football player

I said to the lads at halftime, I said, there was nothing to say.

British football commentator

Here we see Tevez’s little curly one.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older.

British football commentator

I’d like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down and out winger.

English football player & manager

Oh dear, his right leg collided with himself there.

English football player & commentator

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

We’re flying on the Concorde; that’ll shorten the distance — that’s self-explanatory.

British football commentator

And Bailey comes out to save, immediately there is a whole wasps nest of blue shirts swarming around him.

British commentator

You have got to miss them to score sometimes.

English soccer player & manager

We have one David Beckham playing abroad and that would be two.

professional football player, coach & executive

Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.

Danish football player

To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.

English football player & announcer

Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.

He’s got a knock on his shin there, just above the knee.

Irish football player & manager

I’m not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it.

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.

English football player & manager

The atmosphere here is thick and fast.

English football player & commentator

The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.

English football commentator

Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn’t have scored.

English football player & manager