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Subject:
Colemanballs
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It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick-off.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
He’s on the lips of every team in world football.
Ray Houghton
Colemanballs
They’ve one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer; and they’ve also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
And Michael Schumacher just stood on his seat and pulled out something special.
Martin Brundle
British auto racer
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Sports
I’d love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time; and not for the reasons that you’re thinking of Clive.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.
Ian Darke
A British soccer commentator
English sports commentator
Colemanballs
He’s good at that, David Beckham; he’s good at kicking the ball.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
David Beckham
What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
Gerry Francis
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really
Unknown
Colemanballs
Our central defenders, Doherty and Anthony Gardner, were fantastic and I told them that when they go to bed tonight they should think of each other.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
If England are going to win this match, they’re going to have to score a goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus
Colemanballs
I was inbred into the game by my father.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
You’re either very good or very bad, there’s no in between; we were in between.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
Colemanballs
Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I’m sure today’s won’t be any different.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a
panacea
of injury.
Dale Barnes
Colemanballs
He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
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… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.