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Subject:
Colemanballs
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To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
The ball could have gone anywhere and almost did.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury.
Jock Brown
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
Tottenham have impressed me; they haven’t thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
Colemanballs
To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave.
John Hollins
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Oldham are leading 1-0, a well-deserved victory at this stage of the game.
Tommy Docherty
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
Colemanballs
He’s the only man I know who could start an argument with himself.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
On Graig Bellamy
…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Two-nil was a dangerous lead to have.
Peter Beardsley
English football player
Colemanballs
The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
There was a paradox of air in the town when we arrived in Watfor this afternoon.
Andy Smith
Colemanballs
Mick McCarthy will have to replace Cascarino because he’s quickly running out of legs.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
I don't hold water with that theory.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Ian Rush unleashed his left foot and it hit the back of the net.
Mike England
Welsh football player & manager
Colemanballs
Being naturally right-footed he doesn’t often chance his arm with his left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
We had a lovely meal. Lovely. We had a big steak with all the tarnishings.
Ivor Powell
Colemanballs
Misspokements
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…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.