Subject: Colemanballs (Page 20)

Most of the people who can remember when we were a great club are dead.

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That would have been the icing on his start.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Some time in the 90 minutes they are going to have to win the game.

English football player & analyst
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Oh dear, his right leg collided with himself there.

English football player & commentator
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… but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.

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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.

English football player & analyst
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And Cristiano Ronaldo has hit the ball with every inch of his body weight!

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…and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record.

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If England get a point, it will be a point gained as opposed to two points lost.

English football player & announcer
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Korsten is making a meal of it… er… that’s clearly a penalty, yes.

English football player
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Walsall have given City more than one anxious moment amongst many anxious moments.

Scottish football player
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Roy Evans bleeds red blood.

English football player & manager
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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.

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There he goes again, doing doggies.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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The World Cup is every four years, so it’s going to be a perennial problem.

English football player & sportscaster
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Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin.

English football player & commentator
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I don’t know if that was a good bad one or a bad good one.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Now both teams want the ball… Sheffield want the ball, and so do United.

English football player & commentator
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We’ll still be happy to lose, it’s on at the same time as the Beer Festival.

Irish football manager
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Johnson has reveled in the 'hole' behind Dwight Yorke

English former football player & manager
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