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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 20)
The goals changed the game for us.
Nigel Howard Adkins
football player & manager
Colemanballs
The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Time
Lateness
I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.
Peter Shilton
English football player
Colemanballs
Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
Graham Roberts
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
As with every young player, he’s only 18.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
On a young David Beckham
There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
The shot from Laws was precise but wide.
A British soccer commentator
Colemanballs
Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Allegations are all very well but I would like to know who these alligators are.
Ron Saunders
Colemanballs
Misspokements
And I honestly believe that we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
He’s like all great players – he’s not a great player yet.
Trevor Francis
English football player
Colemanballs
And the second goal was a blue print of the first.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
He had all the time in the world to kill a few seconds.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
Colemanballs
The best side drew.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
After a hard fought 1-1 draw
It’s like a toaster, the ref’s shirt pocket… every time there’s a tackle, up pops a yellow card; I’m talking metaphysically now of course.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
Referees
If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Peter Beardsley has got a few tricks up his book.
Ian Snodin
English football player
Colemanballs
Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Fans
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The shot from Laws was precise but wide.