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Colemanballs
(Page 21)
Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
Vinny Jones
Colemanballs
Winning
Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Here they come, every color of the rainbow: black, white, brown.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
I watched the game, and I saw an awful lot of it.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
The last player to score a hat trick in a cup final was Stan Mortenson. He even had a final named after him, the Matthews final.
Lawrie McMenemy
English football coach
Colemanballs
They’ll perhaps finish in the top three; I can’t see them finishing any higher.
Don Howe
English football player, coach & manager
Colemanballs
Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins…
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick-off.
David Beckham
professional football player
Colemanballs
Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch.
Don Howe
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Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related.
George Hamilton
Irish sportscaster
Colemanballs
In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale.
A British soccer commentator
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We didn’t underestimate them – they were a lot better than we thought.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
After nearly losing to Cameroon
It’s like a toaster, the ref’s shirt pocket… every time there’s a tackle, up pops a yellow card; I’m talking metaphysically now of course.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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Referees
And so no the fair, long hair of Adrian Heath has been thrown into action.
Byron Butler
British commentator
Colemanballs
Spurs, one of the in-form teams of the moment with successive wins are almost as impressive as Queens Park Rangers with five.
Bob Wilson
British football player
Colemanballs
You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale.