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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 21)
We don’t have to play them every week, although we do play them next week.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
I spent four indifferent years at Goodison Park, but they were great years.
A British soccer commentator
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An English stadium
There’s a slight doubt about only one player, and that’s Tony Adams, who won’t be playing tomorrow.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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It’s imperable that they get off to a good start.
Charlie Nicholas
Scottish football player & analyst
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I’d like to see him scoring two or more goals in games which United win 1-0.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
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The Swedish back four is amongst the tallest in the world cup… their average age is 7 foot 4.
Chris Waddle
English football player
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Yes, Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was just too perfect
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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He hit that one like an arrow.
Alan Parry
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Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins…
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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…and now the Northern Ireland Manager, Billy Bingham, will have to put his thinking boots on.
British Radio announcer
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Liverpool have come out with all guns flying.
Dennis Tueart
English football player
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Mixed metaphors
Ian Durant has grown both physically and metaphorically in the close season.
Jock Wallace
Scottish football player & manager
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I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Even when he’s changed the system from the 4-3-3 to the 4-3-2, he’s used the same players.
Adrian Heath
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The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Stevens got to the line, crossed the ball and Linekar wrapped it all up with his head.
Ralph Dellor
British announcer
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This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.
An unknown sportscaster
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When you’re 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.
Lawrie McMenemy
English football coach
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Dunfermline have a difficult month ahead over the coming 2 or 3 weeks.
Dick Campbell
Scottish football player
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