Subject: Colemanballs (Page 21)

Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.

English football player

If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Women’s soccer does have its knockers.

sports broadcaster

The front three are playing well in tandem.

Scottish soccer player & analyst

At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch.

I don’t really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City.

Scottish football player

Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.

English football player

Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn’t always get picked.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

One year I played 15 months.

German football player, coach & manager

Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.

The managerial vacancy at the club remains vacant.

English football player & analyst

I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.

The atmosphere here is thick and fast.

English football player & commentator

It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through.

professional football player, coach & executive

And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes.

English football player & manager

Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America..

English football player & manager

If they play together, you've got two of them.

He put it just where he meant it and it passed the Luxembourg goal post by 18 inches.

British commentator

They've forced them into a lot of unforced errors.

It was easier to miss than score.

English football player