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Colemanballs
(Page 21)
Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.
Peter Jones
English football player
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If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I’m sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Women’s soccer does have its knockers.
Adrian Durham
sports broadcaster
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Critics
The front three are playing well in tandem.
Alan McInally
Scottish soccer player & analyst
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At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch.
Don Howe
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I don’t really believe in targets, because my next target is to beat Stoke City.
Ron Wylie
Scottish football player
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Hagi could open a tin of beans with his left foot.
Ray Clemence
English football player
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Exaggerations
Soccer player Gheorghe Hagi
Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa; and even he doesn’t always get picked.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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One year I played 15 months.
Franz Beckenbauer
German football player, coach & manager
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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
A British soccer commentator
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The managerial vacancy at the club remains vacant.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper
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The atmosphere here is thick and fast.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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With eight minutes left, the game could be won in the next five or ten minutes.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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Argentina won’t be at Euro 2000 because they’re from South America..
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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If they play together, you've got two of them.
Dion Dublin
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He put it just where he meant it and it passed the Luxembourg goal post by 18 inches.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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They've forced them into a lot of unforced errors.
Steve Claridge
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It was easier to miss than score.
Clive Allen
English football player
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