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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 22)
And for those of you watching on black-and-white sets, Everton are wearing the blue shirts.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
If there weren’t such a thing as football, we’d all be frustrated footballers.
Mick Lyons
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
I was inbred into the game by my father.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
We haven’t had the rub of the dice.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Runners up at Wembley four times, never bride always the bridegrooms, Leicester.
Peter Jones
English football player
Colemanballs
Their two wide men, who are basically wingers.
Pat Nevin
Scottish football player, writer & broadcaster
Colemanballs
If England are going to win this match, they’re going to have to score a goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
For those of you watching in black and white, the Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.
John Motson
English television football commentator
Colemanballs
And the Bulgarians are doing all they can here to waste every last inch of time in this game.
Colin MacNamara
Colemanballs
Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.
A New Zealand rugby commentator
Colemanballs
Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.
Malcolm McDonald
Colemanballs
Poland nil, England nil, though England are now looking the better value for their nil.
Barry Davies
British sports commentator
Colemanballs
Marseille needed to score first, and that never looked likely once Liverpool had taken the lead.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too – one year we came second.
Bob Paisley
Colemanballs
Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
Graham Roberts
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
The tackles are coming in thick and thin.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.
Neville Southall
Colemanballs
There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
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Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.