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There’s no way that Ryan Giggs is another George Best… he’s another Ryan Giggs.
Denis Law
Scottish football player
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Figo is as important to England as Beckham is.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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I can’t promise anything but I can promise 100%.
Paul Power
English football player
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He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
He doesn’t know how to spell the word give up.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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Manchester United will find it very intimidating with 100 screaming fans in the Bernabeu.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
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Both sides have scored a couple of goals and both sides have conceded a couple of goals
Peter Withe
English football player & manager
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I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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What would help the Ecuadorian side is if they could get a glimpse of the possibility of scoring a goal.
Graham Taylor
English football player, manager & analyst
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Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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As you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.
Steve McIlwenn
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If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day.
Neville Southall
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Fiorentina start the second half attacking their fans; just the way they like things.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Fans
I’d like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down and out winger.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
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There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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Time
Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
If there’s a weakness in Chelsea’s defense, it’s in their defense.
Unknown soccer announcer
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Well, I’ve seen some tackles, Jonathan, but that was the ultimatum!
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs