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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 22)
He looks as though he’s been playing for England all his international career.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
But the ball was going all the way, right away, eventually.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose.
Des Lynam
Irish television & radio commentator
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They only count when they go in the goal.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
It’s real end-to-end stuff, but unfortunately it’s all up at Forest’s end.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
The Swedish back four is amongst the tallest in the world cup… their average age is 7 foot 4.
Chris Waddle
English football player
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Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn’t have scored.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
The ball could have gone anywhere and almost did.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too – one year we came second.
Bob Paisley
Colemanballs
He’s one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.
Derek Johnstone
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
It’s end to end stuff, but from side to side.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Running
Track
They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
Colemanballs
If you’re going to score one goal or less, you’re not going to get your victories.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.
Bryan Waddle
New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
Colemanballs
Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins…
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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