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Colemanballs
(Page 23)
They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
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One of Asa’s great qualities is not scoring goals.
Roy Small
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So that’s 1-0, sounds like the score at Boundary Park where of course its’ 2-2.
Jack Wainwright
sports announcer
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Butcher goes forward as Ipswich throw their last trump card into the fire.
Byron Butler
British commentator
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Mixed metaphors
It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.
A British soccer commentator
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As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.
An unknown sportscaster
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If confidence could be bought, all the rich people would have it and all the poor people would have to… make their own arrangements.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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Confidence
I don't hold water with that theory.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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Terry Venables has literally had his legs cut off from underneath him three times as manager.
Barry Venison
English football player & commentator
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Some time in the 90 minutes they are going to have to win the game.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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That would have been the icing on his start.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn’t have scored.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
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If England are going to win this match, they’re going to have to score a goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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The one thing Gordon has brought to this team is a bit of work rate and team spirit.
Robbie Earle
English-born Jamaican football player
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You certainly wouldn’t bet against him not converting that chance.
Brian Marwood
English professional football player & commentator
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This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.
An unknown sportscaster
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The fact that Burnley got beat here already will stick in their claw.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Unknown
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It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.