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Colemanballs
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It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.
A British soccer commentator
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And Wilkins sends an inch perfect pass to no one in particular.
Bryon Butler
English writer & broadcaster
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The number of chances they had before the goal they missed..
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Entertainment
Misspokements
Sports
Television
I can’t even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball? He might grab mine.
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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I’d like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down and out winger.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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It is a cup final and the one who wins it goes through.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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If ever a goal ever needed a game, this is it.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
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If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
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He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Dunfermline have a difficult month ahead over the coming 2 or 3 weeks.
Dick Campbell
Scottish football player
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I think Arsenal will win the game, but I think Everton have a real good chance.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
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They have got their feet on the ground and if they stay that way they will go places.
John Gidman
British football commentator
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If Plan A fails, they could always revert to Plan A.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more European.
Phil Neville
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Lorimer just turned on a sixpence, kept his head and buried it in the back of the net.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Morcelli has four fastest 1500-meter times ever; and all those times are at 1500 meters.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Sports
Now they have got an extra yard of doubtness in their minds.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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You’re either very good or very bad, there’s no in between; we were in between.
Gary Lineker
English football player & sportscaster
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Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.