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Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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… but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.
A British soccer commentator
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The problems at Wimbledon seem to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency.
Joe Kinnear
Irish football player & manager
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At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch.
Don Howe
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He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
Lateness
Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
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He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn’t bite and has a great tackle.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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On Titus Bramble
I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…
A British soccer commentator
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For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Peter Beardsley has got a few tricks up his book.
Ian Snodin
English football player
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I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.
George Best
(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player
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I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper
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And the Bulgarians are doing all they can here to waste every last inch of time in this game.
Colin MacNamara
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He signals to the bench with his groin.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
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If ever a goal ever needed a game, this is it.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
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He has hardly been on the pitch as many times as he’s played.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
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This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup
New York Post
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Headlines
So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.
Peter Jones
English football player
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… but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.