Subject: Colemanballs (Page 23)

Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him.

English football player & manager

… but Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75% of their nine goals.

The problems at Wimbledon seem to be that the club has suffered a loss of complacency.

Irish football player & manager

At the end of the day, the Arsenal fans demand that we put eleven players on the pitch.

He’s got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

The late start is due to the time.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.

English soccer commentator

The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.

Scottish football player & analyst

He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn’t bite and has a great tackle.

British football commentator

I’ve got a gut feeling in my stomach…

For such a small man, Maradona gets great elevation on his balls.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

Peter Beardsley has got a few tricks up his book.

English football player

I'd have to be Superman to do some of the things I'm supposed to have done, I've been at six different places at six different times.

(1946 – 2005) Irish professional football player

I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.

And the Bulgarians are doing all they can here to waste every last inch of time in this game.

He signals to the bench with his groin.

English football player & commentator

If ever a goal ever needed a game, this is it.

British football player & broadcaster

He has hardly been on the pitch as many times as he’s played.

English football player & analyst

This Sport is Stupid Anyway – USA Out of World Cup

So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.

English football player