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Football’s football: If that weren’t the case it wouldn’t be the game that it is.
Garth Crooks
English football player
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If England are going to win this match, they’re going to have to score a goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.
Dominic Allen
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Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late 20s or 30s and sometimes not even then.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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They've been out a long time – credit them for getting back so quickly.
David Fairclough
English football player
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The one thing Gordon has brought to this team is a bit of work rate and team spirit.
Robbie Earle
English-born Jamaican football player
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Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Signori has all the tricks up his book.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
The first half was end-to-end stuff. In contrast, in this second half it's been one end to the other.
Lou Macari
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To me personally, it's nothing personal to me.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
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I think Charlie George was one of Arsenal’s all time great players; a lot of people might not agree with that, but I personally do.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
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You need at least eight or nine men in a ten-man wall.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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He should have felt he probably scored then.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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If ever a goal ever needed a game, this is it.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
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He wasn’t really trying to score with that shot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I'm not going to make it a target but it's something to aim for.
Steve Coppell
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I can’t promise anything but I can promise 100%.
Paul Power
English football player
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
It’s a game of two teams.
Peter Brackley
sports announcer
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And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than any other time since the first half of this Cup now than any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren’t ever in it anyway.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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