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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 24)
The longer the game went on, you got the feeling that neither side really wanted to lose.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
Colemanballs
Misspokements
They didn’t change positions, they just moved the players around.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Well… if the ball had gone in the net… that would have been a goal.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
You can see how O'Leary is absolutely racked with pain, and realizes it.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more European.
Phil Neville
Colemanballs
And I honestly believe that we can go all the way to Wembley… unless somebody knocks us out.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
Colemanballs
It’s hard to be passionate twice a week.
George Graham
Irish football player
Colemanballs
On his team’s punishing schedule
As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.
An unknown sportscaster
Colemanballs
That’s a question mark everyone’s asking.
Bruce Grobbelar
South African football player
Colemanballs
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield
British cricketer & television commentator
Colemanballs
His strength is his strength, his strength is.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Misspokements
I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.
Johnny Giles
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
There are so many teams now down at the bottom of the Third Division; the FA really has to do something about it.
Peter Lorimer
Scottish football player
Colemanballs
The gelling period has just started to knit.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.
Ray Houghton
Colemanballs
What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in.
Terry Venables
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’m not superstitious or anything like that, but I’ll just hope we’ll play our best and put it in the lap of the gods.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
Colemanballs
There’ll be only one winner now – in every sense.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
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