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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 24)
If ever a goal ever needed a game, this is it.
Tony Gale
British football player & broadcaster
Colemanballs
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
You can see how O'Leary is absolutely racked with pain, and realizes it.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
That’s another nail in his afternoon.
Mark Blundell
British auto racing driver & announcer
Colemanballs
Well, we got nine and you can’t score more than that.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
He was just about to pull the trigger on his left foot.
Terry Butcher
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
That goal surprised most people, least of all myself.
Garth Crooks
English football player
Colemanballs
If there’s one thing Gus Uhlenbeek’s got, it’s pace and determination.
Ray Houghton
Colemanballs
Well Clive, it’s all about the two ‘M’s – movement and positioning.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
Colemanballs
… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.
Ian Darke
A British soccer commentator
English sports commentator
Colemanballs
A game is not won until it is lost.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
If we played like that every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Consistency
The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
At the velodrome
Bicycle racing
Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup; the last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
Colemanballs
In fact that's Swindon's first win of any kind in nine matches.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
The only thing Norwich didn’t get was the goal that they finally got.
Jimmy Greaves
English football player
Colemanballs
If confidence could be bought, all the rich people would have it and all the poor people would have to… make their own arrangements.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Confidence
It was a good match, which could have gone either way and very nearly did.
Jim Sherwin
Colemanballs
What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
With eight or ten minutes to go, they were able to bring Nicky Butt back and give him fifteen to twenty minutes.
Niall Quinn
Irish football player & executive
Colemanballs
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… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.