Subject: Colemanballs (Page 24)

Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby.

Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!

British football commentator
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Every time they attacked we were memorized by them.

Scottish football player & analyst
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And the Bulgarians are doing all they can here to waste every last inch of time in this game.

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Will he score here? Yes!

English football player & manager
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The number of chances they had before the goal they missed..

English football player & announcer
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Their two wide men, who are basically wingers.

Scottish football player, writer & broadcaster
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I’m not too sure how much you get for winning the Champion’s League, but it’s definitely 10 million euros.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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Whelan was in the position he was, exactly.

English football player & manager
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I don't read the papers, I don't gamble, I don't even know what day it is! 

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Our strikers couldn’t score in a brothel.

Scottish football player & manager
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Souness' football brain working at a hundred miles an hour there.

English football player & commentator
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Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.

British football player
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We go into the second half with United 1-0 up, so the game is perfectly balanced.

English football player
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There’s still 45 minutes to go – for both sides, I would guess.

English professional football player & commentator
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So it means that, mathematically, Southampton have 58 points.

English football player
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Terry Venables has literally had his legs cut off from underneath him three times as manager.

English football player & commentator
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This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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We thrashed Romania 0-0 in the first half.

English football player & manager
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Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn’t have scored.

English football player & manager
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The goal that Charlton scored has aroused Arsenal.

Irish football player
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All of Blackburn’s players got their foots in.

Irish football player, author & broadcaster
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