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Subject:
Colemanballs
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He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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That’s another nail in his afternoon.
Mark Blundell
British auto racing driver & announcer
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That’s down to one thing, fitness and organization.
Noel King
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He is not unused to playing in midfield, but at the same time he's not used to playing there either.
Emlyn Hughes
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This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Jim Rosenthal to an American goalie: So what’s an American doing playing in goal for Millwall.
The goalie’s reply: I’m trying to keep the ball out.
Anonymous
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Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
Track
I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.
Les Ferdinand
English football player
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Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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As you know, the result for City is not as bad as it sounds on paper.
Steve McIlwenn
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It’s end to end stuff, but from side to side.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Running
They only count when they go in the goal.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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He doesn’t know how to spell the word give up.
Paul Wade
Australian football player
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At 23, he ought to be around until 2006, if he can keep his head.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
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If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right!
Brian Clough
English football player & manager
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He’s good at that, David Beckham; he’s good at kicking the ball.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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David Beckham
He just can't believe what isn't happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
I'm afraid that Francis this season has been suffering from a
panacea
of injury.
Dale Barnes
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I never comment on referees and I’m not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
Ron Atkinson
English former football player & manager
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