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Colemanballs
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I’ve had 14 bookings this season – 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne
English football player
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Penalties
There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.
Fred Dinage
English sports announcer
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He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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We could be putting the hammer in Luton's coffin.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
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Mixed metaphors
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs
A Scottish soccer player & commentator
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And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal.
Dave Bassett
English soccer player & manager
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Solskjaer never misses the target; that time he hit the post.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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Rutherford’s asking the umpire how many balls he’s got left… he’s got two.
Bryan Waddle
New Zealand-born sports broadcaster
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We lost because we didn't win.
Ronaldo
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He hits it into the corner of the net as straight as a nut.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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He looks as though he’s been playing for England all his international career.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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If you take away their five goals, there was nothing between the teams.
Terry Hibbitt
English football player
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Ian Pearce… has limped off with what looks like a shoulder injury.
Tony Cottee
English football player & commentator
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He just can’t believe what isn’t happening to him.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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If a player is not interfering with play or seeking to gain an advantage, then he should be.
Bill Shankly
Scottish football player & manager
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Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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And I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than any other time since the first half of this Cup now than any other time since the first half of this season, when they weren’t ever in it anyway.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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He is accelerating all the time; the last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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On this 101st FA Cup Final day, there are just two teams left.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs