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Colemanballs
(Page 26)
Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
You takes your money, you pays your choice, sort of thing.
Tim Flowers
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Maybe not goodbye, but farewell…
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.
A British soccer commentator
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Injuries
Korsten is making a meal of it… er… that’s clearly a penalty, yes.
Trevor Francis
English football player
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And Michael Schumacher just stood on his seat and pulled out something special.
Martin Brundle
British auto racer
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Sports
I watched the game, and I saw an awful lot of it.
Andy Gray
British football player
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George will be happy with a draw – I know how ambitious and positive he is.
Terry Neill
Irish football player & manager
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Tottenham have impressed me; they haven’t thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun.
Bobby Charlton
English football player
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They only count when they go in the goal.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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So that’s 1-0, sounds like the score at Boundary Park where of course its’ 2-2.
Jack Wainwright
sports announcer
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Preki quite literally only has the one foot.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
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I’m not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.
Simon Jordan
English football team owner
Colemanballs
Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them; but they may draw some… or occasionally lose.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
That goal surprised most people, least of all myself.
Garth Crooks
English football player
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They've forced them into a lot of unforced errors.
Steve Claridge
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When it comes to the David Beckhams of this world, this guy's up there with Roberto Carlos.
Duncan McKenzie
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Unfortunately, we don’t get a second chance; we’ve already played them twice.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
But the ball was going all the way, right away, eventually.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead.