Subject: Colemanballs (Page 26)

Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.

British football commentator

McCall is trying to thread a needle through a haystack there.

English football player & commentator

It’s raining very hard now and the players are getting wet.

New Zealand announcer

The margin is very marginal.

British football commentator

Flo literally turned Taricco inside-out.

English football player

It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

The lad got over excited when he saw the whites of the goalposts eyes.

English football player

Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.

English football player, manager & sports commentator

And then there was Johan Cryuff, who at 35 has added a whole new meaning to Anno Domini.

Scottish football player

I think I've got the mucus of a good team.

Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.

Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.

English football player & analyst

And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done.

English football player & manager

Martin Keown is up everybody’s backsides.

English football player & analyst

If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that’s backwards.

English football player

You can’t compare two players who are different because they’re not the same.

English football player & manager

To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch.

Dutch football player & manager

The midfield picks itself: Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard and A.N. Other.

English football player

They have missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame.

English soccer commentator

He looks as though he’s been playing for England all his international career.

English football player & analyst

Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.

Danish football player