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Colemanballs
(Page 26)
And now we have the formalities over, we'll have the National Anthems.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
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The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.
John Motson
English television football commentator
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Dunfermline have a difficult month ahead over the coming 2 or 3 weeks.
Dick Campbell
Scottish football player
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It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil and that might be the game that they lose.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Martin Keown is up everybody’s backsides.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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The late start is due to the time.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Time
Lateness
I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win.
Howard Wilkinson
English football player & manager
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That’s great, tell him he’s Pele and get him back out there.
John Lambie
Scottish football player & manager
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When told a concussed striker did not know who he was
He has all-round, 365 degree vision.
Alan Mullery
English football player & manager
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And there’s the unmistakable figure of Joe Mercer… or is it Lester Piggott.
Brough Scott
British horse racing commentator
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He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics so he’s used to being out in front.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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Misspokements
Sports
Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership; there’s no denying that.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Notting Forest are having a bad run; they’ve lost six matches in a row now without winning.
Unknown commentator
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It wasn’t a bad performance, but you can’t tell whether it was good or bad.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
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Please don't call me arrogant, but I'm European champion and I think I'm a special one.
Jose Mourinho
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Manchester United have got the bull between the horns now.
Billy McNeill
Scottish football player & manager
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That’s a question mark everyone’s asking.
Bruce Grobbelar
South African football player
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McCarthy shakes his head in agreement with the referee.
Martin Tyler
English football commentator
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Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with his hands in his tracksuit bottoms scratching his head.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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And Arsenal [English Soccer Club] now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
Peter Jones
English football player
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Notting Forest are having a bad run; they’ve lost six matches in a row now without winning.