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Subject:
Colemanballs
(Page 26)
His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths.
John Bond
British football manager
Colemanballs
That goal surprised most people, least of all myself.
Garth Crooks
English football player
Colemanballs
You’ve got to believe that you’re going to win, and I believe we’ll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we’re knocked out.
Peter Shilton
English football player
Colemanballs
Emmanuel Petit has won more medals than any other player in the Premiership this year, although Patrick Vieira’s won the same medals.
Brian Woolnough
British sports journalist
Colemanballs
Wayne Clarke, one of the famous Clarke familiy, and he's one of them, of course.
Brian Moore
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
As with every young player, he’s only 18.
Alex Ferguson
Scottish football player & manager
Colemanballs
On a young David Beckham
Leeds have only had one shot on target, which may well have been the goal.
Andy Gray
British football player
Colemanballs
And he missed the goal by literally a million miles.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Auto racing
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal.
Jimmy Hill
professional football player, coach & executive
Colemanballs
At 23, he ought to be around until 2006, if he can keep his head.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
I’d like to have seen Tony Morley left on as a down and out winger.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.
Ian Darke
A British soccer commentator
English sports commentator
Colemanballs
A deflection – that’s what changed the course of the ball.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
Colemanballs
I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
His reign ended with that nil-all defeat by Switzerland at Lansdowne Road.
Colm Murray
Irish broadcaster
Colemanballs
The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.
Graeme Le Saux
Colemanballs
With the very last kick of the game Macdonald scored with a header.
Alan Parry
Colemanballs
Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch-22 at the moment and it’s a difficult scenario to get my head round.
Unknown announcer
Colemanballs
Unfortunately, we keep
kicking
ourselves in the foot.
Ray Wilkins
England football player
Colemanballs
Mixed metaphors
Shooting
I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland.
Mike Ingham
English football commentator
Colemanballs
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… and he crosses the line with the ball almost mesmerically tied to his foot with a ball of string.