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Colemanballs
(Page 26)
Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
McCall is trying to thread a needle through a haystack there.
Mark Bright
English football player & commentator
Colemanballs
It’s raining very hard now and the players are getting wet.
Keith Quinn
New Zealand announcer
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The margin is very marginal.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
Colemanballs
Flo literally turned Taricco inside-out.
Trevor Francis
English football player
Colemanballs
It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.
David Coleman
(1926 – ) English sports commentator
Colemanballs
Misspokements
Sports
Hurdling
The lad got over excited when he saw the whites of the goalposts eyes.
Steve Coppel
English football player
Colemanballs
Moutinho using his weight there – all 5’ 7” of it.
David Pleat
English football player, manager & sports commentator
Colemanballs
And then there was Johan Cryuff, who at 35 has added a whole new meaning to Anno Domini.
Archie McPherson
Scottish football player
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I think I've got the mucus of a good team.
Dick Duckworth
Colemanballs
Malaprops
Nucleus
Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough.
Jonathan Woodgate
Colemanballs
Fortunately, Paul Scholes’ injury wasn’t as bad as we’d hoped for.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Injuries
And at the end of the season you can only do as well as what you have done.
Bryan Robson
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
Martin Keown is up everybody’s backsides.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
If you stand still there is only one way to go, and that’s backwards.
Peter Shilton
English football player
Colemanballs
You can’t compare two players who are different because they’re not the same.
Glenn Hoddle
English football player & manager
Colemanballs
To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch.
Ruud Gullit
Dutch football player & manager
Colemanballs
The midfield picks itself: Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard and A.N. Other.
Phil Neal
English football player
Colemanballs
They have missed so many chances they must be wringing their heads in shame.
Ron Greenwood
English soccer commentator
Colemanballs
He looks as though he’s been playing for England all his international career.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
Colemanballs
Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.
Peter Schmeichel
Danish football player
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